[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Slash

Vince already got Sabu.

I highly doubt the Dudleys will return...they might though.

Jerry Lynns been a tad MIA and sadly I don't think Rhino or Raven will jump ship.

On the upside I do know that Danny Doring and Roadkill I believe are in WWE and at OVW right now and contracts have been sent out to Francine and I think Balls Mahoney. The real question is not how much of the WWE talent will go to ECW BUT how much talent will there be in ECW?

I think Jerry Lynn's still in TNA. I remember seeing him on there a couple of weeks ago. At least... I thought I did anyway.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hes not working with a contract though...at least not as one as solid as guys like Raven and Rhino.

Hopefully they will use ECW as a way to also push new talent. I wouldnt mind if guys were brought up from OVW early and you got to see them in action. I know ive been waiting to see CM Punk...but aside from a brief cameo at Wrestlemania...he aint done a thing.

FELIPE NO

But would you really want ECW to turn into some nationwide OVW/DSW tv show?

How ya doing, buddy?

As first reported by WWE's new mobile alert system, ECW has signed the following:

Sabu
Jazz
Axl Rotten
Balls Mahoney
C.W. Anderson
The Sandman
Francine
Danny Doring
Tony Mamaluke

As we reported yesterday, WWE is bringing Mamaluke in to reform The FBI with Little Guido (Nunzio)

(more to be added)

also

The Charlotte Bobcats Arena website has posted an article on the upcoming WWE Judgment Day PPV. The preview reads: World Wrestling Entertainment's� (WWE) Vengeance, a live, pay-per-view event Sunday, June 25, 2006 at 7:45 p.m. with tickets on sale Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 10:00 a.m. Superstars scheduled to appear: THE RETURN OF DE-GENERATION X! - DX IS BACK!!!

Just to note, the plan is to definitely have a return of D-X. WWE media reps have been sending previews out early telling asrena's to start advertising the return of the group.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You asked for it so here it is

Spoiler:

This my friends is a spoiler tag. We use it to hide things that will happen in the future. Please, use me so that you don't look like a complete ASS!

For ECW, what are the chances that Taz will return?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

You asked for it so here it is

Spoiler:

This my friends is a spoiler tag. We use it to hide things that will happen in the future. Please, use me so that you don't look like a complete ASS!

For ECW, what are the chances that Taz will return?

Excuse me? How was anything I listed a spoiler? Oh you mean about D-X? Or about the ECW signings? Come on now, tell me which one you're accusing of me spoiling.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah seriously Slash get your head out of your ass. Everyone knew that DX was going to come back soon it was only a matter of time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The most shocking thing about all this, we find that Vince McMahon has taken his head out of HHH's ass, and HHH has taken his head out of Vince McMahon's ass at the same time.

Nothing like a fresh cup of double irony.

This "new ECW" is going to be pretty stale really, no matter how "hard" it's made to sound. Vince will never go back on his move limitation policy as to stop injuries, so you'll never see some of the insane and wacky shit that ECW used to do in the past. That's what made the wrestling good, and the matches even better.

This looks more like a ploy to draw attention away from TNA, and I guess it appears to be working considering everyone and their dog are having orgasms over the news of ECW returning. All they're doing now is kicking a dead horse at this point, but we'll see if anything comes out of it.

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Originally Posted by Kostaki

The most shocking thing about all this, we find that Vince McMahon has taken his head out of HHH's ass, and HHH has taken his head out of Vince McMahon's ass at the same time.

Nothing like a fresh cup of double irony.

This "new ECW" is going to be pretty stale really, no matter how "hard" it's made to sound. Vince will never go back on his move limitation policy as to stop injuries, so you'll never see some of the insane and wacky shit that ECW used to do in the past. That's what made the wrestling good, and the matches even better.

This looks more like a ploy to draw attention away from TNA, and I guess it appears to be working considering everyone and their dog are having orgasms over the news of ECW returning. All they're doing now is kicking a dead horse at this point, but we'll see if anything comes out of it.

Actually I agree that this is a ploy to get people away from TNA. They took Sabu and no one knows who could be next.

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Sabu only wrestled maybe 5-7 times a year for TNA while under contract with them, so it isn't a complete loss. Samoa Joe would be a complete loss, but luckily his allegiance lies soundly with TNA.

FELIPE NO

Tonight's Raw spoilers (possible)

Spoiler:

Foley vs Edge vs Tommy Dreamer (possibly)

Steel Cage in arena

Foley heel turn for ECW

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by wwe.com

SmackDown Superstars Batista and Booker T got into a knockdown, drag-out fight Monday afternoon on the set of World Wrestling Entertainment’s SummerSlam commercial shoot in Encino, California. Director of WWE Television Promotions, John Gaburick, tells WWE.com the fight broke out during the filming of a scene in the commercial which will be used to promote SummerSlam later this year. “The fight lasted at least five minutes, it was a brutal, bloody, vicious affair,” says Gaburick. “It took JBL, Mark Henry, Chris Benoit, Finlay and road agent Ricky Steamboat to finally break things up.”

Gaburick says, “Both men were banged up pretty good, both men were bloodied up.” After the fight, Booker T and Batista went behind closed doors to try and clear the air. Gaburick says both Booker T and Batista finished their required work on the commercial before leaving the set. When asked what the fight was about, Gaburick would only say “it’s a personal issue between two men.”

The SummerSlam commercial was filmed Sunday using RAW Superstars and Monday using SmackDown competitors.

Woah.

How ya doing, buddy?

That smells more like angle opening than it does a legit fight, to give Batista someone to feud with while everything finishes up with Rey Mysterio and the World Title. If they were to put Batista against Rey now, it's clear the mismatch would be absolutely horrible where you couldn't see Batista losing at ALL.

That's the feeling I get from it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

That smells more like angle opening than it does a legit fight, to give Batista someone to feud with while everything finishes up with Rey Mysterio and the World Title. If they were to put Batista against Rey now, it's clear the mismatch would be absolutely horrible where you couldn't see Batista losing at ALL.

That's the feeling I get from it.

I don't know though. I would think Batista would fued with Henry since Henry did put him out of action. Plus Booker I think is going to be in a big fued with Lashley and he still has unfinished business with the Boogeyman while he heals his injury.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Has Samoa Joe now taken a huge face turn?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Probably a set-up. I'm guessing that after the match at "Sacrifice", and Joe's team wins, he'll be the crap out of Sting.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Okay, I'm seriously confused as all hell. What the fuck is driving Kane insane about May 19th? And don't tell me it's related to that day being the same date as Revenge of the Sith last year, because I know it isn't that.

Is he ashamed to have the movie premiering or something? If there's any date he should be concerned about a movie coming out, it's the 6th day... of the 6th month... of the 6th year....

Anyway, other than that, I can only expect more hell for Shawn next week.

And someone please get rid of Matt Striker, for the love of all humanity.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

May 19th = Premiere of See No Evil. The Movie with kane in it.

Also, last monday, there was a video played on the titantron of Kanes Mask and someone laughing saying May 19th over and over. Could be a very interesting set up..especially if Kane showed up on Smackdown and just tore through everyone.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, I know about the movie premiering on that day. It just doesn't make sense. Besides, he removed his mask in June of 2003, not May.

If he does destroy SmackDown Friday night, I seriously gotta watch and see what's gonna happen.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I hope he destroys smackdown. that would increase ratings huge and be totally awesome.

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Who saw Triple H and his hit coming?

I mean it was pretty obvious after he said "Shawn Michaels I want you to see this coming." or something along the lines of that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Don't know. It is hard to tell, it looked very accidental surely. It did not look like he was faking the apologetic notions. I question the way he exited the ring though. They are asking for it with the mocking going on with calling him "champ". That is not necessary.

How ya doing, buddy?

He looked very bored.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Spoiler:

Uhhh... of course he meant to hit Shane. I mean they can't exactly have a DX reformation in Charlotte at Vengeance if Triple H hit Michaels. DER.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Looks like the WWE has confirmed a timeslot for ECW on TV. The place?

SCI-FI CHANNEL

lololol

It's like time travel back to 1996 or something.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?