HAY GUYS

Miho · Jan 24, 2009, 02:14 AM

And it gets better:

Quote:

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.

BBC news story.

I wish I was making this up. Don't mess with voodooism.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Thud. · Jan 24, 2009, 02:16 AM

I am so happy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jan 24, 2009, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Miho

And it gets better:

BBC news story.

I wish I was making this up. Don't mess with voodooism.

Technically not voodoo. Witchcraft and voodoo are two separate beasts in Africa. This is good old shamanism.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

RainMan · Local time: Jan 24, 2009, 02:45 AM

How's this goat going to pay its bail?

How ya doing, buddy?

***Lord Styphon*** · Local time: Jan 24, 2009, 03:25 AM

Originally Posted by RainMan

How's this goat going to pay its bail?

This goat is the banker of the late Martin Kalumba. Mr. Kalumba had accounts totalling $45.7 million, but since his death in a shaving accident 3 years ago, his next of kin has not stepped forward to claim this money and nobody has been able to touch it. The goat is willing to make a deal with you to let you transfer this money to your bank account in exchange for a percentage. The first step requires you to wire $25,000 to an account to be listed in the next post.

I was speaking idiomatically.

RainMan · Local time: Jan 24, 2009, 03:55 AM

I would gladly accept such a generous offer except for the fact that I've already accepted 6 such generous offers today alone.

And I lost my social security card, and I accidentally just cut my arms off and my dog ate all the envelopes required to send pertinent information.

This is why I am bad with money.

How ya doing, buddy?

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