STFU, Clone!

Okay, odd question.

If you had a clone, and he/she hung out with you, would you get along with yourself? Why or why not?


I don't think I'd do very well with myself. I tend to make friends with passive people more often than bossy or aggressive people. I try to interject just often enough to make myself a step above passive.

But I think I would probably get irritated at myself more often for being passive or active at the wrong times. Hard to explain (or even understand =p ).

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This is just a creative way of asking whether or not you like yourself.

And in that case: I'd probably get tired with my clone, but overall I wouldn't mind hanging out with him. I'd most definitely have sex with him, as that would be masturbation and therefore not totally gay.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Good question. Given that I and other introverted people usually don't mix and do our own things, I could see us doing things seperately. I could forsee us going at it for use of the computer, but I guess that would be solved by just getting two.

Edit: Actually, I should mention that I met 'myself' recently. Well, the closest you'd get to being introverted. When I met this individual, and tried to make conversation, everything was answered with the shortest reply possible with no possibility of continuing hte conversation. So, a conversation of myself would be non-existent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If I had a clone we'd work together. I'd draw and he'd ink, I'd write and he'll compose and so on.

That's pretty much all I can think of.

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Hell no. I would frustrate the hell out of me on a daily basis.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've thought about it before. I came to the conclusion that I would absolutely hate myself. I'm a controller, I'm always the one to be in charge, and I don't like it when people like me hang out with me.

That says something about me. ;_;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I would go stark raving mad if I had to deal with a clone of me. My mind gets very, very cluttered with all these thoughts and I tend to play crazy mind games with myself (not on purpose, mind you), so I can only imagine the havoc that would be wrought... The two of me would end up in this crazy mind-bending game of manipulation that would leave us both begging for death!

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^^^Yea that pretty sums up all of my thoughts to a tee.

I'd never get along with myself. I am sure my clone would be a rather likeable person, but I imagine he will be a hermit, just like me and we'll fall out of touch, send the obligatory Christmas Cards and that will be all she wrote.

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I would definately hang out with myself. I am usually am the only one laghing at my jokes and so on, but someone essentially the same as me would get all of them.

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Hmm... interesting. I never thought of this... another me? Well... I tend to change "mentally" too often that you just never know what kind of person I am on yearly basis. I'd appreciate the me that was extremely productive 3 years ago. As I am now? I'd be annoyed in a second. LOL.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I imagine it would end up something like Me²; to begin with we'd get on well and then end up wanting each other to die slowly and painfully. I'd love a substantial, physical alibi though...

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I talk to myself often so it is probably not a new experience.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I would certainly not shy away from meeting my clone. I'd become doubly creative and I'd be able to delegate work and manage my time a lot better. It would enable me to quickly arrive at decisions on tedious matters, and I'd always have someone to talk to, who would be interested in what I have to say. In my hands, this would be a godly power. After all, I'm awesome.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think I'd like to hang out with my clone. If nothing else, we can get work done twice as fast and study twice as effectively.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

How could you study twice as effectively. It's not like everything that he learns, you automagically know.

I think that having a clone of myself would be a positive, since that would mean that I would always have someone to play whatever online multiplayer game I am playing at the moment with. However, we would probably fight over which of us has to do whatever menial task, like washing the dishes, that needs to be done. Of course, I would be like "hey bitch, do the damn dishes" and because he is me, he would simply reply "no way, you do the dishes, ass".

In this hypothetical situation, can I get a shock collar or something so that I can keep that dude in line?

FELIPE NO

Having a clone of myself sounds nice =3 I'd have someone to annoy people with all day long, it would be like a mean version the Ouran twins.

...And yes, I'd have sex with my clone =3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I've always always always wanted a twin, so when I was in middle school, I was entirely convinced I'd be the first person to willingly clone myself. Then I found out that cloning involves waiting for the embryo to grow and all that, so I dropped that idea. That and the fact that it would probably cost me millions and get a shitload of science hating Christians on my (and my clone's) ass.

Anyways, I think I'd get along with myself... although lately its been pointed out that I'm rather talkative, so I think I'd get pissed when I couldnt get a word in edgewise... with myself.

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Originally Posted by russ

How could you study twice as effectively. It's not like everything that he learns, you automagically know.

Division of labor, my friend.

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I think I'd get along just fine with cloney. I put a lot of effort into making myself someone I can respect, so as long as I like me, I'm pretty sure I'd like the other me. He'd like all the same stuff I like, so I don't see where there'd be too much bother.

If anything, it'd be kinda boring. The downside would be that my clone would have all the same thoughts as me, so it would mostly be like talking to myself. You need a little bit of different input to make a conversation interesting.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Monkey King

I think I'd get along just fine with cloney. I put a lot of effort into making myself someone I can respect, so as long as I like me, I'm pretty sure I'd like the other me. He'd like all the same stuff I like, so I don't see where there'd be too much bother.

If anything, it'd be kinda boring. The downside would be that my clone would have all the same thoughts as me, so it would mostly be like talking to myself. You need a little bit of different input to make a conversation interesting.

Maybe you could enroll your clone in a few bio classes, and then it could explain to you why that wouldn't be true.

I'd hate my clone. All opinionated and sexy. Taunting me with his rugged good looks and full beard. Bastard. That glorious bastard.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think I'd get along with my clone quite well. I'd have someone who will actually laugh at my jokes. Someone who is as intelligent as me so thus he'll actually understand what I say instead of construing some alternate meaning from it. And like they say, two heads are better than one. Yah, I'd get along with my clone quite well.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would love to meet someone like me one day. I think we would enjoy our conversations and would have a lot in common. We share the same interests, the same name, the same fetishes. I wish I had a clone. ;_;

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Originally Posted by Smelnick

Someone who is as intelligent as me so thus he'll actually understand what I say instead of construing some alternate meaning from it.

Jesus Christ, Smel. Arrogant, much?

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

I'd hate my clone. All opinionated and sexy. Taunting me with his rugged good looks and full beard. Bastard. That glorious bastard.

Oh, but Deni, since he would know how to treat your beard exactly how you'd like it done, wouldn't he be the perfect beard buddy for you?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Stop Sign

Oh, but Deni, since he would know how to treat your beard exactly how you'd like it done, wouldn't he be the perfect beard buddy for you?

Everyone's perfect beard buddy is Jason Lee in Chasing Amy. There is no argument to be had, here. He draws hilarious pictures and then yells at you. Brilliant.



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