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View Poll Results: WHAT KIND OF MILK MAKES YOU HARPY?
Whole Milk kicks ass 24 22.43%
2%, bitches 30 28.04%
1% is teh AWESOME 12 11.21%
Skim, because I dislike flavor. I always thought skimmed milk was 1%, weirdos 23 21.50%
Chocolate; I am no racist. 8 7.48%
Soy (un perdedor. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?) 7 6.54%
Breast. 2 1.87%
Man milk, bukkake for breakfast! 1 0.93%
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What kind of milk do you drink?
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Old Sep 14, 2008, 05:28 PM Local time: Sep 14, 2008, 06:58 PM #76 of 101
I drink 0.5% milk

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Old Sep 18, 2008, 05:42 PM Local time: Sep 18, 2008, 04:42 PM #77 of 101
I grew up on skim and 2% and now I drink whole organic. It's delicious. I've never had soy by itself; only in coffee drinks, but I'd like to try it some time.

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Old Sep 18, 2008, 11:19 PM Local time: Sep 18, 2008, 11:19 PM #78 of 101
For most of my life I only drank 2% because that's what my mom would buy. Now that I am an ADULT and can buy whatever kind of MILK I want, mom, I... well, I still usually end up buying 2%, sure, but only out of habit, not out of any sort of preference.

Like with most things that I put in my mouth, I am not all that picky when it comes to milk. If that's all you've got, then sure. In fact, I had a bowl of Raisin Bran with soy milk this morning and it was the best damn breakfast cereal experience I've had since they starting putting Red Balloons in my Frosted Mini Cookie Combs. Oh, what a magical day of breakfast improvisation that was!

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Old Sep 19, 2008, 01:15 AM 1 #79 of 101
I always drink cow milk. It give large amount of protein to my health.

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Old Sep 22, 2008, 10:59 PM Local time: Sep 22, 2008, 10:59 PM #80 of 101
Rice milk over here

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 12:12 AM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 01:12 PM #81 of 101
Chocolate and strawberry.

But in view of what's happening in this part of the world, I'm probably going to swear off milk for a while

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 12:45 AM Local time: Sep 22, 2008, 10:45 PM #82 of 101
I always used to drink 2% but since I've been doing a lot of weight "loss" I've bounced over to skim and there really isn't a huge difference to me.

And this is the person who can detect the difference between diet and regular soda. Which I've gotten accustomed to drinking (diet) now.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 12:59 AM Local time: Sep 22, 2008, 11:59 PM #83 of 101
I always used to drink 2% but since I've been doing a lot of weight "loss" I've bounced over to skim and there really isn't a huge difference to me.

And this is the person who can detect the difference between diet and regular soda. Which I've gotten accustomed to drinking (diet) now.
Um. I've yet to meet someone who CAN'T tell the difference between diet and regular soda.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


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Old Sep 23, 2008, 01:00 AM Local time: Sep 22, 2008, 11:00 PM #84 of 101
Um. I've yet to meet someone who CAN'T tell the difference between diet and regular soda.
Oh trust me...there are people out there lol.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 01:47 AM Local time: Sep 22, 2008, 10:47 PM #85 of 101
I'm a trusting person by nature, but you're testing my limits.

Do you associate solely with pack-a-day smokers or what?

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 02:00 AM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 12:00 AM #86 of 101
I'm a trusting person by nature, but you're testing my limits.

Do you associate solely with pack-a-day smokers or what?

Actually no. It's my parents because, when I used to drink straight sugar, she would always buy the diet stuff and I told to her that it doesn't taste the same and she said yes it does.

And to this day she can't tell because I have given her regular some times just to see if she notices. Nope.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 08:02 AM #87 of 101
Capo, I've run into other non-smokers who don't know the difference between diet and regular; some people just don't taste as strongly as others . . . either that or they do taste the difference but honestly don't give a fuck.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 11:04 AM #88 of 101
I honestly don't know how people can't tell the difference between regular and diet. Dr Pepper does a good job of confusing the tastebuds, but any other diet I've tried pretty much tastes... diet.

Back to milk, however... About a month ago I bought a 1L carton of whole milk because the store I was at didn't have any 2% left [which we normally buy] and I absolutely loved it. I've taken to buying my own [whole/3.25%] milk now and not only love the taste, but also the fact that nobody else in the house will drink it. They seem to buy 1% now.

Also, since the switch, it seems a lot easier to tell the difference between even 2% and whole. I spent last week in the hospital and they only had 2% and skim, so I settled for the 2%... and well, it just wasn't the same.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 01:44 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 11:44 AM #89 of 101
I admit I drink diet soda, and that it tastes awful, but the corn syrup in American soda gives me a horrible headache. I have yet to come across a person, smoker or not, who doesn't make a face and make a "bleh" sort of sound when they take a sip of my drink, not realizing it's diet until too late.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 03:34 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 09:34 PM #90 of 101
I didn't think anyone still drank full-sugar drinks. I don't think I know anyone who doesn't drink diet. Generally diet tastes nicer and the amount of sugar you're taking on board in just a singe can of coke can properly fuck you up.

Then again, there are quite a few fatties posting here so the fact that most of you drink full sugar drinks shouldn't really surprise me that much.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 03:57 PM #91 of 101
Not just the fatties. Some of us that fall into that 150 lb, 5'10" or 11" range drink non-diet. I mean, seriously. My non-juice drinks better have extra sugar in there.

Juices, though? Those need to be no sugar added. You get enough natural sugar from the fruits and stuff for them to taste fine, but ain't nothing natural about a soda. Those need extra sugar. Can be cane, can be corn syrup, but it needs to be toothrotteningly good.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Sep 23, 2008, 04:56 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 02:56 PM #92 of 101
I've heard Mexican Coke is actually still sugar and not corn syrup. I'm a diet drinker, though, so it doesn't matter a whole lot to me. Non-diet sodas always leave me feeling very full and bloated, pretty much the opposite of what I want while eating dinner or a late-night drink.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 05:07 PM #93 of 101
Yeah, it's still real cane sugar nearly everyplace but the USA, since the rest of the world's governments don't seem particularly interested in subsidizing any random yahoo who manages to make corn come out of the dirt.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 23, 2008, 05:33 PM #94 of 101
There are a couple diet sodas that manage to come pretty close to their sugary counterparts. Diet Dr. Pepper is one of the better examples. One of the root beers, A&W maybe (I don't specifically recall which), has also succeeded in a near match. They're not perfect but they're bounds ahead of the rest of the pack. It's plausible that someone who wasn't paying particular attention could confuse those.

Diet Coke? No chance in hell. That shit tastes like malted laundry detergent.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 06:28 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 04:28 PM #95 of 101
Sprite changed their formula a few years back to make it taste much, much better than it used to. I've always liked diet sodas better, but even diet sprite would make me go :barf:. I think it's because diet 7-up had reformulated a little bit earlier and is actually very close to normal 7-up as well (though it has a slightly less sticky feeling).

And, yes, Diet Coke tastes like butt; that's why God inveted Diet Pepsi.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 09:14 PM #96 of 101
And, yes, Diet Coke tastes like butt; that's why God inveted Diet Pepsi.
It still all boils down to a person's preference between a kick in the balls or a kick in the teeth.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 09:31 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2008, 06:31 PM #97 of 101
I'll drink either 2 or 1 percent milk, depending on what's affordable this week.

Anything but whole. You can taste the fat.

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Old Sep 23, 2008, 10:27 PM #98 of 101
I'll drink either 2 or 1 percent milk, depending on what's affordable this week.

Anything but whole. You can taste the fat flavor.
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Old Sep 23, 2008, 10:35 PM #99 of 101
But you can still taste the flavor with 2%; personally, that's the right AMOUNT of flavor.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Sep 23, 2008, 11:30 PM 1 #100 of 101
Buttermilk is pretty flavorful, guys

You should have a big glass of that

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