Man forced to "marry" goat...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

... I hate the world. -_-

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's plain nasty.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Moral of the story is:

Stick to fapping.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, SOMEONE was desperate, now weren't they?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is it okay to laugh at this? I mean, neither party really wins in this situation, so it seems somewhat in poor taste to laugh at them. However, they don't know who I am, where I live, or what I look like. So laugh I will.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Legato

Moral of the story is:

Stick to fapping.

Amen?

At the very least, he wouldn't have been forced to marry a goat. Either way, sexual repression or not, any country that would make someone marry the animal that they have sex with is a tad bit crazy. (Just a tad.) Why not castrate the poor guy? =o

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Snowknight

Why not castrate the poor guy? =o

It almost seems more human than being forced to marry a goat. But in all honesty it's a little disturbing that someone felt the need to do that when they could have just used a hand. Or..any other method, really.

FELIPE NO

A line from Club Dread comes to mind ;D

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

All he did was pay a dowry. It's not like they held a wedding or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I bet this'll be hard to explain to any future girlfriend, though ;D

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Gechmir

I bet this'll be hard to explain to any future girlfriend, though ;D

You mean the future goat?
Sorry..

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. [Taken from the bbc news web page]

At least its seems that he did like it... [I mean the goat]

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I find that quite amusing. Thats what you get for beastiality.

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That must have been a very strange night for both parties.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, this is a goat we are talking about, not human, so in essence this is more like he is buying the goat from the owner. >.>

FELIPE NO

lmao... I'd make him marry the goat too XD We was asking for it, so I see nothing wrong with laughing =P

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think it's quite fitting to be honest; it's either what he wanted or the ultimate shame for him, but it's nothing less than his own fault.

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Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

... I hate the world. -_-

Do you hate the fact that the man was having sex with a goat or the fact that the elders made him marry it?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

that bloke must be tapped in the head.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

We're talking about a place that still has elders for chrissake.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The goat must have been an animorph, ok.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's hilarious. I cannot help but laugh. I think they were pretty much doing it to punish the guy, and he was humiliated beyond all measure. He more than likely has learned his lesson.

Also, what the hell is wrong with having ELDERS?!?!?!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

"'...so I captured and tied him up'." That's funny. Sudan's awesome.

FELIPE NO

Do your elders force you to marry someone outside of your tribe?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Von

Do your elders force you to marry someone outside of your tribe?

I don't have tribes. Nor do I have elders.
In small scale societies such as those, however, elders are a good thing to have. Wise leadership is necessary for the survival of those societies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.