[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

WCW going downhill was only over a series of about 3 years, but it still leaves the NWA/WCW and WCW days as being great times. The way things are now though, everyone is making mistakes. All except ROH, that is.

They got Lance Storm out of retirement to face ROH Champion Bryan Danielson. It was likely the best Lance Storm match I have ever seen.

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Even though it missed, that was the best move I've seen a wrestler do in years. (Talking about Johnny Nitro's corkscrew moonsault).

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I havent been keeping up with this thread lately.. but can someone tell me the deal with : Hulk Hogan - The Ultimate Anthology? It was suppose to come out in April.. was it delayed or something? its like 4 discs or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Even though it missed, that was the best move I've seen a wrestler do in years. (Talking about Johnny Nitro's corkscrew moonsault).

Then you haven't seen much...

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Yes I have'nt seen much since the end of WCW. lolwwe

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Yes I have'nt seen much since the end of WCW. lolwwe

lolwwe indeed.

You should check out Ring of Honor, sure it's no WCW but the shit they do there absolutely brutalizes any "wrestling" that WWE puts forth. Most of TNA's top talent came from ROH.

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Anybody notice that on Comcast On Demand, they added WWE 24/7 today(in my area at least)? I might get it, it's $7.99/month. Anyone have it? How much content is there?

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Nevermind, I didn't notice that WWE.com had the schedule on the website.

I was speaking idiomatically.

WWE is as corupt as any other money thinking company and is no longer about true wrestling. non is! ECW was the true spirit of wrestling, but now it's just a part of WWE, hence a part of a corupt thing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Eh I'm already paying 100/mo for comcast. 24/7 would nice but I'm sure it's no different than the WCW powerhower. And I've had my fill of classics .

Originally Posted by Kostaki

lolwwe indeed.

You should check out Ring of Honor, sure it's no WCW but the shit they do there absolutely brutalizes any "wrestling" that WWE puts forth. Most of TNA's top talent came from ROH.

I had no idea what ROH was until you posted that.

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hello? anyone know?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Even though it missed, that was the best move I've seen a wrestler do in years. (Talking about Johnny Nitro's corkscrew moonsault).

yeah, that was total flash, even I knew flair was going to dodge it when Nitro slowly stepped to the top rope. It proves he does have some good agility, but a few weeks ago, he botched a simple running backflip (I dont know what its called, but think of executing a shooting star press) and carlito had to sell it.

Anyway, on the recent ecw, I was looking forward to see rvd face sabu, and holy hell, that match just torn apart by botches and fuck ups, I was really surprised that match could get that bad.

Also, Im really getting sick of DX, and the same people on raw. I wish the brands would merge already or have sort of war/invasion.

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Originally Posted by rpgcrazied

hello? anyone know?

There is no real reason why it's been delayed, but I imagine since the WWE knows that it will sell well they're waiting until the holiday season for a concrete release. If not this, then it's just a general delay.

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Originally Posted by Darsh

yeah, that was total flash, even I knew flair was going to dodge it when Nitro slowly stepped to the top rope. It proves he does have some good agility, but a few weeks ago, he botched a simple running backflip (I dont know what its called, but think of executing a shooting star press) and carlito had to sell it.

Anyway, on the recent ecw, I was looking forward to see rvd face sabu, and holy hell, that match just torn apart by botches and fuck ups, I was really surprised that match could get that bad.

Also, Im really getting sick of DX, and the same people on raw. I wish the brands would merge already or have sort of war/invasion.

All the more reason why I was behind Nitro 100% when he moved to RAW. Very glad he didn't get "truely fired". If not for Vince being a meanie, Rey would still be doing his insane shit too. It's good stuff and it gets ratings.

I'm not too tired of DX. I take it as a "Shawns final outing" and HHH's "going past his prime". What I am tired of is the deminishing entertainment of the womens division. I'll just be repeated what Kostaki said but it's true. Too much ass and less ass kicking - Vince obviously toned down Victoria, she's no where as vicious as she used to be. Tag team division is still tired and boring, I don't think there's no saving this. Jeff Hardy is coming to RAW, so no Hardy Boys reunion. About the brands... in the corporate world, if it's set in stone by the CEO, even it doesn't work, it'll stay set in stone. I AM tired of seeing Edge. This guy is such an attention whore, I mean NO ONE CARES what he has to say >_>. He's up there bragging about how his "sex scene" with Lita assured Raw the highest ratings in it's history. But surely that was because Cena came out and FU'ed Lita to hell in all her underwear glory. Lets not mention that though, too embarrassing.

Another thing. . . people getting hurt and ending potential good fueds(Batista/Mark Henry; THIS would have set sales records for SummerSlam no doubt).

And then there is Hogan. There is one reason I respect him, it is because he's trying to stay away from the ring, I'll admit I miss the old guys, Million dollar man, Mr.Wonderful, Terry something(he's over at TNA), Randy Savage, Hacksaw(especially Bret ) but it's time to give it up. Flair.....he's lost his spark(his youth, his trademark long white hair, he doesn't even LOOK like himself) his charisma, part-ownership of WWE(that's right) everything. He's a prime example of people working til they die.

Nevermind me, just rambling.

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Yea yea I know I know, no one cares about smackdown but all I have to say is, dammit I wish I had friday night off >< I missed the best SD match ever.

As for the diva search, a hot chick lost to a chick I don't like.

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Taker vs. Khali was actually a good match. I would have liked to see it go longer but its give and take...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Actually, I thik the best match was Sylvester terkay (sp?). I dont know why Batista had to squash sylvan, it seemed like the wwe was hyping a return for this guy. Taker vs khali was alright, and the kennedy tatanka match was long and slow. This turkay dude really shows promise, and as a side note, I really like his entrance theme.
Also, check out nodq.com or wikipedia for info on Chris Masters. The guy really reduced in size and it seems like he wont be comming back as the Masterpiece.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Really? There are pics of Chris Masters there? Gotta check it out.

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Masters looks HORRIBLE

Most amazing jew boots

So Vince feeds him steroids, proceeds to figure out that the big steroid guys AREN'T OVER ANYMORE, and then "suspends" him for using steroids.

I don't know who to put the shame on, Vince for the act or Masters for buying it. Pure WWE gold. Nothing to see here anymore, move along now.

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Shelley and Devine had armbands that said Kev on them. That's just classic.

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Stupidest ass SummerSlam ever...

However Melina has respect from me. For those who don't know.. Flair is 57. Sup Foley.

About big guys not being over anymore, IMO if used correctly they would get over well(Lex pre WCW era, yea I know that's going way back, and Ultimate Warrior comes to mind). Masters never really 'competed' in the ring, save the Elimination Chamber Match and that fluke championship match with both the lolwwe title and the IC title on the line. All this guy was "come break my masterbai.. I mean masterlock". And we all know Big Show vs. Masters would have sold huge, but noooooo. Steriods are not, he was used improperly and ashame cause I side with Lawler that he has a good entrance theme(but not the best. Triple H owns that).

I put shame on Masters for buying it. Vince was just being Vince.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

I like how I marked the fuck out of Jeff's return. I also like how it's Jeff vs Edge, all this is missing is Matt switching over, and Christian returning and then it's 2001 all over again.

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First off....RAW.

Number 1:

Foley you were badass in your WCW days but now you're an old fuck who needs to move on. Please STAY fired.

Number 2:

Throwing Edge in the sound... COME ON WITH THE ROCK/AUSTIN FUED RIPPING, GOT DAMN.

This can be said: Kane and Umaga Fued. GO WITH IT Vince. That's $$$$$$ and big #atings!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Mr.Ramen

Shelley and Devine had armbands that said Kev on them. That's just classic.

Yeah, those 3 are gold (Shelley, Devine and Nash).

RAW is pure crap at the moment. Can't wait for iMPACT!.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm glad Shelley and Devine finally got the win, even though it looked like a fluke.
Christian on the mic is awesome.

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