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In which Dope has very simple business concepts explained to him
This rant is so long I don't expect anyone to read it. The loooooooooong and short of it is EA Sports is either too lazy, too worried about piracy, or too worried about not making money to release an updated version of NHL 09 for the PC. I need to figure out how to break it up for more ready consumption, but here it is.
Spoiler:
Since no one read all of that, let me try to be more concise.
I'm just feeling a little outcasted by EA Sports in all this. How ya doing, buddy? |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Dude I am pretty sure the only differences between these games are the rosters and the bonus to playing on PC is modding so if you have the PC version for '07 or whatever just edit that shit
I am pretty sure it must have been done already go search on SportsGamesChangingIncrementallyEachYearPlanet How ya doing, buddy? |
I guess the solution to a game that is unsatisfying and whose creators show no willingness to change is to - going out on a limb here - not play it.
Then again, if your gaming experience is ruined by pretend-Bryan McCabe still wearing a Leafs jersey, then perhaps the problem does not lie within EA. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Ha ha, you're a fucking retard Dope.
The notion that computer games companies are somehow honour bound to produce games in line with the expectations of fans is a ridiculous one. If there was any money to be made in making a decent ice skating game for the PC better than EA's effort then you know what? Someone would have done it. That's capitalism for you right there. EA, no matter what you think of them are very good at making money. They worked out the likely revenue from a decent game and the associated costs, then they estimated the revenue from a second-rate game and worked out those costs. The crap version meant more profit so they went with that. PC gaming is dead, or at the very least dying. Consoles are significantly cheaper, work first time, don't require further cash outlay to be able to even run the latest games, are now capable of matching performance with most PCs and make more money for the producers as they're harder to pirate. Why don't you quit your complaining and next time you're looking at having to splash another $500 on a graphics card to play the latest game you stole off the internet, waddle down to the shops and buy a 360 instead. I was speaking idiomatically. |
I guess my major complain boils down to why they updated FIFA 09 and not NHL 09. Shin, I'm sure EA did whatever you said they did...
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FIFA is a more marketable franchise than NHL, Jesus fucking Christ.
It's a shame EA doesn't give numbers for the sales from their PC versions of these games, but the console numbers are pretty insane, if vgcharts is to be trusted. (And they're generally not that bad.) From the numbers on that site, FIFA on the PS3 and 360 outsold NHL on the same two consoles almost 2 to 1, IN AMERICA. I can't imagine the PC market would be that different either. Add in European sales and holy shit your ratio gets extremely skewed. But a little research and common sense would be a lot to ask from you, I think. FELIPE NO |
OK, that still doesn't explain why they didn't release Madden.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Of which Peter Moore has already explained as due to lack of sales.
Madden 20th Anniversary and More! - Peter Moore Blog This is fucking rocket science, ain't it? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
If you'd read my massive rant, you'd notice I already saw that blog. "Very serious business challenges" is not necessarily "lack of sales". Again, sounds like EA's just fucking lazy.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
How ya doing, buddy? |
The remainder is irrelevant. If the PC market is so dead, why make any games for it? You're not answering my question.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Holy shit. It's not, for fuck's sake. But the sales for these two particular games clearly aren't good enough to bother with the additional cost of doing entries for that platform.
This rant of yours is blind sensationalist bullshit, and you're not looking at any facts whatsoever, even when it's right under your nose. When someone from the company says in no unclear terms that it's not worth developing for a specific platform due to sales on the other ones, it doesn't make sense to just turn around and say "neener neener you're lazy. These reasons you have made up have nothing to do with general business practices and you trying to make a profit, and has everything to do you with you sitting on your damn ass." Come the fuck on here. We're not being vague. This shouldn't be too hard to figure out. If you can't put one and one together, I don't think we can really help you. Tell me, how do you decide which half of his quote is relevant and which isn't? You've got this almost Lix-like sense of entitlement and selective comprehension going on that's really starting to scare me. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Dope you're just venting your frustrations and don't want any answers. Maybe this should be moved to Quiet Place?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Fantastic idea.
FELIPE NO |
Damn, never knew how fat Dope is, this thread might do better in The Kitchen.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Here's my EA NHL rant;
WHERE THE FUCK IS MUTANT LEAGUE HOCKEY 09? Most amazing jew boots |
Sorry Infernal Monkey, the market just isn't good enough for EA Sports to release MHL09 this year. Or any year.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I am very sad. Gonna write some poems.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Don't be too sad! Mutant League FOOTBALL is on the way next year!
How ya doing, buddy? |
=oo This reduces my sadness and my grip on the pen as it digs into the paper! Mutant League anything is better than Mutant League nothing!
EA: "Mutant League Boogie!" I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
If that were the case, wouldn't I be complaining about Madden not coming out?
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |