I don't normally post in angsty forums

but what the fuck. Have you ever been stood up by a chick? Who the fuck texts "lets hang out tonight" and then goes MIA for the whole fuckin time. Bullshit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Girls.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Did you read my Autobiography by chance?

How ya doing, buddy?

Did you try her house?

She probably wasn't there, but it's a good opportunity to steal her TV out of spite.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey quazi I'll let you know my opinion on this later ok

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, girls. Their ass is usually bouncing around as many places are their brains are.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Flakes are annoying as all hell. Don't talk to her for a while; they usually expect you to call and be all, "Why didn't you call," so they can feel important. Don't let them have that.

FELIPE NO

I've had far more guy friends bail or flake on me than girls.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Jessykins

I've had far more guy friends bail or flake on me than girls.

Kinda hard for girls to get away when you have your strap-on shoved up their ass, Jess.

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Yeah, she was cheating on me so I drank a bottle of Jameson, kicked her ass to the curb and started dating someone ten times hotter.

How ya doing, buddy?

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

or she could've just died on the way to where you guys were going to meet. did you ever think of that?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Girls.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Yeah, girls. Their ass is usually bouncing around as many places are their brains are.

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

I just love where this thread is going.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

or she could've just died on the way to where you guys were going to meet. did you ever think of that?

Did someone once tell you that you were funny? Is that where this need to shit all over internet forums comes from?

Because if they did, son, they lied. You're not funny. Stop trying.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Did someone once tell you that you were funny? Is that where this need to shit all over internet forums comes from?

Because if they did, son, they lied. You're not funny. Stop trying.

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion. it doesn't match yours so it's not cool?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion. it doesn't match yours so it's not cool?

If you seriously believe ovaries have anything to do with someone being tardy, you're a fucking retard. You're an idiot, and no, despite what your education system may have tricked you into thinking, that is not cool.

How ya doing, buddy?

it was sarcasm. then more sarcasm when i posted that maybe she died and that's why she didn't show up. am I as good at internet message board sarcasm as some of the masters here? obviously not.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

it was sarcasm. then more sarcasm when i posted that maybe she died and that's why she didn't show up. am I as good at internet message board sarcasm as some of the masters here? obviously not.

So you weren't trying to be funny, you were being sarcastic. But in a serious, unfunny way.

You are a stupid fuck, aren't you? You should have been a blow job.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So you weren't trying to be funny, you were being sarcastic. But in a serious, unfunny way.

You are a stupid fuck, aren't you? You should have been a blow job.

you're right. what can I say? I should've been a blow job. Does that really make you feel better?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

you're right. what can I say? I should've been a blow job. Does that really make you feel better?

No, because you're still here and sucking out loud.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

No, because you're still here and sucking out loud.

but you keep insulting me as if i'll run away. but since I'm a stupid fucker, I don't know when to stop trying to find out how not to be a stupid fucker.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by YOU MAD

So Deni and Ziggy ruined two threads about how chicks suck by being huge cunts?

I'm trying to think of a way to explain this to you in a language you'll understand. I know words are pretty much right out with you...

Wait. Got it.



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by YOU MAD

So Deni and Ziggy ruined two threads about how chicks suck by being huge cunts?

No. Ziggy did that by himself. He does it in *every* thread he posts in.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LeHah

No. Ziggy did that by himself. He does it in *every* thread he posts in.

good thing your contribution saved the day. go take a midol and fix me a sandwich bitch.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

good thing your contribution saved the day. go take a midol and fix me a sandwich bitch.

Sorry, I'm too busy beat-raping your 18 year old female cousin's mouth with my ten inches of piston meat.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, at least the victim was over 18 this time.

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