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Trials Evolution: because you hate yourself (in a fun way)
So a bunch of people have likely been messing around with Trials Evolution which launched on XBLA last week and I'm thinking we need to get some multiplayer sessions going.
Who's picked up the game so far and who would be down for some MP action, possibly this weekend at the latest (I will be on the week in the evenings but times don't always align)? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
This game might be the greatest Downloadable game released yet. Nevermind the game itself, just the editor is worth the price. Might be the best one evver done for a game. And this is far from a full price game. Major shoutouts to the developers.
no homo |
I was in tears of laughter when I saw the skiing. Fantastic sequel.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
The skiing is fucking awful though.
Like legitimately terrible. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Don't know if anyone watching RoosterTeeth's videos but they have a weekly vid that they do called HORSE where two of the RT team challenge each other to be the first to win 5 user-created level challenges. Previously this has been in Halo but they've just started doing Trials Evo ones too, so a good way to see some whacky and cool levels (like an impressive Portal 2 inspired track). Worth checking out. How ya doing, buddy? |
Finally hit my current skill ceiling; I can get Gold or Platinum on everything but the Extreme tracks. I can Gold one or two of those, and a have a couple Silvers, and everything else is Bronze. Dark City finally broke me, it requires 35 or less faults, and I can't clear it in under something like 275. That one fucking jump it has is easily the hardest in the game, and the only jump in Trials HD or Evolution that I just literally don't understand. The super hard parts of HD or Evolution I would usually at least understand what the game wanted of me even when it was fucking insane, but this one jump I just still don't understand. I tried skipping that course but even on the other ones after it I'm still coming in at 100+ faults more than I can have for Silver.
I'll probably still play it some because I hate myself, but fuck. Still probably the best game so far this year though. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I GOT SILVER ON ALL ON THE EXTREME TRACKS FUCK YOU TRIALS
FELIPE NO |
And then he's trying Platinum for Easy. WHEN DOES IT END.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Yeah, so ironically the first track is one of the hardest in the game to get a Platinum on. I got all Platinums on all of the Beginner tracks except that one, and all of the Easy ones except for one pretty easily. I've actually probably spent more time trying to get this first Platinum then all of my Extreme Silver runs combined, which is retarded.
Most amazing jew boots |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Yeah fuck that. I am completely unable to get this Platinum so I'm pretty much done.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You can do it nigga.
I HAVE FAITH I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
You're just saying that because you want me to continue to suffer.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Am I that transparent?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Sometimes.
Most amazing jew boots |
no homo |
My solution to the billboard was to throw my face at it until I just sort of rolled over it and tripped the next checkpoint.
My frustration arose from the vent/fence combo at the very end of the stage, like one or two more checkpoints later. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Yeah, I initially got stuck at the billboard itself, but since my post above there I figured out how to land it. I agree that the part right after it is surprinsgly difficult as well though in a much more deceptive way. I still think it's nowhere near as fucked as the billboard jump though. I have all Gold/Platinums on everything up to Extreme (I think?) and Silver or better on all the Extreme tracks and IMO the billboard jump is still the single hardest thing in that game. I'd still probably consider The Wreck to be the hardest track overall though.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Interesting, i might have just been lucky but I just back up from the checkpoint and accelerate and kind of just jump over the whole difficult part. The jump after i still haven't figured out though.
no homo |
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