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Originally Posted by Sir VG

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

You park in a driveway because it's logistically better than parking on the street (assuming you don't always have immediate access to a garage). You drive on a parkway because that's what it's designed for. As for the term, 'parkway' historically refers to roads near parks or park-like landscapes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Atomic Duck

2) Become president of the US or Russia. There's enough nukes floating around either one to do the job a couple times, and I imagine if there aren't then the rest of the weapons cache should be enough to finish the job.

Um, are you sure that nukes can ''blow up'' Earth?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

This is a speech I wrote for my brother. Would you vote for him?

Depends; does he have good acting skills? Without the right delivery, any mention of 'robotic army of doom' will just make him look like an unfunny nerd that's trying too hard.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.