HAY GUYS

Dubble · Local time: Nov 17, 2006, 12:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

.....?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Helloween · Local time: Nov 17, 2006, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dubble

.....?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Quoted for truth.... but in a funny way.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dopefish · Nov 17, 2006, 02:06 AM

Must be fake or something no one aired.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Tizzler · Nov 17, 2006, 01:29 PM

OH SHI- GRANDMA WE GOTTA GO, START THE CAR!

Check back a few weeks later and we see this as a new marketing phenomena, like when cartman made a commercial for his theme park telling everyone they can't come.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Dullenplain · Local time: Nov 18, 2006, 08:44 PM

I think I'm sold after "Fuck you, Baltimore!"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sal · Local time: Nov 19, 2006, 04:00 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-fyst4-7w

Best car ad ever.

Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyYtld1vEY8

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The Wise Vivi · Local time: Nov 23, 2006, 02:32 AM

That is hilarious! I must spread it around the campus...

FELIPE NO

Chie · Nov 23, 2006, 08:29 AM

this made me lol

The pissing challenge, if you can piss 6 feet into the air and not get wet you get no down payment

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Paco · Local time: Nov 23, 2006, 12:35 PM

I'm more fond of the "WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY" portion, but this was hilarious nonetheless.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

J-Man · Local time: Nov 23, 2006, 05:52 PM

"SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS" Thats right, we said "SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS"

Hilarious stuff right there, not gonna lie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

PiccoloNamek · 09:17 AM

The best part is the "Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!" part.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Synthesis · Local time: Nov 24, 2006, 01:49 PM

My personal favorite is the, "This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL" part. Truly hilarious.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Dinner · Nov 25, 2006, 01:06 AM

HAHA, that was awesome. "Bring your wife, we'll fuck her, that's right we'll fuck your wife!" Awesome stuff, I can't stop laughing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Conqueso · Local time: Nov 26, 2006, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Sal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-fyst4-7w

Best car ad ever.

Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyYtld1vEY8

Was that second one real or some obscure parody? I hope it's a parody, 'cause if it's real, that has to be the worst marketing campaign of all time. "Buy our car! It's sentient and murderous!"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?