GAMINGFORCE INTELLIGENCE TEST

Who eats cats? Or this just a random popularity check? I think I'll still take smooth peanut butter. I have to feed cats.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I chose smooth only because it felt more "complete".

Ideally, the correct answer is "Goober Grape", as this solves the problem of having to open two jars and fuss with cleaning the knife off between steps.



Look at that. LOOK AT THAT. It's like a circus in a little jar!

How ya doing, buddy?

I've never really liked grape, but I have to admit that's pretty impressive.

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That sure beats the awful chocolate and peanut butter mixed together in a jar we get here. IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Crunchy, naturally. It's the off-road variant. Smooth is the faggot yobbo penthouse enthusiast's preserve.

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awful chocolate and peanut butter mixed together in a jar we get here

One more NSW shitty exclusive, or do you shop at expat grocery stores? I have never seen the combo outside one or two things friends have bought from 'Food USA, Inc'.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's at good old Aldi, has some creepy looking dancing peanut type thing on the label and looks a lot like spew.



Mmmm!

FELIPE NO

I'm allergic to peanuts



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I LOVE crunchy! Why? Its because I LOVE peanuts, but I also LOVE Peanut butter. Its great to have both at the same time! I love a smooth, crunchy taste!

Integration is beautiful.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

I chose smooth only because it felt more "complete".

Ideally, the correct answer is "Goober Grape", as this solves the problem of having to open two jars and fuss with cleaning the knife off between steps.



Look at that. LOOK AT THAT. It's like a circus in a little jar!

You win forever thanks to this post.

Im voting for Crash's post.

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Smooth, if I wanted something crunchy, I'd go chew on some peanuts.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by DieSeLFueLeD

Having intelligence is knowing that Nutella > Any kind of Peanut Butter.

I enjoy both, but nutella is like dessert.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Where is my super chunk peanut butter? I love peanut butter so thick, so chunky, you taste the PEANUT more than anything else. Especially on a rice cracker.

...And this is coming from a dental assistant. If you break your teeth on super chunk peanut butter, your problem isn't the peanut butter... You're just a wuss.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I pick smooth, as I don't care for unbutterfied peanuts, and don't generally trust the idea of Things in My Spread. That's probably attributable to my sister though, who would put paprika and onion salt in my PB sandwiches when we were younger.

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People who like smooth shouldn't be allowed to have children. Otherwise their children are brainwashed to like smooth as well, which forms a chain, and leaves us *normal* people in the minority...fighting to stay alive. Then, crunchy is taken off the shelves and out of circulation because of these douchebags that are too lazy to work their jaws (yea...we need more of them around).

Seriously folks, it happened with left-handed people and it's going to happen to us crunchy-loving folk too. Soon, im going to be the only left-handed guy that likes peanut butter the way it's supposed to be.

I HOPE EVERYONE'S HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES.

FELIPE NO

Crunchy is the way to go. I like texture. Gives character. It's the same reason why I like pulp in my orange juice. Cause that's how it's supposed to taste!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It really depends on what I am sticking in my mouth. If it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I prefer crunchy. But if it's on crackers or ice cream, I definitely prefer smooth.

I guess it depends on how much texture I'm looking for.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

Now, I admit to being gullible, but that whole "study" thing is a lie, right?

(Because it would be SO FUCKING AWESOME if it wasn't.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Alice fuckings wins.

Anyway, i voted crunchy yesterday but didn't feel like posting since it was THE EQUALIZER. Now that we're in the lead, I'm not so embarassed. Woohoo!

When I put peanut butter in a sandwich, I usually don't put jelly, just because I don't like jelly. So crunchy peanut butter adds some extra texture to my sandwich, and I like it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I wish it were true. Sadly, I made the whole thing up to push my right-wing crunchy peanut butter agenda.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

You, with your lies, are trying to disrupt the market, much like the rumors of Yellow-5 did to Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I go both ways.

...but I voted for smooth since it just makes the homemade strawberry jam so much better when I don't have the extra taste of the peanuts...

also, Nutella < Peanut Butter....it's just too sweet for my taste

FELIPE NO

You're putting PEANUT BUTTER on your sandwich, and you want to avoid the taste of peanuts? What?!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll say avoid the crunch...a better term????

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

my right-wing crunchy peanut butter agenda.

Republicans vote smooth. So your crunchy is a bunch of left wing hippy bullshit.

How ya doing, buddy?