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9 year old steals cars: The Playstation made him do it!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a095815S57.DTL
Playstation 3 - THE MURDER SIMULATOR Super Mario Bros - GENOCIDAL GOOMBA KILLER Sonic the Hedgehog - FURRY PORN INITIATOR (well, that last parts partially true anyway.... :P) Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Well this is just great. More fuel to boost Jack Thompson's morale. I wonder if he'll ever use this.
I feel only the slightest sympathy for this kid.
I wonder which game it was? GTA? Driver? Regardless, only a fool would take these games literally. Oh, wait, he's a kid, my mistake. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Muzza; Jan 19, 2007 at 12:02 AM.
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Although he got what was coming to him, you gotta hand it to him anyway--he's pretty damn clever. Not every fourth grader can drive a car; nevermind steal one, and manage to fool airport security into boarding a couple of flights before getting caught.
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Gee, if the Playstation is so good at teaching people to drive, why don't we just hold all driver's ed courses on it?
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Someone just pointed out to me that Semaj is James spelled backward.
What the hell was the mother thinking? That's not cute. XD I was speaking idiomatically. |
Learned to drive from Gran Turismo.
Learned to jack cars from Grand Theft Auto 2. Learned to sneak aboard planes from...Toy Story 2? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Yeah, I give him credit for being clever, but he is missing the things that many video games don't teach, such as fueling up, driving the speed limit, and knowing that there aren't any continues in real life....
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Oh well, if you Americans didnt have all those automatic cars ... =p
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I'm assuming he drove automatic or...stickshift?!
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Actually I don't think that this is related to the playstation at all. His mother "thinks" he learned how to drive from a playstation game. Any kid these days can create mischief and blame it on video games - it's getting too common.
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This kid is completely full fisted. I like how he just thumbs his nose at the otehr weaker kids to pursue an extreme lifestyle. I really respect and admire him.
Hopefully he gets hired by the secret services because no doubt he'll become the world's greatest actionman spy hero. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
He crashed and the engine blew up, bet he wished he had played nascar now. If the story is true, the kid is extremely smart. He obviously has issues that have nothing to do with videogames, so I cannot see in anyway how anyone can blame videogames. Unless theres a prison break video game I dont know about. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
A 9 year old knowing where to go. Genius.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Clever boy. Thats all I can say.
How ya doing, buddy? |
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He's a pretty bright kid for being able to do that...Even if it's probably not as hard as it sounds to do. I wonder what the kid's mother could have possibly been doing at the time of the car thefts.
On another note....Semaj...Se-ma-jay? Sem-age? Seh-mage? Whatever. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
This is some bullshit, Airport security is so hardcore that they barely let a kid pass with his/her parents, and they just gave this kid a boarding pass? Without even checking if the parents were on it? Yeah right. This is some big ass lies or someone helped him along the way as a gag.
If not he is a NINJA. no homo |
Car chases, airports, beating up some dude who has a bomb. This kid is a high baller and shot caller. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
It sounds to me that the mother is trying to blame the playstation hoping it would appear to be a good excuse in the public eye, seeing that video games are currently being grilled on for voilence content, it would seem beleiveable. What I would like to know is how would a kid know how to drive a car from playing a race game with a PS2 controller. To drive a car you need to know how to use the wheel, gas, gears, ect... Must have had one of those 'wheel' controllers. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Chibi Neko; Jan 19, 2007 at 04:50 PM.
Reason: spelling
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Either way, if I was his mother, I'd be pissed. Grounded, no video games, no life what-so-ever for that kid. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Well, this kid is intelligent, although, I wonder how much of his behavior is learned.
Like, he probably learned how to drive from having to taxi his inebriated father/parent to/from bars and liquor stores. Anybody growing up in a bad neighborhood learns how to be an opportunist, stealing cars/bicycles really isn't all that difficult. He procured someone's name, he used the name to obtain a boarding pass. Not just any one passenger's name, but a name that would match the curcumstances of his story. I.e., he wouldn't have a paper ticket, because the reservation was ticketless. He would be able to lie about his age because how many people who are under the driving age carry IDs with them? This is the part of the story that concerns me the most, because I doubt that a 9 year old would have the know-how to obtain this kind of information, at least without being taught. Although, he must be physically mature for a 9-year-old, because I don't think I was tall enough to operate the pedals and see over the steering wheel at age 9. Nor was I tall enough to make people believe I was 12. Dude, I've got it, he's a genetically engineered mutant child with extraordinary comprehensive and motorskills (kind of like in Ender's Saga). He was blacklisted, any knowledge of the project disavowed by those involved and placed in a foster home. Now he's out to even the score with his creators, using his superior abilities and the grandfather cover story. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? Posting without content since 2002. |
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Only hilarity can ensue if Jack Thompson picks this up at all and tries to use it.
The Playstation 2 was used as a learning tool to teach someone how to do something! LEARNING IS BAD! OHNOES. How ya doing, buddy? |
I like how yet another story will be fuel added to the rampant fire of video game hate from the undereducated masses. Driving isn't that simple that a PS2 game could teach you, otherwise we'd all just buy the game instead of taking road tests!
When I read that the kid was in fourth grade, I was more in awe than appalled. Not every fourth grader can go out steal a car, lie so well, and craft all these actions so smoothly. Of course he got caught, but he got pretty darn far in the process before getting caught. I wish I was that smart when I was four, and I wish that he would put that mind to better use, regardless of his circumstance. Jam it back in, in the dark. |