[:plant:] I Guess We Still Play This Kart 8: 16:17 <+BZ> favorite course: Music Park.

I basically go in blind every time I play, so

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Yeah, there was no way I was ever going to agree to holding off until Saturday. I can't wait to see the Zelda tracks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

ATTENTION SKILLS: LINK IS CRUISER

I REPEAT: LINK IS CRUISER

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JUST TRIED OUT THE NEW CUPS WITH ACER

WE HAVE CALIBRATED THE HYPETRON 5000 AND SET ITS OUTPUT TO MAXIMUM

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Here's the recording! =D

http://www.hitbox.tv/video/316377

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Link is a Crusierweight? Sweet.

Also I'm glad I decided to get all of the system update and DLC downloading done before going to work this morning because holy shit that took a while.

EDIT: oh my god as I make this post and the game boots up it NOW is prompting me to download DLC? What the fuck were the separate system update and software updates for? Figure out how to internet Nintendo.

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SHIT IS LEGIT

Real talk though, Link being Cruiser is baller as hell.

Rainbow Road is baller as hell

MUTE CITY IS OMEGA CLASS BALLER AS HELL

Also the Master Cycle is potentially game changing. I didn't play with it (only had time for two races), but I noticed it has the inside bike icon but ALSO DIFFERENT STATS. It's heavier, has less accel, but higher top speed and different grip characteristics. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the first inside bike with different stats. Shit could get real.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Also I'm glad I decided to get all of the system update and DLC downloading done before going to work this morning because holy shit that took a while.

EDIT: oh my god as I make this post and the game boots up it NOW is prompting me to download DLC? What the fuck were the separate system update and software updates for? Figure out how to internet Nintendo.

It took four minutes total.

Get good at internet connections.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by [UNWANTED GRUNTING]

Also the Master Cycle is potentially game changing. I didn't play with it (only had time for two races), but I noticed it has the inside bike icon but ALSO DIFFERENT STATS. It's heavier, has less accel, but higher top speed and different grip characteristics. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the first inside bike with different stats. Shit could get real.

Yeah, people on /v/ were complaining about that actually. Since you can still use the DLC vehicles/parts and characters while racing with non-DLC people who don't have access to them this could give people who have the DLC an advantage. The Blue Falcon also has pretty nice stats as well. Other people in the thread said stats were only really relevant in Time Trials but it could give a little extra oomph with the right driver all that he/she needs.

How ya doing, buddy?

The reason I say it could get real is not because the bike will be broken; bikes in this game are weaker than karts in many ways, especially considering some of the time trial strats, but the reason it could be real is because it'll allow for more change ups while maintaining the inside drift mechanic that several of us enjoy.

Top tier times are not going to be set by Master Cycles any time soon and with the plethora of absolute bullshit going on at any given moment, I don't think half a tick here or there is going to change anything except someone's minor, personal preferences.

FELIPE NO

Wait, are we seriously going to worry about some minor stat differences unbalancing things? What the what? Unless you're proposing itemless Final Destination only style nonsense then I really don't think it matters, it just gives a small variation to those using inside drift bikes.

On a side note: all the new tracks are great after a first pass, I'm looking forward to taking our nonsense to them on Saturday.

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Originally Posted by [UNWANTED GRUNTING]

The reason I say it could get real is not because the bike will be broken; bikes in this game are weaker than karts in many ways

And yet, the ones that regularly finish ahead in our group use bikes :V

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I just realized we're only one more Rainbow Road course away from a Rainbow Road Cup.

Also, the new tracks are awesome.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah I have no goddamn idea why all of the updates took me a million years to download this morning, something something porn torrents

Also yeah I think unless you're operating at a godtier level and/or legit fire hopping character stats generally don't make a huge practical difference. Unless what I'm seeing regarding the math is wrong, the difference between a 5.75 speed character and a completely bottomed out speed character at 1.0 is only ~0.1 seconds on a straightaway. Over the course (get it? HAHA) of an entire race that's a couple of seconds that could make a difference, but that's all super theoretical and assumes you're driving 100% flawlessly etc. Honestly the only reason I don't use Toad 100% of the time isn't that and is more the weight issue, since if you're in the middle of a pack of people you just get flung around like a ragdoll which is a super annoying.

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The new stuff is pretty fucking awesome, Saturday is going to be great.

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The sheer amount of joy I get from hearing Link scream "KEEEYYAHHHH!" while riding in a horse-style motorcycle was more than I expected. I love everything about this.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Tails

And yet, the ones that regularly finish ahead in our group use bikes :V

Those of us who bought the Get Good DLC already just happen to have good taste, that's all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Yeah I have no goddamn idea why all of the updates took me a million years to download this morning, something something porn torrents

Also yeah I think unless you're operating at a godtier level and/or legit fire hopping character stats generally don't make a huge practical difference. Unless what I'm seeing regarding the math is wrong, the difference between a 5.75 speed character and a completely bottomed out speed character at 1.0 is only ~0.1 seconds on a straightaway. Over the course (get it? HAHA) of an entire race that's a couple of seconds that could make a difference, but that's all super theoretical and assumes you're driving 100% flawlessly etc. Honestly the only reason I don't use Toad 100% of the time isn't that and is more the weight issue, since if you're in the middle of a pack of people you just get flung around like a ragdoll which is a super annoying.

Reading the math for Mario Kart? Really?

How ya doing, buddy?

When I first got the game I was mocked in chat for not knowing that the Acceleration stat only applied at every 1 point benchmark, so I spent like 30 seconds looking at a FAQ to see what the stats meant since the game doesn't actually explain that anywhere and the last Mario Kart game I had previously played didn't even have (visible) stats...so yes?

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Diss just doesnt uinderstan the finer points of karting fuck that guy

fuck you diss!

CAT PEACH

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Had to leave early but I managed to make a really horrible kart build if you're curious feel free to watch today's recording:
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/319115

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BILL ME LATER

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Tails get mad DLC

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Is it safe to assume this isn't happening today because of Smash? I'm guessing you NA lot will be looking to play that instead.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh it's not out in EU yet? What the fuuuuuck, that sucks man

I honestly have no idea. I will try to get in on either game if I can, but we're adopting a cat today (barring any last minute nightmare problems) so I may be too preoccupied, unsure yet. I got home late last week and Tails said you guys were already full up as-is, I'd have to imagine you can get at least some folks for Karting.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

As far as I know karting is still a go. I want to try out some amiibo costumes.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, unfortunately I'll be over at a friend's today for a Smash gettogether. I MAY be back near the end of the usual Karting times but we'll see.

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