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RIAA Sues XM Radio over portable listening device
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060517/...nm/media_xm_dc
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Gotta love it ^^, they are sueing a company over something that the law states is legal.
Am i the only one thinking that RIAA is gonna make up a bill and, push it through whatever it is you do there in usa, to make it legal to kill people if they download music ¬_¬ then get all their assessts? \o/ I await for the day ^_^ There's nowhere I can't reach.
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OHNOES teh RIAA has decided to sue another company! Command?
1. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY 2. WATCH THEM LOSE 3. VHS VS. BETAMAX 4. LOL WHO THE FUCK CARES I believe I'll take the fourth selection. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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That $150,000 is the static number they use to threaten everyone with, be it the average consumer or the decent sized corporation. Any time you see the RIAA in action, they'll always want "$150,000 per <insert single piece of media here> for damages" like the one trick pony they are.
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Then the MPAA will implement a technology to prevent you from showing your HD DVD and Blu-Ray movies to your friends. After all, if you watch a film you didn't purchase, that's like stealing. Sony and Microsoft will build this technology into their next consoles, because after all, if you play a game at your friends house that you didn't purchase, that's kind of like stealing too. Sony were already considering locking you out from loaning your games to a friend, so this is the logical next step. The next step after that is the bill that allows them to charge you for thinking about, or remembering one of their songs. In order to enforce it, they will need to implant their CRM (Cerebral Rights Managent) chip into your brain. This will become compulsory,to prevent mental infringement of intellectual property. Thinking about it, or remembering it is almost like hearing it, and they already passed the bill that makes hearing a song without purchasing it a crime. Don't try to steal music by thinking about it, they will catch you. Of course the MPAA will be on board with the deal, so that you can't think of, or remember films either, without paying. After all, if you think of a film that you don't own, isn't that like stealing? Naturally you won't be able to watch the movie channels on TV at someone else's house anymore. They paid for the film, but did you? You weren't planning to watch a film that you didn't purchase were you? That's definitely stealing. Naturally, once the chip is in your head, the logical next step is thought-censorship. In order to make it palatable to the public, the first measure will be an anti-terrorism law that makes it illegal to even think of committing terrorist acts. As a rider, it will also be illegal to consider seditious acts of any kind, or to believe that acts of that nature could ever be justified. It will also become illegal to contemplate acts of Intellectual Property theft, or to tdissaprove of the combined MPRIAA, who by now are the political party who control both houses, and the Oval Office. Once that's gone through, and the public are used to the idea of thought censorship, in order to appease the Bible Belt, it will become illegal to be an athiest. Other religions than Chrisitianity will still be tolerated, by way of throwing a bone to the few remaining liberals, who by now live lives of quiet desperation, and contemplate suicide daily. At this time it will also become illegal to think about doing drugs, or having pre-marital sex. Thinking that the fees are unjust, or how nice it would be to have some freedom will be punished instantly by electric shocks, as will breaking any of the other mental laws. This will serve as negative reinforcement, and lead to a 100% approval rate for the government within 2 generations. Having finally gained control of every aspect of our waking lives, the MPRIAA will then decree that we are not even permitted to watch, or listen to even the music that we have purchased without sending in a written request for permission, and paying an additional "appreciation fee". After all, paying for something once, and then listening to it twice would be like stealing. What isn't like stealing these days? At this point, it becomes illegal to enjoy yourself in any way whatsoever, without paying a fee to the MPRIAA. After all, wouldn't having fun that you didn't pay for be like stealing? Your chip will record all instances of enjoyment, and the degree of pleasure experienced, and you will be billed at the end of each month. Finally, the MPRIAA will assume the role of the Papacy, and the United States of America will be formally renamed as the Holy American Empire, forcibly annexe the whole of Asia, and the Middle East, and the twin scourge of piracy and terrorism will be wiped out once and for all. By this point, of course, the government (and there is only one) will not recognise any meaningful distinction between "terrorism" and "piracy". Naturally the tenets of the Christian faith will have become somewhat modified in the process, but you can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. In particular the commandment, "Thou Shalt Not Steal Intellectual Property" becomes far more important than all of those silly ones about loving people, and serving God. After all... you have to remember what is important in life. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by Soluzar; May 17, 2006 at 10:38 AM.
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Really, isn't it likely that the RIAA is just trying to strengthen their negotiating position in their next round of contract negotiations with XM? I doubt that they're going to go after every single customer, and even if they did, legal precedents on taping and home recording make it hard to believe that they'd win.
No matter, really...Sirius >>>>>>>>>>>> XM. ^^ FELIPE NO |
Ah, Soluzar, that was refreshing like lemonade. Best part was the term "Cerebral Rights Management"....that could honestly catch on.
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Coming soon, RIAA sues the Earth:
"Since people can remember songs in their heads, they are all guilty of copyright infingement." Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Soluzar: That sound like a cyberpunk horror novel, with Phillip K. Dick and Stephen King co-collaborating as the authors.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
"Do People Dream of Infringements"?...
((Read up oh P.K. Dick if you don't follow)) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Actually, thinking about it, I'm sure I actually stole many of the elements (but not all; CRM is mine! ) of that post from various sci-fi and cyberpunk authors to begin with. Now that's some tasty irony! I'm sure you heard that news story recently about the woman who claimed she "internalised" elements of other novels, so she wasn't consciously aware that she was plagiarising the authors from whom she took her plot elements. If you didn't I basically just sumarised it in that one sentance anyway.
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Last edited by Soluzar; May 18, 2006 at 03:19 PM.
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
Then tactical nukes will be fired at your house and surrounding residences that could have possibly heard you playing the "stolen" music that you were humming.
Sorry getting carried away, but really the RIAA can go to hell. The money they get probably never goes to the artists anyway. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
True, Record companies most of the time are the real theives. I being a musician, am very skepticle of any contract having to do with large organizations. My brother just released a CD, but before the final copy was cut he had to go through an ammending of the contract to make sure the record company could not use his recorded material in remixes done by ass-clown DJ's for crappy clubs without getting a cut of the profits.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
RIAA will do anything to take the last penny from every consumer, and will sue you if is necessary, as their money hunger will never be satiated, as a good big corp they are. Yesterday was Napster, today is XM, tomorrow could be any of us posting in this board, but theres always going to be a RIAA victim around
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Considering the undying desire to cause senseless legal trouble in any manner regardless of how stupid it may be, I can see the RIAA one day mating with Jack Thompson >.>
There's nowhere I can't reach. |