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Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back
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Old Jun 16, 2010, 06:14 PM Local time: Jun 16, 2010, 04:14 PM #1 of 182
Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

STRANGERS IN THE ALPS pt. 2

Welcome to the second annual Catan play-by-post thread! This year I'll be taking over as game moderator while Hyde is off in Korea doing whatever it is Koreans do. Not playing Catan or going to GFF Meets, that's for sure.

Hyde set up some great parameters for the thread-game so allow me to rip his work off:

The game will play out just like a normal game of Catan with a few exceptions.

Unique House Rules
- players may trade before their roll
- players may use their ports before their roll
- players may use more than one Development Card per turn
- players may use Development Cards as soon as they are purchased.

Online Mechanics
Resources drawn are sent as a PM to the players. Development cards are also indicated in PM.

Players must indicate in bold when they END TURN.


Any road building, settlement building, city upgrades, and thief movement should be as specific as possible so the game master can properly update the game board.

The game master will moderate discussion and will interfere is cheating is suspected. The game master will regularly update the game board and keep track of points and cards. No turn may last more than 48 hours.

If you are unable to take your turn and the time limit has passed the game master will roll on your behalf and pass the turn immediately. If at any point a player must discard half their hand and that player shows no activity within the time limit your cards will be discarded at random for you.

5-6 Player game~

There are six players. The official guide has some rules but this is the Alps and we live by our own rules:
-Players may trade, build, and use developement cards BEFORE their roll. Can you survive 5 rolls?


LIST OF STRANGERS (interact with caution):

Hyde 5 Points. 1 Knight. 1 Dev Card.
Zeph 5 Points.
PANGALANG 3 Points. 1 Knight.
a_lurker 6 Points. Longest Road.
Frank 2 Points.
Plarom 3 Points. 1 Knight


THE ISLAND:
THIEF? 8 OF WHEAT IS BLOCKED

THE TOOLS:
Take note of the number of Settlements, Cities, and roads you see here. That's all you get.

THE CARDS:
Please read them carefully. You are not required to reveal what dev cards you have but the number will be noted on this post. Keep in mind dev cards RUN OUT. Resources can run out if too many people are holding.

RELEVANT EVENTS:

The rolls are in! Seating and turn order as follows:
1. Hyde
2. Zephyrin
3. Pang
4. a lurker
5. Frank
6. Plarom

The initial settlements are down!
Hyde steals Red from Frank!

Turns are taking days!
Cooper is confused by it all!


Jam it back in, in the dark.
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I'm too busy being delicious.


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Old Jun 16, 2010, 09:46 PM #2 of 182
Just earlier tonight I realized I still haven't bought ingredients for a White Russian.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Old Jun 17, 2010, 12:20 AM #3 of 182
Just earlier tonight I had a bar meeting with the other keymaster's, my main point was that we need to sell more White Russians.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 12:38 AM Local time: Jun 16, 2010, 10:38 PM #4 of 182
Just earlier tonight, I was wishing I had a White Russian instead of banging an ugly Mexican chick.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
No. Hard Pass.
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 02:03 AM Local time: Jun 17, 2010, 01:03 AM 1 #5 of 182
Just earlier tonight, I was wishing I had a White Russian instead of banging an ugly Mexican chick.
That's her. On the left.



How ya doing, buddy?


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Old Jun 17, 2010, 10:12 AM Local time: Jun 17, 2010, 08:12 AM #6 of 182
Fuckin' Cuervo.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 11:18 AM #7 of 182
Just earlier tonight I realized how much I miss double-sippin.

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Old Jun 17, 2010, 11:36 AM Local time: Jun 17, 2010, 09:36 AM 1 #8 of 182
That's her. On the left.

I call the white one.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
THIEF
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Old Jun 17, 2010, 07:51 PM #9 of 182
I'm still here.

Sign me up, bra.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Jun 18, 2010, 01:03 AM Local time: Jun 17, 2010, 11:03 PM #10 of 182
So how many is that so far?

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Old Jun 18, 2010, 02:00 AM Local time: Jun 18, 2010, 12:00 AM #11 of 182
Only one person has said they wanted to play.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 18, 2010, 02:24 AM Local time: Jun 18, 2010, 12:24 AM #12 of 182
White Russians INDICATE APPROVAL AND CONSENT! Sign me up you fucker.

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Old Jun 18, 2010, 08:49 AM #13 of 182
Me too

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 20, 2010, 12:49 PM Local time: Jun 20, 2010, 10:49 AM #14 of 182
So FRANK, PLAROM, and DENI have posted here but I'm not sure who's serious about playing yet

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 12:49 AM #15 of 182
If you need more bodies to get this thing rolling I guess I'm in

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:58 AM Local time: Jun 21, 2010, 11:58 PM #16 of 182
You will make the fourth RECOGNIZED person. I'll give it a day for Plarom and Frank to chime in.

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 02:37 AM #17 of 182
Yes, I'm playing. Jesus, I need a fucking right wussian.

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 11:58 AM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 09:58 AM #18 of 182
GREG GREG GREG!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Jun 23, 2010, 03:40 PM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 02:40 PM #19 of 182
Sure, i'll jump in too.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Jun 24, 2010, 07:14 PM Local time: Jun 24, 2010, 05:14 PM #20 of 182
You faggot fuckstick, I am playing, get it in your brain. Don't get mad just because I smashed you at Magic.

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Old Jun 25, 2010, 11:57 AM Local time: Jun 25, 2010, 09:57 AM #21 of 182
Sorry Hawk, Plarom confirmed he is playing. Update incoming within the hour~

Additional Spam:
To the six strangers, please begin ROLLING to determain the order. Seat arrangement AND color will be based on the rolls also. High roller gets seat one and color of their choice, etc.

Colors:
Red, Green, Brown, White, Orange, Blue.

OK GO GO GO GO!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Last edited by Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline.; Jun 25, 2010 at 12:09 PM. Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Old Jun 25, 2010, 12:29 PM #22 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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*rollan'
2d6
6
Roll dem bones

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Jun 25, 2010, 12:34 PM #23 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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*bad luck, jim
2d6
7
Hwelp

FELIPE NO
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Old Jun 25, 2010, 12:53 PM Local time: Jun 25, 2010, 10:53 AM #24 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
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*Where's my drank?
2d6
7
I can't wait for somebody to call cracked.

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Old Jun 25, 2010, 02:40 PM #25 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*Cracked.
2d6
6
Uht-oh.

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