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Old Jun 19, 2008, 11:39 AM 3 1 #1 of 32
GFF 2009 Suicide Pact

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12:26 ESheep|Work: GFF Suicide Club.
12:27 nuttyturnip: I wonder how quick it would get shut down if someone started that thread in Quiet Place
12:27 Zergrinch: fill in the blanks: the loss of so many GFF members in a 2009 suicide pact would cause GFF to ______________________
12:28 ESheep|Work: be over 9000 times better.
12:28 nuttyturnip: gain access to legions of the undead
12:28 Zergrinch: I _dare_ nuttyturnip to start such a suicide pact thread in Quiet Place
You're worthless, unemployed, and no one loves you. Do the world (and us) a favor by pledging to kill yourself in 2009. It's the only way to move beyond that bitch ex-girlfriend/parents that don't love you/dead-end existence. Sign up in this thread to show your commitment to the cause. Killing yourself will accomplish something you never achieved in life: making other people happy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 12:42 PM #2 of 32
Suicide's out of fashion. The "in" thing is to take out a bunch of people with you when you go!

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 01:10 PM #3 of 32
Suicide's out of fashion. The "in" thing is to take out a bunch of people with you when you go!
That sounds like fun,....but where will I get the nuke to take out Miami?

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 01:12 PM 1 #4 of 32
That sounds like fun,....but where will I get the nuke to take out Miami?
If folks here can pool together money for the NE meet, they can raise enough money for a WMD. Chat can back me up, my original idea was to convert the GFF 2009 Meet into the GFF 2009 Suicide Pact, but I decided to open it up to everyone. GFF is all about community!

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 01:20 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 11:20 AM #5 of 32
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[13:18] <Kagosin> I guess I accept the offer
I am here on Kagosin's behalf. I have witnesses in chat to back me up on this if need be. He is the first volunteer for this noble venture.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 01:22 PM #6 of 32
I am here on Kagosin's behalf. I have witnesses in chat to back me up on this if need be. He is the first volunteer for this noble venture.
Lies.

You can not prove such things!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 01:23 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 11:23 AM 1 #7 of 32
You're a pseudo-intellectual who argues pointlessly on the internet because no one appreciates you here and now. You are an introverted tormented soul who will go to great lengths to ensure that you make everyone aware of your plight, by polite force or other cloak-and-dagger methods if need be. You probably spent your early days of your adolescence watching war unfold before your eyes, both at home with your parental figures constantly physically abusing and/or pettifogging with each other and through the media watching your country send its sons to fight meaningless wars so that politicians don't have to bother with those petty details while they sit and soak the idiot box trying to fuck their secretaries.

You've also had many chances at what most of us refer to as "true love". However, you have probably pushed them away at the first sign of intimacy because your obviously tortured mind cannot cope with hurting anyone else in your self-destructive downward spiral into near-madness. Even as every one of those "chances" obviously cared very deeply for you in a way that your mental cogs would never have been able to mill over... See, you lacked love as a child and therefore lack it in your adult years and onward.

This, along with countless literature on philosophy, religion, politics, film studies and war history shifted your views on the world to a much more grim place than the rose-colored candyland you grew up in and have seemingly taken to other outlets to vent your anger in writing through any medium you can find; in this case, Gamingforce Suicide Club.

Do what Hemingway did and feed your face some lead pellets at mach-3 speeds and you will not only be posthumously understood as a tormented genius far ahead of his/her time, but you will achieve TRUE immortality through the written word.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 02:28 PM 1 1 #8 of 32
Oh my god the dark intellectualism in this thread is just epic

guys are we going to hot topic

well why not

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 02:28 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 12:28 PM #9 of 32
guys are we going to hot topic
OMGNOW! <3

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 02:29 PM #10 of 32
You're either in or out Pang, and that Linkin Park wifebeater you're sporting says you're in.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 02:38 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 12:38 PM 1 #11 of 32
Chat can back me up, my original idea was to convert the GFF 2009 Meet into the GFF 2009 Suicide Pact, but I decided to open it up to everyone. GFF is all about community!
If it's going to be GFF 2009 with LA members, count me in.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 07:09 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 07:09 PM 1 #12 of 32
Guess I'll join.

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THE BELIEVERS, THE COURAGEOUS,
THE CHEERFUL, THE PLANNERS, THE
DOERS, THE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WITH
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FEET ON THE GROUND. LET THEIR SPIRIT
IGNITE A FIRE WITHIN YOU TO LEAVE THIS
WORLD BETTER THAN WHEN YOU FOUND IT.
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 07:56 PM #13 of 32
That's the kind of can-do spirit we're looking for. If we get enough sign-ups, everybody gets a tote bag!

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 08:23 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 06:23 PM #14 of 32
Well let's see if I'm qualified:

I have a steady girlfriend whom I love and she loves me and we have a damn good relationship going.

I have a job that I enjoy and I'm going to apply for a higher position so that's good.

The music I listen to isn't really suicide laden nor depressing though I guess Agalloch and Opeth - Damnation could fall underneath that. Otherwise the music I listen to involves crushing my opponents in a bloody manner.

So no suicide pact for me. Sorry. Out of curiosity, how is the mass suicide going to go down?

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 08:24 PM 1 #15 of 32
You're either in or out Pang, and that Linkin Park wifebeater you're sporting says you're in.
This coming from you.

The guy who made this thread.

He may be wearing a wifebeater, but that can only mean you're in a corner cutting yourself over the newest episode of DeGrassi.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 08:45 PM #16 of 32
This coming from you.

The guy who made this thread.

He may be wearing a wifebeater, but that can only mean you're in a corner cutting yourself over the newest episode of DeGrassi.
I never said I was going to kill myself; I'm only helping to coordinate the efforts of those that do. Being overwhelmed with your own self-loathing makes it difficult to network with others, you know. If it will help the cause, however, I'll sign up as well (because RockgamerXIII won't give me his gift card).

Other than the fleeting hope of Gillian Anderson turning up naked on your doorstep, what's keeping you attached to this mortal coil? The world is only going to keep pissing you off.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:18 PM #17 of 32
The world is only going to keep pissing you off.
And someone has to be angry. Otherwise, you and your entire world is stuck in ennui and before long you've found that you spent your entire life reading USA Today and eating at Jack In The Box and thinking that you're some kind of hypergenius for outsmarting some guy like render or Borg1982.

If it wasn't for me, your life would be less interesting and less intelligent. Hate me all you like, thats only the first sign that I'm making you think.

Truth be told - if you're going to be so daring, so dangerous to suggest everyone who hates themselves should commit suicide, how about making an example? We learn by doing, after all and a good general knows that charging ahead of his men inspires the best out of them. To do otherwise is to show how utterly limited and infantile your basic idea is. Kill yourself to prove me wrong.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:28 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 09:28 PM 1 #18 of 32
And someone has to be angry. Otherwise, you and your entire world is stuck in ennui and before long you've found that you spent your entire life reading USA Today and eating at Jack In The Box and thinking that you're some kind of hypergenius for outsmarting some guy like render or Borg1982.

If it wasn't for me, your life would be less interesting and less intelligent. Hate me all you like, thats only the first sign that I'm making you think.

Truth be told - if you're going to be so daring, so dangerous to suggest everyone who hates themselves should commit suicide, how about making an example? We learn by doing, after all and a good general knows that charging ahead of his men inspires the best out of them. To do otherwise is to show how utterly limited and infantile your basic idea is. Kill yourself to prove me wrong.
Ah-HAH! I see the flaw in this logic.

No one could possibly outwit Render. That guy is like a bastion of logic. Do you know he doesn't have an education and yet STILL can't understand why no one wants to hire him for shit? That man is simply too good too soon. A man before his time. Who got married to the first woman who would have sex with him.

Truly, he will be recalled by history as the first of the new.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:30 PM Local time: Jun 19, 2008, 08:30 PM #19 of 32
Truth be told - if you're going to be so daring, so dangerous to suggest everyone who hates themselves should commit suicide, how about making an example?
Ahem...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Aug 7, 2010, 12:55 AM #20 of 32
I would like to point out that it's 2010, and the only thing that was dead was this thread. I'm disappointed in all of you for your lack of commitment to the cause.

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Old Aug 7, 2010, 01:22 AM Local time: Aug 7, 2010, 12:22 AM #21 of 32
Well to be honest, ness accomplished the next best thing

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 7, 2010, 10:18 AM 1 #22 of 32
Well to be honest, Render accomplished the next best thing
Corrected. (Hes still with blue, right?)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Aug 7, 2010, 10:27 AM Local time: Aug 7, 2010, 09:27 AM #23 of 32
Yes. That poor, poor bastard.

But he didn't post in this thread, see. ness, though.

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Old Aug 12, 2010, 09:19 AM Local time: Aug 12, 2010, 03:19 PM #24 of 32
So people aren't willing to off themselves. Not suprising. But that's only their physical selves.

How about a pact of Gamingforce suicides. It's a metaphorical suicide, like when we say "He committed political suicide". Well we can commit Gamingforce suicide.

Basically, it's for anyone worried about Gamingforce taking up too much of their time, or anyone just plain bored of the site, and wanting to do something a little more interesting than to simply stop showing up one day.

Committing message board suicide can be done in a variety of ways. You can go out in a big hurrah by delibrately flouting some big no-no's. Roll up in a dupe account, and call the admins cunts or something. Spam the forums with hardcore porn. Etc.

But that's amateur stuff really.

The really interesting way to go out would be a gradual over-time process. Slowly begin stirring up shit, derailing threads, being provocative for the hell of it. Gradually begin reducing the quality of your posts until you bottom out at a kind of gamefaqs mentality. You'd be slowly killing your own online personality, and all the good-will, if any, that you've built up, and shit, wouldn't it be fun? The real world analogy would be the alcoholics. Here, you wouldn't be drinking yourself to death - you'd be trolling yourself to death.

Fed up with forum life? Pledge yourself a member of the first (presumably) suicide cult for online personas. Although you might want to do that in a pm to me instead of publicly.

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Old Aug 12, 2010, 09:25 AM #25 of 32
Have we had someone go out on a slow burn like that before? We've had members go the opposite direction (start out terrible, and become great), and we've had some go nuts (Eleo). Maybe Yama?

Anyway, if you're going to go out, do it in a blaze of glory, not with a whimper.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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