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OCTO DOG
http://www.octodog.net/
I don't even EAT hot dogs but i seriously might if someone would buy this for me. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Food isn't meant to be a toy unless you're still being weaned ;_;.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Food can be FUN by all means, but it being a play thing is something different. At least, that's what it looks like to me.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
That doesn't even look fun to me. It' actually kinda scares me.
Not only that, but it's hard to put toppings on the hot dog now. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Someone make a looping .gif out of steps 1 and 2, it's like some perverted sex toy.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Hah! The undersides of the tentacles are sort of creepy-looking. I just had to click on the "Why Octodog?" link. If I had one, I'd probably just take a picture of it and add it to my album, right next to the corn monster.
FELIPE NO |
It's a little unusual. I looked at how they made one, and at first I thought the eyes were only part of the pictures displayed for the steps.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I'm not a fan of hotdogs, so making a hotdog look like an octopus would be more of a fun toy to play with and an even more disgusting looking meal. I've tried calamari once and it tasted like funny-tasting bread (it was breaded). I could still see the suction cups on one of the tiny octopi, so I took it off the plate and placed it on Strawberry Island in my extra water glass I got at the Rainforest Cafe while I was finishing my actual meal. I made the Lemon chase the tiny octopus around the island. It was fun.
I think if people are not freaked out by the fact that it looks a little like they are eating an octopus, then it could be a fun way to eat a hotdog. I just don't like hotdogs to begin with and I don't want to imagine eating an octopus. I sort of feel guilty eating food like calamari that still looks like what animal it came from. Jam it back in, in the dark. "Oh, for My sake! Will you people stop nagging me? I'll blow the world up when I'm ready."--Jehova's Blog |
I want to be an Octo-Dog dealer. That's even more hardcore than the most lucrative drug dealer.
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If i find one anywhere i'll buy it and break my vegetarianism with pics of me eating an OCTODOG promise.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Seriously, though-- the name constitutes a cape. Where's the cape?
It's great for Halloween, though. Go Octodog army! The converter itself is pretty cute. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
This device could go well with the one that makes flowering onions.
And then for dessert, cored and sliced apples via that thing you push down over it. I was speaking idiomatically. |
They definitely sell these at the Seattle Aquarium, which I now live less then 10 minutes from.... also there will be a PM with my new address comin to you in like 1 minute What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
It's obviously meant for small children who are picky eaters. What little boy wouldn't want to eat an octopus and tell all his friends?
FELIPE NO |