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View Poll Results: The line in the sand has been drawn!
Nacho Cheese Doritos are clearly the superior flavor. 17 36.96%
Cool Ranch Doritos are better, they don't turn me orange. 25 54.35%
ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE THOSE TWO ABOVE. 4 8.70%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

the DORITOS WAR
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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:03 PM #1 of 49
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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:06 PM #2 of 49
You'll notice that "Cool Ranch" is not called "Lame Ranch."

I rest my case.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:06 PM 1 #3 of 49


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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:07 PM #4 of 49
You've made a huge mistake.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:09 PM 1 #5 of 49
ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME PACKRAT

CHOOSE ONE OF THE RIGHT OPTIONS

THAT RIGHT OPTION IS NACHO CHEESE

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:11 PM 1 #6 of 49
Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:13 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 11:13 AM #7 of 49
Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.
Don't listen to this Nacho Cheese propaganda. Slander will not be tolerated.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:14 PM #8 of 49
Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy, yet they are still lord of the Doritos.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:17 PM #9 of 49
Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy
then it is A LIE

A LIE TO BLIND THE MASSES

Listen. Nacho Cheese Doritos is nothing if it's not nacho cheese. You get exactly what it says on the tin, at 100000000x tongue-blasting power. I implore you to turn back from your mistaken ways.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:27 PM 1 #10 of 49
All this two-option bickering.

The real lie is the fact that the system is rigged to create a false dichotomy between two assuredly bad options.

Don't let the wool be pulled over your eyes. Vote for freedom. Vote for the better option. Write to your local mod and demand that Cheeseburger be included in your polls!

EDIT: Ah, and there you see. She starts the dissing campaign. A classic example of attempting to discredit a perfectly acceptable flavor through ridicule. You all see what lurker is doing, don't you? Don't let yourselves be manipulated!

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:34 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 11:34 AM #11 of 49
BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:49 PM #12 of 49
CHEESEBURGER DORITOS IS NOT A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FLAVOR BY ANY MEANS

YOU ARE A FOOLISH MAN

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:57 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 12:57 PM #13 of 49



I was speaking idiomatically.


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Old Jun 22, 2010, 01:59 PM 3 #14 of 49
BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.





Marshmallows.

Fluffy Clouds.

Bunny Rabbits.




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Old Jun 22, 2010, 02:36 PM #15 of 49
Do Spicy Nacho flavor count?

They are still Nacho Cheesier, but also Spicy.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 02:43 PM #16 of 49
All of you are so wrong. Cheese is great and all, but YOUR TASTEBUDS KNOW THE TRUTH. Don't let your brain fool you.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 02:54 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 01:54 PM 1 #17 of 49
Too bad there is no Swiss Cheese Doritos or I'd declare my neutrality right then and there.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 03:58 PM #18 of 49
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Spice 2.0 is the only semi-acceptable flavour of these otherwise disgusting snack products
Not only is this statement so ignorant as to defy belief, but it is clearly a non-clever ruse to try to trick those who are not paying attention. Pay it no mind. The only armies in this war are NACHO CHEESE v COOL RANCH.

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 04:09 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 10:09 PM #19 of 49
You are forcing me to abandon my love of Chilli Heatwave

Cool Ranch is boring as fuck, bring on the cheese

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Old Jun 22, 2010, 04:19 PM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 02:19 PM #20 of 49
The only army in this war is COOL RANCH.
misQuoted for truth.

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 01:49 AM #21 of 49
Hito, while I still fully intend on marrying you just so you can cook for me and make me fat, know this.

There will be no Cool Ranch doritos within my household. It can only be the best (that'd be Nacho Cheese) within the cupboards.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 23, 2010, 02:12 AM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 05:12 PM #22 of 49
Cool Ranch flavour was discontinued here a few months after it came out. Since we also rejected Dr. Pepper, this clearly means Cool Ranch is the winner.

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 02:20 AM #23 of 49
Cool Ranch.

Also, how do you live without Dr. Pepper...?

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 02:31 AM Local time: Jun 22, 2010, 11:31 PM #24 of 49
Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 02:53 AM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 12:53 AM #25 of 49
NO ENCE YOU FUCKING SLUT, CHOOSE ONE FROM THE OPTIONS HOLY DOGSHIT ASS

As for me, I'm leaning towards Ranch! CONVINCE ME TO GO THE OTHER WAY, IF YOU CAN

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