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View Poll Results: The line in the sand has been drawn!
Nacho Cheese Doritos are clearly the superior flavor. 17 36.96%
Cool Ranch Doritos are better, they don't turn me orange. 25 54.35%
ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE THOSE TWO ABOVE. 4 8.70%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

the DORITOS WAR
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Old Jun 23, 2010, 08:10 AM #26 of 49
Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!
Also because if your shit doesn't burn, you feel like there's something wrong.


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Old Jun 23, 2010, 10:44 AM 13 #27 of 49
As for me, I'm leaning towards Ranch! CONVINCE ME TO GO THE OTHER WAY, IF YOU CAN
Can this convince you?



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 23, 2010, 11:44 AM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 09:44 AM #28 of 49
Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!
Me gustan los Doritos de Salsa Verde.

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Old Jun 23, 2010, 12:01 PM Local time: Jun 23, 2010, 11:01 AM 1 #29 of 49
I'm sorry, but it appears that you are all incorrect.



I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 23, 2010, 11:59 PM #30 of 49
i dont believe in racial diversity, so cool ranch all the way

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Jun 24, 2010, 12:27 AM 1 1 #31 of 49
lurker, thank you for making this poll

It is making it very easy to determine who I should interact with on a daily basis from now on

(hint: cool ranch, motherfuckers)

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Old Jun 24, 2010, 05:27 AM Local time: Jun 24, 2010, 03:27 AM #32 of 49
The best flavor is clearly Firey Habenero. In fact, it is one of the best chip flavors period.

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Old Jun 24, 2010, 08:54 AM 1 #33 of 49
(hint: cool ranch is a motherfucker)

Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

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Old Jun 24, 2010, 09:13 AM Local time: Jun 24, 2010, 08:13 AM #34 of 49
lurker, thank you for making this poll

It is making it very easy to determine who I should interact with on a daily basis from now on

(hint: cool ranch, motherfuckers)
The fuck do you know. You're a fat guy that doesn't even eat cheese.

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Old Jun 24, 2010, 09:16 AM #35 of 49
I wish we had habanero Doritos here. Way back in the late 70s they used to sell taco-flavored Doritos. Those were without a doubt the best.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 24, 2010, 09:18 AM Local time: Jun 24, 2010, 08:18 AM #36 of 49
Way back in the late 70s


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Old Jun 24, 2010, 06:46 PM Local time: Jun 24, 2010, 04:46 PM #37 of 49
MGS Tacos flavor Doritos. Win.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 25, 2010, 04:50 PM #38 of 49
Devo,

The Nacho Cheesier trademark dates back to '93. I don't think I've ever had plain nacho cheese doritos. My only memories are of nacho cheesier flavored chips. I just assumed that nacho cheese was the original flavor and that they reinvented it with the cheesier branding.

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Old Jul 28, 2010, 12:41 PM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 11:41 AM #39 of 49
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Old Jul 28, 2010, 01:09 PM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 07:09 PM #40 of 49
Cool Ranch flavour was discontinued here a few months after it came out. Since we also rejected Dr. Pepper, this clearly means Cool Ranch is the winner.
But you get Golden Gaytime ice lollies which more than makes up for anything m,issing from your shelves.

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Old Jul 28, 2010, 01:10 PM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 12:10 PM #41 of 49
The best flavor is clearly Firey Habenero. In fact, it is one of the best chip flavors period.
This is a dirty whore lie.

They are neither spicy nor tasty, and fail on both counts.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jul 28, 2010, 05:14 PM #42 of 49
Apparently the first and second degree burn flavors are spicy to the point of tears.


I don't like really spicy foodz so I lack in knowledge.

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It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
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Old Jul 28, 2010, 11:10 PM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 10:10 PM #43 of 49
Apparently the first and second degree burn flavors are spicy to the point of tears.


I don't like really spicy foodz so I lack in balls.
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Old Jul 28, 2010, 11:29 PM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 09:29 PM #44 of 49
Nacho Cheese is such a nigger flavor. Orange powdered cheese all over your fingers and shit.
Sophisticated folk eat Cool Ranch.

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Old Jul 29, 2010, 01:12 AM Local time: Jul 28, 2010, 10:12 PM 1 #45 of 49


I don't always eat Doritos. But when I do, I eat Cool Ranch.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jul 30, 2010, 12:59 AM #46 of 49
I like them both, so my vote might be tainted. nacho cheese will always win my heart.

also, why aren't all these weird late night flavours sold here? do we have a doritos curfew or something? ;_;

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Old Jul 30, 2010, 01:43 PM Local time: Jul 30, 2010, 11:43 AM #47 of 49
Salsa Verde, baby.

(tho I have very distinct Nacho Cheesier or Cool Ranch moods)

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Old Aug 26, 2010, 09:03 PM #48 of 49
Years ago they had an experimental flavor called X-13-D or something that tasted awesome. I think it ended up being that cheeseburger flavor they have now, but I remember it tasting better than those.

Cool Ranch is way better than that Nacho crap. Ironically I hate ranch dressing but I do like the flavor of those chips.

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