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Old Aug 15, 2009, 11:09 AM #1 of 29
This is why you're fat!

No really, This is why you're fat.

I wanna know if there's anything in here you would try or that you find appetizing. Ultimate biscuits look amazing.



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Old Aug 15, 2009, 11:25 AM Local time: Aug 15, 2009, 11:25 AM #2 of 29
All of them except the sweet ones sound awesome. The Baconcodo and Double Bypass burger look especially so. I think I'm in lust with this site.

Also this thing

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Old Aug 15, 2009, 11:42 AM #3 of 29


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I dunno if it would cause me to be fat or dead... or both but I would sure love to find out. (I'd replace italian sausage with regular hamburger though)

From the site I see this as something I'd definately wanna try

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old Aug 15, 2009, 11:42 AM #4 of 29
A lot of this stuff looks pretty tasty, especially these wonton nachos.



I could go for some of those corn cheddar bacon pancakes too. It's too bad that one bite from half this stuff would induce a heart attack.

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Old Aug 15, 2009, 12:36 PM #5 of 29
Oh GOD I went further down in the blog, like page 20, and found this...



THAT'S BACON FUCKING POUTINE!

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Old Aug 16, 2009, 09:07 AM #6 of 29
I've had bacon poutine before, and damn, it's delicious. [Assuming you use the proper cheese and gravy to make it.]

Anyway, yeah! Some of the stuff on there just looks plain AWESOME. Some of it though... I dunno. Seems like it would be pretty nasty.

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Old Aug 16, 2009, 10:24 AM #7 of 29
Breakfast is the greatest meal of the day so the things that tickle my fancy are like the Spanky Cristo. The royal flush looks disgusting but sounds sooo good

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Old Aug 17, 2009, 07:23 AM Local time: Aug 17, 2009, 01:23 PM #8 of 29
Most of that stuff looks truly disgusting. I'm not a big eater at the best of times but looking through a few pages of that site has put me off my lunch. I'll admit though that I did laugh at the deep fried burger on a stick.



Edit: Some of the stuff on this site looks marginally less gross.

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Old Aug 17, 2009, 11:40 AM #9 of 29


Most of them look nasty enough to make me gag, but that one and the toasted ravioli look okay.



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Old Aug 17, 2009, 12:08 PM Local time: Aug 17, 2009, 10:08 AM #10 of 29
I've had fried ravioli before. It was pretty good.

Fried twinkie was way better, though.

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Old Aug 17, 2009, 01:15 PM Local time: Aug 17, 2009, 06:15 PM #11 of 29
Dear god, the Pizza Burger... my boyfriend wants to make one for his leaving party. Naturally I won't be able to eat any being a vegetarian but if he actually does it, I'll have to report back.

Shin, as much as it's blasphemy, insanewiches have tempted me with the hotdog sushi. For those of you who didn't know, vegetarian hotdogs taste pretty much the same as normal ones, not surprising since they probably contain the same amount of meat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Aug 17, 2009, 01:21 PM #12 of 29
I've had the deep-fried/breaded ravioli before. There's a few local restaurants around here that sell it. And damn, it's delicious.

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Old Aug 17, 2009, 07:04 PM #13 of 29
To be honest I don't know why the toasted ravioli is on there. Sure it's not the most healthy thing, but it's not really an extreme food. I've had it (I've also made it) and it's quite tasty.

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Old Aug 19, 2009, 06:20 PM Local time: Aug 19, 2009, 04:20 PM #14 of 29
I don't understand why Spam Musubi is there, either. It's surely not the most healthy thing, but it's way healthy compared to some of the other entries...

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Old Aug 19, 2009, 08:37 PM Local time: Aug 19, 2009, 06:37 PM #15 of 29
Almost everything on that site made me and my co-workers gag in disgust. However, the one thing that made me lose my appetite was the Fool's Gold Loaf.



The best part about this is that, according to its quarter-assed Wikipedia entry, the Colorado restaurant that invented this.... thing... priced it at close to $100... because it comes with a bottle of Dom Pérignon.

What a FINE ESTABLISHMENT that must be!

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Old Aug 19, 2009, 10:59 PM #16 of 29


OMG this. Fantastic.

Also, the Oreo Stuff Dip is awful looking, but I'm sure it's tasty as hell.

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Old Aug 20, 2009, 02:11 AM Local time: Aug 20, 2009, 05:11 PM #17 of 29
Before I visited this "This is why you're fat" page, my only knowledge of excessive fats, meats and/or sugars was the Luther Burger. Most of these put the Luther Burger to shame, which is no mean feat. I mean, some are absolutely disgusting and elicited an actual 'oh my god' from me as I was scrolling through the pages (see: Meat Bread). Though I would by lying if I said nothing appealed to me. Like the Donut Fries; Tempura Bacon; and the Oreo Donut.



You've just gotta laugh at things like "Lardz: Deep fried lard balls topped with sugar". And I love how things are put on sticks, like the burger mentioned above. So it's not only a deep fried cheeseburger.

But a deep fried cheeseburger on-a-stick. The stick suffix just seems to add thousands of calories to the food.

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Old Aug 20, 2009, 02:38 AM Local time: Aug 20, 2009, 09:38 AM #18 of 29
Are you kidding? I'd eat all of that. I've browsed through ten pages or so, and there's nothing I wouldn't. I only stopped because I was getting hungry, and food is almost 3 hours away.

Not that I'm too fat at 136 lbs, I probably should eat all of that. Before I disappear entirely.


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Old Sep 2, 2009, 08:48 PM Local time: Sep 2, 2009, 07:48 PM #19 of 29
There is a burger stand in my hometown that sells just about anything deep fried. My favorite things are Fried Brocoli/Cheese bites and fried cheddar cheese cubes. They haven't contributed to my fatness though. That was chickfila + one semester of hibernation at Ole Miss. Literally.

Most of these pictures make me want to puke up the spagetti i just ate. They literally look like you cut open an animal and just let it sit for a couple of days, then threw some mustard and mayo on it.

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Old Sep 6, 2009, 12:08 PM #20 of 29


Saw this today on there and had to share. Cheesecake Parfait. Damn that looks good.

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Old Sep 7, 2009, 10:07 PM #21 of 29
Those... Look like sticks of butter.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 7, 2009, 10:14 PM Local time: Sep 7, 2009, 09:14 PM #22 of 29















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Old Sep 8, 2009, 10:50 AM Local time: Sep 8, 2009, 04:50 PM #23 of 29
That's an awesome row of redexes mate.

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Old Sep 21, 2009, 11:41 AM Local time: Sep 21, 2009, 04:41 PM #24 of 29

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Old Sep 23, 2009, 07:24 PM Local time: Sep 23, 2009, 06:24 PM #25 of 29


I can attest to these being delicious. We eat them for overnighter breakfast every week at camp. Never had one with cheese though.... yet.

I'm pretty sure the only thing i haven't seen deep fried is some kind of salad. but i haven't looked very hard, either, so it might be out there.

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