"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

I forget where or why, but I once saw a post where someone stated that the last thing they'd eat is hot dogs.

So, I pose this fine question to you. Out of the many foods you know of, what is the last one you'd eat? As in, if it were the only food left on the planet, you'd still be unsure about eating it.

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Y'know, I don't know if there's anything quite that extreme for me. Thousand-year-old eggs come to mind, but though they're hardly palatable I would still eat them if it came down to it (which it has, in the past, not for survival but for politeness). Balut, perhaps (the one-day-before-hatching egg that is a Vietnamese...delicacy?), because I'd be weirded out by the near-bones and feathers and such.

Hot dogs are great, though, don't know why I'd cut those out. =D

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Salisbury steak, without a doubt. Questionable meat topped with questionable gravy is too uncertain a proposition for me.

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The last thing on the planet I would eat is mushy peas. I can't even bring them close to my mouth without retching.

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I dunno how that's not everyone's last choice.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just the smell of canned tuna fish makes me gag.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But tuna with miracle whip and celery is yummy, especially with potato chips. ;_;

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Avocado, damn awful thing. I'm not even sure if it is meant to be a fruit or vegetable. The last time I had one of these my lunch nearly ended up on the floor, and that would have been very bad seeing as how I was in school at the time.

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Originally Posted by JazzFlight

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I dunno how that's not everyone's last choice.

Ya know, I never even heard of that nasty shit until today, but it's pretty high on the list of foods to avoid. Mushy Peas are pretty nasty though.

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Yeah, but balut wins. Seeing it only seals the deal.

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Canned tuna rocks. Mix it with mayo and you've got a great ingredient for sushi. The last thing I'd ever eat would probably be liver. I mean, come on! Who actually likes liver?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You know, I'd never heard of that balut business before today, but it's completely beyond me how anyone could enjoy eating that.

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd

You know, I'd never heard of that balut business before today, but it's completely beyond me how anyone could enjoy eating that.

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So much for eating lunch today...

Yeah, that balut stuff is definitely my most hated meal after seeing it. That duck fetus is just unsettling to look at.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hot dogs, salisbury steak, avocados? I love this shit. Someone needs to try those Hebrew links (forget the name) as far as hotdogs go. There's another great brand that hosts those competitions for most hotdogs you can eat in ten minutes or whatever. Forgot the name. Some New York brand.

I'd have to say certain forms of seafood. Like squid or octopus. I mean, there's obvious shit like that sick crap posted above and lots of Filipino dishes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I've had a squid and octopus casserole before. And it was actually really good. No joke. I don't even typically like the stuff.

Plus, calimari at Macaroni Grill is quite nice.

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Sausage was going to be my answer, but after seeing balut...

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Originally Posted by Harry Mason

Hot dogs, salisbury steak, avocados? I love this shit. Someone needs to try those Hebrew links (forget the name) as far as hotdogs go. There's another great brand that hosts those competitions for most hotdogs you can eat in ten minutes or whatever. Forgot the name. Some New York brand.

Hebrew.. Are you talking about Hebrew National? They make some pretty good hot dogs.

I cannot eat bananas. I just can't do it. I've tried but the smell, the and the texture is just too disgusting. I honestly don't know if I would be able to eat them if they were the last food on earth.

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Haha dude. I eat a good 30 bananas a week. And yeah, that's it. Though I thought it was Hebrew Nation. The other brand I was thinking about was Nathan's.

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Hebrew National are the best hot dogs for boiling; Ballpark franks are the best for grilling; Nathan's are the best from a hot dog stand; Costco is best for the buck. These are the facts of life.

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I couldn't live without bananas, and I'm allergic to them. Hot dogs are ok in a pinch, but you have to have some good chili to put on top.

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Originally Posted by Drex

Hebrew National are the best hot dogs for boiling; Ballpark franks are the best for grilling; Nathan's are the best from a hot dog stand; Costco is best for the buck. These are the facts of life.

Brightleaf is just the best all around. ;_; Of course, I think that's probably only a Carolina-brand hot dog.

After seeing Balut, I'm pretty sure I'll never be hungry enough to eat that. If I hadn't known about that I'd still say I'd rather die than eat onions and peppers.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Well, I guess the cereals and the milk aren't that bad, and I suppose that if I was in jail the wine might be... ah, fuck it, I'm not enough of a drunkard.

Balut can be added to the list.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah dude, I can tell you from experience that "Pruno" is not something you want to try if you can avoid it.

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd

You know, I'd never heard of that balut business before today, but it's completely beyond me how anyone could enjoy eating that.

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Er... I don't think I want to have my midnight snack now. I kinda feel like throwing up now. I think balut wins this thread.

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The funny thing about Balut is that once there was a Cardassian on Star Trek who offered Picard something like that, as a delicacy from his home world. I remember thinking that it was too gross to be based on anything real.

Truth really is far stranger than fiction.

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