Spray On...wtf

I found this funny when they mentioned it in the the radio this morning

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001028,00.html

Quote:

an Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, said today the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said.

"We're very serious."

Mr Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Mr Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

Mr Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($33.25) as a one-off purchase.

The latex cartridges - sufficient for up to 20 applications - would cost roughly 10 euros ($16.83), he said.

Mr Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine

So this is the future of spray?
I wonder how guys will react to this.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My money is on this being some kind of a joke. It sounds like it would be nothing but problems. First of all, what about the little nipple thing on the end, which allows extra space for a dude to leave his load? Second of all, if it's sprayed on, what about getting it off?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Uhm... Alright... That's cool...

What about those of us who are allergic to latex?

And Soluzar is right... what about the resevoir tip? I stand fully by him, its probably a joke...

But if it's not..

I don't know, it's an interesting idea, and it could be more effective, but the thought kind of bothers me. I don't know why, I don't know how... I just feel... ugh..

I don't want to believe that this might hit the American market, and I don't think I could ever try it if it did...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If its not a joke, then cool. If it is, then all hope is lost.

Interesting idea, but it definitely seems a little faulty.

Never know though, weirder inventions and products have been made in the past and will probably continue in the future.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The only places I'm willing to insert my penis into are only found on the human female body.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh dear. I cringed at first when I thought it would be put inside your penis somehow, rather than sticking your dick into it then pushing a button. If that were the case, it would be quite painful and no one would want that of course.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What kind of sad guy has difficulty putting on a condom? I mean I can understand having problems the first couple of times in your life that you put one on, but come on, it isn't rocket science.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by russ

What kind of sad guy has difficulty putting on a condom? I mean I can understand having problems the first couple of times in your life that you put one on, but come on, it isn't rocket science.

Not putting it on properly isn't the only reason it could slip, then you throw alcohol into the mix.

But anyway I had heard of something out of Japan that was similar but relied on a thermally activated compound to form a barrier on the penis. The stuff was a liquid/gel at room temperature that hardened when exposed to internal cavity temperatures. This was months ago, and I haven't really picked up anything more on its development or release to the market.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Seems like a lot of hassle. And I bet it still won't be as impressive or as user friendly as these.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

How could they make it non-slip? Even if it is sprayed on, I imagine to get a good grip it would have to somehow physically attach wouldn't it?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kolba

Seems like a lot of hassle. And I bet it still won't be as impressive or as user friendly as these.

Fuckin' a! That's officially the greatest invention known to man! The precious seconds you waste putting on a conventional condom can now be spent inside the woman blowing your load THAT much sooner.

I officially approve.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So we know how it goes on...how does it come off? Peeling? That would kill to get hair stuck in the plastic mold. I may be visualizing this totally wrong though.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Fiddlegoof

So we know how it goes on...how does it come off? Peeling? That would kill to get hair stuck in the plastic mold. I may be visualizing this totally wrong though.

ditto, how will it come off? does it peel off? or does it just magically dissolve. And what about room for the pearl jam to reside?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I too am curious as to how it would come off.

Putting it on would seem kinda akward too: 'hold on sweetheart, I am putting on my condom' HISSSSSSSSSSSS 'now I am ready'

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I have a hard (no pun intended) figuring out whether or not it would be effective...

FELIPE NO

You could use it in lieu of pepper spray.

"Stay BACK. I have a condom, and I ain't afraid to use it!"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think it's an excellent idea. This will help prevent those situations where someone doesn't know how to apply a condom properly, or like they said...prevent situations with slip. Personally I have never had any problems with the normal tools. I prefer them since you can get ones with spermacide (chances are something I won't take, lol). Condoms, spermacide and lots of Mt Dew (joke)!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This is the next step in contraceptive evolution. Accept changes. Embrace innovation. Appreciate the concept. Grasp the penis.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

How would it come off?
It seems a little to freaky for my liking, especially if you got a faulty cartridge. Oh the humanity of it all.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.