[Attention] GFF Gamers Month ver. 2

If you enjoyed Prototype, you should get Infamous.

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Not sure if Infamous has a Very Easy setting though.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well um... should I wait on Crash or just post mine anyway tonite? Actually I'm glad for the wait, once my head clears up and all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm about to do my entry, Philia, so hold up a bit.

I was ready yesterday, as scheduled, but a sudden trip to the ER with food poisoning and subsequent dehydration from the vomiting slowed me up and once I got home, I was just too damned exhausted to post anything.

Damned pork chops.

Anyhow, I'll have mine up in the next hour. Feel free to follow anytime.

FELIPE NO

Awesome choice, Crash. I have no idea what happened to my copy of Rogue Trip but I'm sad that I lost it. Easily the best Twisted Metal-esque game on the PS1 other than Twisted Metal 2. Also worth noting is how destructible the environments are--there are tons of buildings and monuments to destroy; it's quite impressive for a PS1 game.

You can even blow up Earth.

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How ya doing, buddy?

Question: Did anyone find my mayonnaise analogy a stretch, or did it work? I probably spent 20 minutes on that last paragraph.

(I got 10 props, yay, I feel validated!)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have a question. Why are so few people propping Worm's Thief 2 piece?

Don't tell me you faggots never played it. Or let that be a reason not to prop a good piece.

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I watched my roommate play Thief and Thief II in college on his aging machine. It was awesome. I'd have propped Worm's post anyway for it being awesome alone but I know the game is worth the prop too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm so sorry I spaced on posting my game so late! For some reason I thought my review was due tomorrow. Either way, most of it was already written and it's up now. Hope you guys enjoy it.

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Nova, dude.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah I know....

Sorry, my computer died. I rewrote my review again this morning, it has nowhere near the amount of masturbation jokes as the original, but I guess it'll have to do.

Sorry again...

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Fuck yes, you are the manliest videogame ever. Double thumbs up, Nova.

FELIPE NO

I should have put a disclaimer warning to avoid the New Play Control! Wii version at all costs.

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Originally Posted by NovaX

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Why is Billy so fat? I don't recall him being overweight in the TV show. Old enough to have a kid in middle school, maybe, but not fat. In this game he's like the Mo0 of Power Rangers.



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Man, I'm surprised none of my friends or I ever had that game considering how big a fan of Power Rangers we were back then. I do remember playing a Game Boy game that looks awfully similar to that game (except for the lack of color, which kinda makes them all the same when they're transformed), but this game is news to me.

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Billy is exceptionally creepy in the game. He's fat, his glasses have become sunglasses, and his motion when standing still is to pump his fists up and down at his sides. With those overalls I like to think of him as a deranged farmer out for justice.

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Oh god, I actually own this game and the Movie game as well.

The only good thing about Billy is that he threw high as hell. Helped a bunch in the Skyscraper stage when you had that stupid thing shooting lasers down at you. He was the only character who could throw that high to destroy them anyway.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zack's breakdance fighting and gravity-defying throw must be seen to be believed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Never underestimate the awesome power of parachute pants.

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Ok did you know that on Donkey Konga you dont have to clap? Me and my friends had a fun time playing it one day and found out yelling at it also works.

I was a fun time playing that and yelling obscenities at it. One of my friends actually hit it so hard it lauch out of his lap on to the floor. We were laughing so hard we were crying! Thanks for the reminders of good times. :P

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fuck yeah, Blackdown. Awesome choice, DN

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Good choice DN, although you could have tried to find a gameplay video where the person playing didn't suck massive donkey balls, the game is way more fun than you'd imagine from watching that clip.

Also, the dlc is totally worth it, if only for the hilarity of using the harpoon gun to staple people to your car then driving round the city in it.

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Yeah... I'm totally buying Crackdown now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It should be justified to diss you for not already owning the game (seriously, what the hell), but I don't want to discourage fixing such error.

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