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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Salmonella Recall
I figured I'd post this here since peanut butter is a very common household staple and I imagine many forumgoers in North America and Canada eat "Peter Pan" brand.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252127,00.html If the serial number on your jar begins with 2111, then your batch could be tainted with hazardous salmonella bacteria. Unfortunately, I happen to possess one of these jars. I purchased it Monday afternoon, one day before the recall announcement. Luckily, it's still unopened. Most stores are offering complete refunds or free exchanges for another brand of equal size. So if you eat Peter Pan peanut butter, you may wish to check the lid. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
That's why choosy moms choose Jif.
I haven't bought a jar of peanut butter in many, many years, but the last one I did was Peter Pan brand. It's a little surprising that these infected jars have been around since August, yet a warning has just now been issued. 288 people across 38 states in 6.5 months isn't as bad as this could have been though. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Having a potentially fatal peanut allergy you cannot begin to imagine the hilarity I'm finding in the idea that other people could die because of peanut butter.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO KILL US ALL This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
It's the terrorists. First they go after the peanut butter, then the jelly. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I still love peanut butter, but now it's like a forbidden fruit. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
SKIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY (CHUNKY)
How ya doing, buddy? |
I've been eating out of one of the recalled jars all month.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Well, if you have a healthy immune system, the worst you'll experience is diarrhea, cramps, headache, and fever.
Or, your face might melt off Most amazing jew boots
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Well, I shop at Albertsons so we always get the 'Great Value' brand Peanut butter. So yes, we have the one with 2111. Going to return it tomorrow. Worried though because someone in this house has already eatin out of it.
There's nowhere I can't reach.
Stuff goes here~
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We actually had two jars of this stuff, one practically empty, and one unopened. The store still gave us a full refund for both jars, though.
I've probably been the main one eating out of it, and luckily I never got sick. It's still bad to hear that I could have been, though. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
tastes pretty good too I was speaking idiomatically. |
I've never even heard of this brand of peanut butter. Is it fairly popular in the U.S.?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
I heard this on the local news this morning so I just put a post-it on our peanut-butter because it has that 2111 number and put, "Don't eat....has salmonella......End." I havn't eaten from it, but the rest of my family has eaten like half of it.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Goodbye Veronica Mars...
You will be missed for a long time. |
Guess I'll be picking up a jar of JIF on my run through Walmart tomorrow. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
That name is a mouthful.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Good Chocobo |
Btw, love the sig. Arsis is amazing. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I haven't really had peanut butter in quite some time, and I think the last jar my mom bought was generic brand so I think I'm safe.
Still good to know about though. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
So, on my cruise through Walmart buying various things, I picked up a jar of crunchy JIF as planned. It happened to be one of about ten jars left on the shelf. There was no other peanut butter in sight.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Ha, looks like my brand loyalty to JIF has paid off . . .
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Everyone who had Peter Pan was encouraged to either return or dispose of their product. Seeing as stores were made to remove the tainted supply from shelves, customers seeking replacement jars had to buy another brand. Normally sales are steady, but a recall like this creates a surge in demand. So naturally the shelves will be bare, as most stores don't carry excesses of peanut butter in case of salmonella scares. Supply. Demand. Basic economics here. Incidentally, this was a very good time to own stock in J.M. Smucker, the company that makes Jif and several lesser-known peanut butter brands. The swell in demand created an unexpected profit surge for Smucker's and the stock has risen significantly in the short-term. First quarter earnings should be above projections due to this event. Still, I'd sell the stock at this point, since it's not likely to remain so high once Peter Pan gets back on track. Just saying. FELIPE NO |
Uh, thanks? I merely posted an observation on my trip through Walmart. I don't see why the "basic economics here" feedback was necessary, as if it was important to drive the point home.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
WHAT UP PARNS YO SAMBERG WHATS CRACKIN
Jam it back in, in the dark. |