[General Discussion] Let's Voicemail! Let's Text!

You ever get a funny or stupid voicemail? You haven't? That's sad.

This thread is for posting voicemail you feel comfortable sharing.

Basically my saved messages were going to expire soon so I figure I should immortalize the ones I liked by getting a phonecall recording app on my phone. The one I decided to use for my Samsung Galaxy S3 is called Total Recall S2. It's like a 15 day trial but it did the job. It works for phone calls as well but I only wanted it for voicemail which it does wonders for. Pretty much all these apps you'll find are for that purpose.

Perhaps this thread is a dumb idea but I figure ehhhh why not.

Colonel Skills Message 01
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Most amazing jew boots

Now featuring text messages! Cuz this is a dead thread and I'll bump it.

Colonel Skills 10-05-12 5:20 PM
Holy god my farts today are byond any sort of unholy and into the realm of transdimensional

Lurker 10-29-12 1:49 AM
HAVE SOMEBODY DRINK LOTS FOR ME PLZ
Lurker 10-29-12 1:49 AM
THX
Lurker 10-29-12 1:50 AM
HAVE SOMEBODY DRINK LOTS FOR ME PLZ

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"Oooh, it's a horsey!"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It was "Hi Deniiiiii, I see horsiiiiieees".

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

EVEN BETTER. I couldn't remember who it was, but still awesome.

I was speaking idiomatically.