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It's time to play... WHAT! IS! THAT?!
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Old May 6, 2010, 10:55 AM Local time: May 6, 2010, 10:55 AM #1 of 14
It's time to play... WHAT! IS! THAT?!

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Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old May 6, 2010, 11:04 AM Local time: May 6, 2010, 12:04 PM #2 of 14
Meatballs.

No wait, buffalo testicles.

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Old May 6, 2010, 11:11 AM Local time: May 6, 2010, 10:11 AM #3 of 14
It looks like rotten fruit.

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Old May 6, 2010, 11:15 AM #4 of 14
I'm going to go with some variety of mushroom.

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Old May 6, 2010, 11:20 AM 1 #5 of 14
A fetus in a plastic bag.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old May 6, 2010, 11:48 AM Local time: May 6, 2010, 09:48 AM #6 of 14
Chocolate dipped monkey brains!

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Old May 6, 2010, 02:10 PM Local time: May 6, 2010, 02:10 PM #7 of 14
Look guys, I know this isn't how game shows are supposed to go, but, I really don't know the answer. I have been trying to remember what I put in my fruit/vegetable draw, and when, but I have no memory of this event.

It never occurred to me that perhaps I blacked-out, broke into labor and delivery at the hospital, and fist-punched a hole into a sleeping woman's stomach, stealing the sweet baby meat from her womb, only to wake up having forgotten the whole incident.


I have a feeling knk is the closest. So I'll give him this round!

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Old May 6, 2010, 02:21 PM Local time: May 6, 2010, 01:21 PM #8 of 14
Dude, clean out your fridge!

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Old May 6, 2010, 02:23 PM #9 of 14

It never occurred to me that perhaps I blacked-out, broke into labor and delivery at the hospital, and fist-punched a hole into a sleeping woman's stomach, stealing the sweet baby meat from her womb, only to wake up having forgotten the whole incident.
This is the most plausible answer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old May 6, 2010, 02:31 PM Local time: May 6, 2010, 02:31 PM #10 of 14
Dude, clean out your fridge!
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Old May 6, 2010, 02:34 PM #11 of 14
Ever have tofu liquefy in your fridge?

I... I think I have.

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The smell really wasn't as bad as expected.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old May 6, 2010, 02:39 PM Local time: May 6, 2010, 02:39 PM #12 of 14
I had oozy potatoes swimming around in a cupboard.


The juice had the look and consistency of maple syrup and the smell of a landfill waterfall.

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Old Jun 3, 2010, 10:35 PM Local time: Jun 3, 2010, 10:35 PM #13 of 14
Basically this is a thread to tell us about all the gross, rotting trash in your house.






Item: bread

Location Found: Behind Microwave

Time Elapsed: unknown


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Item: Apricot jelly

Location Found: Refrigerator Door, middle shelf

Time Elapsed: unknown


I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 3, 2010, 11:06 PM Local time: Jun 4, 2010, 05:06 AM 1 #14 of 14
This reminds me of the story of Richard Mo's Sandwiches.

The key fact in this story is that Richard Mo's Sandwiches were never actually Richard Mo's, they were mine.

In infants school I was sent off to school each morning with sandwiches; cheese, jam, peanutbutter; it didn't matter the flavour, I hated them all. So instead of eating them I would hide them behind cupboards and other furniture. One day, some of my old rotten sandwiches were found somehow. A shout went up among the children that Richard Mo's sandwiches had been found.

Richard Mo was the Chinese kid, to the other kids he was different, unusual. I suppose it was natural to assume his sandwiches would appear equally different, equally unusual. So while I kept tight lipped, the other children excited themselves with the find of the day; that these were Richard Mo's sandwiches, and Richard Mo himself was slightly distressed as he tried earnestly to protest to the contary.

Ha ha ha, ahh, we were such cute little racists back then.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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