[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I think triple H should make a guest appearance on Smackdown and kick king booker's ass.
... Regal: All hail king booker... All hail king book..
HHH king of kings theme plays-
eh w/e wishful thinking here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm surprised no one posted this DX video yet, and yes it’s real.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dGb3aaMq6oY&search=DX

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That video really shows how this whole DX thing is a bad idea.

This isn't the late 90's anymore, WWE. Let it go.

And since we have a regurgitation of the Undertaker Vs. Undertaker feud but now with Kane, I can't wait for Doink the Clown to have a regular role on Smackdown.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why do people think the DX come back is a bad idea? Don't people realize that WWE as of late has been lame as all fuck.

They need something more exciting. Something to bring back the energy it used to have and I think DX is perfect for that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hopefully they take a new spin on this whole DX thing. They definitely also need some young blood to liven things up.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Spoiler:

I read somewhere that test might be in the new DX

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Spoiler:

I've read at a few places that Test is actually going to be a top heel at ECW. Either way, both are pretty bad ideas.

Hey, guys. Remember when they brought back the nWo?

Yeah, that fucking sucked.

The problem with DX is that instead of promoting their current roster with new and interesting storylines, they have to dig through the past and hope that the same fire will spark once again. It won't. Oh, it'll bring in lots of money from the merchandise sales, but it will not bring new fans to the product which is what they actually need.

The fact of the matter is that HHH and HBK are not the same as they were when DX was at its best. HBK is a born again Christian and HHH is expecting a child. Both of these events change people. And to be honest, both men have grown up.

DX was about dick jokes and sticking it to the man. YAWN. Been there, done that.

There is a 90% that this new DX will fucking flop. Big time. If it doesn't, well, then that'll be great. But I hope nobody is really expecting much from all this.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Personally, I'm content with them redoing Austin vs McMahon with Triple H instead...I like the way they're keeping this storyline going week after week, with Spirit Squad taking the place of guys like Bossman, Brisco and Patterson. And really, there's no Billy Gunn, no Road Dogg, no X-Pac, no Chyna...Just an older Shawn Michaels and Triple H maybe in the prime of his career and the obvious focus of the group. Might be a good angle for Carlito to get into, to help his push.

I can see them doing an angle outside the ECW arena like the WCW tank incident...Then all of the ECW guys come out and beat their asses. Just to play up the whole WWE vs ECW thing.

I think Raw has gotten much stronger since the end of Wrestlemania and I'm actually looking forward to watching it again.

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If there is one thing the WWE is really good at, it’s bringing back old shit. Vince back at the helm, ECW returns, DX returns, original Kane returns as a clone. Knowing the WWE they probably won't stop there.

But as for the whole DX returning, I think it might be just a reunion. Not like HBK can do much right now with his legs messed up.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by rockthepartay

And since we have a regurgitation of the Undertaker Vs. Undertaker feud but now with Kane, I can't wait for Doink the Clown to have a regular role on Smackdown.

What, you didn't see Finlay chase around a leprechaun midget?

Doesn't remind me of Dink or anything, no sir.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I haven't watched Smackdown in years. So, yeah. I guess I missed that.

Yeah, the WWE is great at bringing back old storylines instead of creating new ones. It's just that when they do, everyone wishes they hadn't.

A one night reunion type scenario would be great, but I hope it doesn't turn into a long term deal.

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Quote:

WWE Tag Team champion Paul London is out of action with what is said to be a staph infection in his arm. I was told that London gutted it out at last week's Smackdown taping and worked despite the infection during a match with the Mexicools for Velocity, but didn't work last night's house show due to the infection.

This explains why London wasn't on SD!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Spoiler:

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't really know why but I'm hoping for a win from Mr.Monday Night at ECW One Night Stand. Also I'd like Mysterio to retain the title against Sabu. And for the Edge & Mick Foley match vs. Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk don't really care. But I'm going to like Tazz getting back in action when he goes one on one with Jerry"The King"Lawler.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by TigerRaptorFX

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Spoiler:

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by TigerRaptorFX

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Spoiler:

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho

AND

I don't think this is considered spoiler, as there are no storylines being spoiled or anything given away.

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone.com

Kane, 39, has expressed to WWE management that he plans on retiring soon, perhaps as early as January 2007. Kane told management that he has accomplished all he can in his career. Should Kane retire, it won't affect his See No Evil film deal as he signed a contract for a sequel to the movie.

One source within WWE said, "Kane is the most respected guy in the Raw locker room. He carries himself very professionally and it would be ashame to end his career without a decent title run." Kane has stated several times that his 24 hour title reign in 1998 does not bother him, however, many within WWE (including Vince McMahon) feels as though that Kane has been bothered that he has not gotten another title reign in his career. Even though he's technically on RAW, there was some thought to giving him a title win at Judgment Day or No Way Out, but those plans were nixed. Another source said that when Kane was asked about a possible future title reign he said, "It's time for the younger guys to shine."

Before his departure, Kane would like to be involved with Bobby Lashley, Randy Orton and John Cena. He would also like to reunite with The Undertaker as a tag team. Additionally, The Undertaker has expressed to management that Kane could possibly be the one to end his undefeated Wrestlemania streak. However, Kane turned down the idea, seeing as it would take credibility away from Taker's legacy.

FELIPE NO

Losing Kane would suck...unless he went out big...that would be cool. I wouldn't mind seeing him with the title or involved in an angle with Taker.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Are you for real?

I'd like to lose Kane and then he comes back about six months later and inturrepts a match between Undertaker and whoever and gives Undertaker a chokeslam.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dagget the only reason I put it as a spoiler, because not every check that’s site. There are viewers out there that do like the element of surprise.


(Now this is funny.)

Originally Posted by The Burniator

Are you for real?

WOW I don't hear that every day. Are you for real. :lolsign: Help me out here since your so quick to react. Is it because I wrote "SmackDown is saved it has a new hero", something that I got out of his entrance Video as joke. Or was it because, I didn't want to ruin any thing for people. Did you by any chance notice any sarcasm in that sentence.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

heh now I meant mine wasn't a spoiler, not yours.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So, yeah. This is a clip from Raw tonight. Don't click if you don't want to be spoiled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIIj9bpCk24

Hands down the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Haha. Wow Lillian got owned.

I missed Raw tonight and it was in my home town of Pittsburgh. I hate it when that happens.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

This is what I find funny Cena gets owned by ECW. I loved how the Sandman took that kendle stick and beat the crap out of Cena.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey thanks for the spoiler asshole.

FELIPE NO

Happy?

Spoiler:

Fag

How ya doing, buddy?