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Cooking Mama: Unauthorized PeTA Edition
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God, how I fucking hate PETA. They're like Jehova's Witnesses only instead of coming to my door they come to EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR AND ATTACK IT.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Can't wait for the electric car version of Gran Turismo.
60MPH FUCK YES This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
How ya doing, buddy? |
Their "tofu-turkey" is probably one of the worst concoctions ever.
(yes I played the bonus level) I was speaking idiomatically. |
People like this are why GFF cannot have nice jokes. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
There was an Everyone Loves Raymond Thanksgiving episode that featured a spectacularly terrible tofu turkey. A turkey sacrificed itself to save the day of the fictional Italian family. PeTA is trying to break fictional Italian families!
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Never call me that again.
Seriously. There will be repercussions. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Mama loves animals. The only thing Mama doesn't like is when you fuck up dinner.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I love how the argument at the end is that you should be a vegetarian because preparing meat is "gross", whereas molding curds into the shape of animal and then eating that is not gross, though it does involve copious amounts of brown mystery sauce.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
If you're crazy enough to convince yourself that Tofurkey tastes as good as the real McCoy then you're kind of missing the point of vegetarianism.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Saw this on SomethingAwful this morning ='D Fun stuff indeed~
I was speaking idiomatically.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Most amazing jew boots |
FELIPE NO |
Majesco makes a press release in response to PeTA.
Cooking Mama World Kitchen: Cooking Mama Responds To PETA Very well done. =') What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |