[Wii] SONIC HAS A FUCKING SWORD

I can't defend this anymore, I think I'll sulk somewhere and play Sonic Advance 3



More news of fail if it comes

If it somehow is ungodly awesome, maybe I'll stop laughing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonic brandished his great sword to the aw of all the forest animals

"its so big" said Sally

"I wannatoch ti!!!!!" siad tails

How ya doing, buddy?

"Ha ha ha Tails, this time it's a real sord"

"awwwwwwww mna" sad Tales as he cryed nd went to mastrbate bcuz sonic pomdickd him

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey wait, why isn't this in Sonic Chronicles?

GODDAMMIT SEGA, AGAIN WITH THE GOOD IDEAS AND MUSIC IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES AND WRONG EXECUTION

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Well, it looks like this will be added to the "complain about" list for the Sonic fanbase....

Shadow had his "material" moment with STH, now it's Sonic's turn. That is unless this game turns out superior to that game (which I would hope so considering Unleased AND Sonic Chronicles). Let's see were this game goes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sonic The Ronine Part 2: Chapter 3 (all ages)

Sonic waas walking thru the forres wen he was stopd by eggman

"Il haev yuon ow ! Sonic' said eggman

"Naught if my Hattorie Honso steel has anythinge to sai about it!"" SHOUTED SONIC

then sonic kut eggman witj his swrd

Additional Spam:
ekman was defeet butt evil lerkd in the Shadows of te fforess

"WHO THERE" yell sonic

ten Shadow cam from th Shadows

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No prizes for guessing who the secret character will be in the first Wii version of Soul Calibur.

How ya doing, buddy?

Shadow The Hegehog was very evil and lookd evil and was surrounded by evil power that culd glo like chakra

"sonic yor sord can't defeta my bullets becz bullets is bettwe tan swords " said Shadow wit evilly

"my acnesters wil not by shamed by me today" sonic said intropsctivly

it was shodon

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

No prizes for guessing who the secret character will be in the first Wii version of Soul Calibur.

But he'll have like zero priority despite being the fastest character in the game

Don't even try picking a fight with anyone who has a green color scheme

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonic looks pissed in that image...and while I have a bad feeling about this one, I still want to see some gameplay images.

I think everyone is missing the point here. It's called Sonic & the Black Knight. Is Sega racist?

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You've got no bloody arms left!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Shadow equippd his BFG (big freekin gun rofl) and shoot lots of bullets @ sonic but sonic is very fast and cut the bullets wit his swor and the bullet split n half and fall to the groun and sparked wen tey hit the sword becas of the Hattori Honso steell

oh @%($! siad Shadow

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

now i hav 2 resrt to my sekrit wepon said Shadow

KAGE GUNSHIN NO JUTSU DESU NE

and then ther wer 400 shados

I was speaking idiomatically.

'ti won mater how many Shadows you hav Shadow I wil defeet you becaz you ar bad and evil and I am good and evil cant beet good' sid sonic

then they was fiht!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Sonic looks pissed in that image...and while I have a bad feeling about this one, I still want to see some gameplay images.

I think everyone is missing the point here. It's called Sonic & the Black Knight. Is Sega racist?

Did you expect:

Sonic and the Yellow Knight
Sonic and the White Knight
Sonic and the Red Knight
Sonic and the Brown Knight

;_;, can't comment on that one.

FELIPE NO

Fuckin sweet, they're making a Ghostbusters game for Wii

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LZ

Fuckin sweet, they're making a Ghostbusters game for Wii

And another mario spin off (Mario Super Sluggers)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

'ti won mater how many Shadows you hav Shadow I wil defeet you becaz you ar bad and evil and I am good and evil cant beet good' sid sonic

then they was fiht!

shado jumped in2 the are and thru a keeblad at sonik

sonik wuz lik O NO SHIZZLE and duckkd outta the wya

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sonic used to be good. It looked like Sega was starting to get sense with Sonic Unleashed. Now this.

I wonder who they think they're fooling here?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

They might be going Secret Rings sequel or Tongue-in-cheek. As in "none of my old fans will take me seriously, might as well make them laugh on the way out"

Considering Wii Motion Plus got added a few days ago, this might be the first big game using it (lol big) or so speculation sez.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Sonic has got to have the stinkiest feet ever. There's got to be some foot fetish fan fiction shit with him. Has to be.

How ya doing, buddy?

Man, quit beating around the bush and admit that you're working on a 50-chapter saga already.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Buffet Overflow

shado jumped in2 the are and thru a keeblad at sonik

sonik wuz lik O NO SHIZZLE and duckkd outta the wya

as tga shados moved in on sonci sonic pareed they're blos wit his massv seord

then sonic counter-attake very fastly qand cut up all the shadows but there was no blood becaus shadows clones was clones and had no blood so there was now a bloodless feeld of ded shados

;yo migh defeet me today!' shouted Shadow but we shall meet again

BAMF!

shado disapeer in puff of smok bom his sinistar laffs lingarig in the air

my quest continues

said sonic

i contineu to wander

and sonic wanderd tru the forress


End Part 2: Chapter 3

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FELIPE NO

doo dah

doo dah

sonic has a fucking sword

oh doo dah day

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Seriously, with the shitty games they've been putting the Sonic name to recently, a picture of him holding a sword is what you're upset about? Because as well all know there's a deep and complex back story to the Sonic universe in which a sword would never feature.

Jam it back in, in the dark.