[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

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Now, I don't have a lick of Sonic Unleashed links on me. I've seen that the various pictures of the game are making the rounds, complete with anal raped face Sonic... but this video is worth more than all of that stuff. "Press the forward to get through" Sonic is back. Now someone hurry up and rip the video before Sega does a Raging Storm on it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Nice find man.

Edit: Taken care of the video ripped for ya in .avi.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hmm, perhaps Sega can redeem the hedgehog after all, it seems to be playing more like the old good games rather then the newer stuff.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So after ten years Sega finally checked out their letter box to discover the billions of letters asking for a side scrolling Sonic platformer on a console again? Seems like it's a mix of Sonic Rush, Sonic and the Secret Rings and..





SEGA RALLY

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Oh, screens.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Could it be possible!?
Sega finally heard the prayers of all the disappointed fans!?

Meh, I don't know... I'll wait for more details. (Sega did it before)

I was speaking idiomatically.

This is too good to be true... Therefore this must be an early April Fool's Joke. o_o

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Uuuuhhhh

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You see Super Sonic attempting to stop Eggman once more, but a new trick up his sleeve results in Sonic having to deal with a rather unnatural curse. A werewolf. Sonic has to fight a werewolf alter-ego of himself.

At various points he will change into his werewolf form, at which point a gameplay gimmick will come into play - something we've been told isn't exactly in keeping with trying to make a Sonic game... well... let us say, 'good'. We have our suspicions.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH >=(

FELIPE NO

Quote:

You see Super Sonic attempting to stop Eggman once more, but a new trick up his sleeve results in Sonic having to deal with a rather unnatural curse. A werewolf. Sonic has to fight a werewolf alter-ego of himself.

At various points he will change into his werewolf form, at which point a gameplay gimmick will come into play - something we've been told isn't exactly in keeping with trying to make a Sonic game... well... let us say, 'good'. We have our suspicions.

So close to greatness, yet still so far...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Quote:

You see Super Sonic attempting to stop Eggman once more, but a new trick up his sleeve results in Sonic having to deal with a rather unnatural curse. A werewolf. Sonic has to fight a werewolf alter-ego of himself.

At various points he will change into his werewolf form, at which point a gameplay gimmick will come into play - something we've been told isn't exactly in keeping with trying to make a Sonic game... well... let us say, 'good'. We have our suspicions.

Just what we need... Another bad character to the Sonic Universe... I'm sure that Tails, Knucles, and Shadow will have one too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Warrior Within

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We all know what the song lyrics will be.

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Werewolf it's a city
Werewolf the wicked wild
Werewolf it's a city
Werewolf they all over roam

(To funk it)

(To funk it)

Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild

(To funk it)

(To funk it)

(To funk it)

(To funk it)

Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild
Werewolves roam all over
It's a city the wicked wild

(The wicked wild)

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damnit now i want the secret rings soundtrack bastard.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm a little dubious about the camera; it needs to be primarily fixed at a sideways perspective, not swooping around like that. Game looks like it's still mid-development, so maybe the playtesters will nag them into making it work better.

On the other hand, werewolf Sonic? What the fuck. Why can't they just make a plain old side-scrolling Sonic game? They don't have to gimmick it up to make it novel - at this point, a good 2D based Sonic game would be novel all by itself.

How ya doing, buddy?

OMG METEOR!! @ thread title. Nice find; I'm not exactly a Sonic buff, but I know good Sonic when I see it, and this looks pretty nice. Conventional hedgehog stuff, but that's what the gamers want, right? I like the music, too~

And *vomit* @ werewolf. I was so hoping for zombie Sonic. Or maybe Sonic turning into cheese. But no, instead we get some lame-ass werewolf shit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

Uuuuhhhh





UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH >=(

You can just strike what I said before from the records.

LOL SONICWULF

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*saves the video through youtube download sites*

Video? Actually interesting and gives me hope.

Sonicwulf? No. Just, no.

How ya doing, buddy?

Hahaha, man. Sonic Team is at it again! I was all excited until I saw the werewolf pic. What the fuck is this, Sonic: Twilight Princess?

How ya doing, buddy?

This definately looks more interesting than the Secret Rings. I guess it wont be too bad but Sega still lacks any real answer to the fans. Now we have an american hedgewolf from...somewhere to add to the group.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You people knew it would only be a matter of time before I came here. XD When I first saw the video on another website, I thought it was fake and paid it no attention. Now that it seems to be legit...this could be a very interesting game. Sonic seems to have a bit more of a cartoony look to him, which isn't a bad thing. The background visuals are gorgeous, but it still leaves me to wonder what system(s) this will end up being on.

I guess we'll find out more at E3...or whatever the hell they're calling it now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Tails

Hahaha, man. Sonic Team is at it again! I was all excited until I saw the werewolf pic. What the fuck is this, Sonic: Twilight Princess?

That was also my first thought, except we forgot one crucial factor, Wolf Link looks AWESOME, Sonicwulf looks cartoony and lame. I mean god, its like Big Bad Pete's bastard son, or half brother.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The last Sonic game I played on the 360 was a travesty the control scheme would make you want to hang yourself.

This actually looks much more old school megadrive sonic with fantastic music too boot; if this really is a return to the 'basics' it going on 'the list'.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The side-scrolling parts look awesome, and I like how the camera swoops during those segments (though it could be toned down a bit). Similar to everyone else here, the werewolf thing turned me off to what could've been an exciting game. I don't think it's too late to petition Sega to take it out, for those who are truly motivated.

I don't understand why they don't have Dimps make a Sonic on a console, or just make a side-scrolling Sonic game and sell it via PSN and XBLA. The Sonic Rush games remain the most critically acclaimed Sonic games and commercially successful. Sega needs to take some notes.

How ya doing, buddy?

The music has the same vibe as Sonic Rush and that is no way, a bad thing.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

That was also my first thought, except we forgot one crucial factor, Wolf Link looks AWESOME, Sonicwulf looks cartoony and lame. I mean god, its like Big Bad Pete's bastard son, or half brother.

I'm not forgetting anything. I think the whole "link is a furry now lulz" gimmick is incredibly retarded, but that is neither here nor there.

As for Sonic Rush, good on the soundtrack wise and definitely a good step in the right direction of the series, but it felt lacking somewhat. :\

But hey! On the bright side, none of the extremely over-extended Sonicverse characters have been mentioned yet. Unless I'm missing something here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

That was also my first thought, except we forgot one crucial factor, Wolf Link looks AWESOME, Sonicwulf looks cartoony and lame. I mean god, its like Big Bad Pete's bastard son, or half brother.

Please. Wolf link looks AWESOME to someone with possibly the worst taste in design I've ever seen. It was a stupid idea for Link, and it's an even worse idea for Sonic. It really is like someone's retarded cousin is getting all the classic series these days. If only Nomura could have been involved. You know, toss some zippers on wolf sonic. Then everything would have been -perfect-.

At least they've started remembering that, you know, Sonic is only really good when it's fast and mostly side scrolling.

Jam it back in, in the dark.