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The gay bomb, <3 americans
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."... no homo |
Yeah leave it to Berkeley, right outside SAN FRANSICO to find something like that. :P
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
...hmmm? What is this? A GAY BOMB?
Thats fine, except for the fact that it makes absolutely no sense. A soldier wouldn't drop his gun on the battle field and go "Hmmm...well thats a bit strange... Now I am gay. I must drop my weapons and have sex and risk getting shot to death because I am gay and will fuck anything that moves." If bullets are wizzing by your head, I doubt that a soldier, gay or straight, would be inclined to ignore this and proceed to have unstoppable sex. (You are so on the gay tangent today.) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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The fart bomb would have been better
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
...this has to be a joke. It's ridiculous.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 6459 Level 22.39 May 2006 |
I totally saw this on Conan last night. It's apparently true...
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I cannot for a minute believe this would ever work. Sex and survival are two primal instincts hard-wired into the human brain but of the two I would think self-preservation would take priority over propagation. Especially considering it's supposed to make them temporarily gay, meaning there's no continuation of the species.
FELIPE NO It is not my custom to go where I am not invited. |
There's already a thread on this in the Sewers..
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
It's also been around on Wikipedia for almost a year. This thread's closed, guess you can continue any conversation in the other one.
How ya doing, buddy? |