Reincarnation

I used to be a stone cold atheist. You could probably even have called me a militant atheist.

Then I was thinking one day, and I realized that the idea of one life is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Reincarnation must exist, whether there is a causal (karmic?) connection or otherwise, we *will* live another life, no matter what.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This is gonna go over GREAT.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Welp, I'm convinced. Thanks, buddy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's great.

Hey everyone, static had a thought!

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Originally Posted by static_x_2666

I used to be a stone cold atheist. You could probably even have called me a militant atheist.

Then I was thinking one day, and I realized that the idea of one life is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Reincarnation must exist, whether there is a causal (karmic?) connection or otherwise, we *will* live another life, no matter what.

Really. Please do explain how your utterly preposterous, unquantifiable result has any logic whatsoever. Let alone how it MUST be true. Please explain how the cycle of life and death is ridiculous. No, no, really. Explain away logic with your voodoo. Go ahead and do it.

No really. It's fine.

I'll wait.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by static_x_2666

I used to be a stone cold atheist. You could probably even have called me a militant atheist.

Then I was thinking one day, and I realized that the idea of one life is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Reincarnation must exist, whether there is a causal (karmic?) connection or otherwise, we *will* live another life, no matter what.

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.






Here's Tom with the weather.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by a lurker

There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

Am I butterfly dreaming I’m a man? Or a bowling ball dreaming I’m a plate of sashimi?

FELIPE NO

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militant atheist

Unless you run down the street with a AK47, you don't qualify.

Words use to have meanings. :/

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by static_x_2666

I used to be a stone cold atheist. You could probably even have called me a militant atheist.

Then I was thinking one day, and I realized that the idea of one life is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Reincarnation must exist, whether there is a causal (karmic?) connection or otherwise, we *will* live another life, no matter what.

Oh look some guy who used to think like a spiteful cunt decides his entire belief system is null based on nothing.

You must have been a great atheist.

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We *will* keep on registering new accounts, no matter what.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Other people don't actually exist. You are all just products of my imagination as my bodyless soul floats through space and time. None of what I do actually matters because nothing I do actually happens.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, man, what if, like, when I look at the sky? And I see it's blue, right? What if that's not the same blue you see? Like colour could all be in your head, and you're the only one who sees it the way you do, but since you've always seen it that way you think that's how it really looks.

Shit, man.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Life is pointless, an exercise in futility. We are born only to die. Everything in-between is moot. Hedonism is the only true form of existence - live in the moment, for there is only now. Time is but an illusion created to rationalize differences in observations. We are all living and dying in the same moment.

Life is like trying to explain "red" to a blind man.

Woah.

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There's no past, no future, just one pulsating present. Please leave your message after the tone.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We are made out of recycled stardust.

FELIPE NO

recycled stardust which has existed prior to this current iteration of the 'universe'...you see, space and time expands and collapses onto itself repeatedly and eternally...what that means is everything we have experienced and are experiencing and will experience has already happened before our 'universe' was even created...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wanna come back as a chick.

A hot chick.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Just think about it, guys.

If *this* - this essence of being, this essence of reality... whatever the HELL is happening right now, can happen once, it will happen again. It's pretty goddamn simple.

My logic is flawless. It is up to your flawed perception to realize its flawlessness.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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can happen once, it will happen again.It's pretty goddamn simple.

Is that an unsubstantiated claim you just made?

How is making crap up equates to flawless logic? If anything, that sounds like none-logic to me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by static_x_2666

My logic is flawless.

Fuckin' hell, mate. You got me!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by static_x_2666

Just think about it, guys.

If *this* - this essence of being, this essence of reality... whatever the HELL is happening right now, can happen once, it will happen again. It's pretty goddamn simple.

My logic is flawless. It is up to your flawed perception to realize its flawlessness.

Hey yeah, except science already disproved the Universal Constant.

Cold death is more likely to set in than any aspect of your nature coming back as a form of consciousness.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Maybe one day this guy will learn the difference between inductive reasoning and deductive reasoning (or perhaps he has learned it in a past life and will certainly learn it in this one).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No, seriously guys. We HAVE been wrong all this time. There's proof now!







If the man with an IQ of 350 agrees with Mr. Static here, then there's certainly a lot of other secrets in this world we are not aware of! I certainly hope Aardark shares more of his vast knowledge with us, I am rather curious to know more!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Basil

I certainly hope Aardark shares more of his vast knowledge with us, I am rather curious to know more!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by static_x_2666

Just think about it, guys.

If *this* - this essence of being, this essence of reality... whatever the HELL is happening right now, can happen once, it will happen again. It's pretty goddamn simple.

My logic is flawless. It is up to your flawed perception to realize its flawlessness.

You are the most pathetic troll I've ever seen.

Jam it back in, in the dark.