[:plant:] I Guess We Still Play This Kart 8: 16:17 <+BZ> favorite course: Music Park.

AW YEAH RUB A DUB KART

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

We actually got a Wii U and this yesterday so I'll be completely awful but I'm down. This Saturday is a bit rough for me as well with SDQ2014 and CEO so this one may or may not happen but I'm down in general. I'll also have to see if i have a mic for my laptop, honestly not sure if I do or not. Haven't used skype in years and years, worse case I could hop into chat or something I guess?

Worst case, use skype on your phone. That's what I do, and it works fine.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We'll see what the plan is after lunch. I am looking at a work schedule and I might need a development meeting to take place on Saturday.

Or I might be able to push it to Sunday/Monday.

This depends on the contractor I'll be meeting with. Will fill you in, Hawkeye.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Meanwhile, my neighbours wonder about the dick sucking status of those within my apartment.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Sandbaggin' all the teams every day there Daravon

How ya doing, buddy?

Or that Dave and teams aren't a thing

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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FELIPE NO

all the amiibos

gonna go so broke

awww yeah

How ya doing, buddy?

Sudden?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

you sound mad about it

There's nowhere I can't reach.

::furious divorcing noises::

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fuckin nope, ignore Tritoch.

3D World is seriously one of the top tier Mario games (like Galaxy good) and is overall really fucking special.

That said, Walmart is getting a new exclusive Kart 8 bundle at the same time frame, so go with that:

Super Mario 3D World, Walmart Mario Kart 8 Wii U bundles by mid-September | Joystiq

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Me and Philia are playing this on almost a daily basis and getting better.

Can you beat the diarrhea twins now?

That's sort of the kindergarten "I can press the accelerator button" test.

It's kind of a low bar.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You can also tap the brake in the middle of a drift to avoid taking it too wide.

Don't let off the gas though, that'll kill the sparks. brakes plus gas though will get the job done.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, I couldn't get a hold of anyone and thus missed it too; I'm glad there's a large enough crew to maintain interest after this long.

FELIPE NO

I tried calling many different people on skype for over half an hour, but it is fine if you want to bullshit about it too.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Me and Daravon can be Team Getting Ignored

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's supposed to go for the guy who is furthest up who hasn't crossed the line yet, though.

How ya doing, buddy?

I don't understand how we had the Yoshi cup but failed to put everyone on the Yoshi bike.

ESPECIALLY WHEN 4/5 OF US USE INSIDE BIKES ANYWAY

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man fuck the gold kart, that's what I was using. ;_;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If that's not an inside bike imma be all mad up ins

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, I've got all unlockables outside of the glider and it's hilarious how few coins I have by comparison. I think I'm at 4k or something.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If it's not an inside bike, I will be sad.

You sound mad about that tho.

I've only fucked around with randoms a few times, but let's just say that it's at least nice that the Wii U hasn't been completely opened up for shitting in, since INFINITE STAR cheaters in MKWii was extremely aggravating.

That said, 9/10s of the point of Mario Kart is yelling at the other guy to get good and other such shit. Lack of voice chat fucking murders it.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, how dare they not include fully featured AI racers you train in a free patch several months after the game releases for a toy that wasn't close to completed when the thing came out.

I think it's kind of ace actually that they're even going back and adding support for that shit in to older software titles, even if it is minor. Can you imagine the anger if it was something more substantial?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Of course one skin on a Mii isn't a compelling reason to get it.

The reason to get them is because they do a thousand little things. They unlock some small bonus in 4 games you already own, have some legitimate functionality in another, and will be doing different unlocks in future titles to various degrees. They are another tool to tie a person to the Nintendo ecosystem. They aren't "worth it" from any single game function point of view, the whole scheme is to get you tied to the idea of a unified system of little bonuses across your favorite characters and software you were likely to buy anyway. It's a mindshare thing, there's really no lose-lose here. No one is paying 15 dollars for a Mario Kart costume.

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All that crap said, fuck yes that 13 minute video confirms Master Cycle is an inside bike. LIFE IS GOOD.

Also also Excite Bike is literally Baby Park with less laps and more bumps. This is IDEAL.

Jam it back in, in the dark.