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Bradylama · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 08:03 PM

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Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for 'furry' sex

Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for 'furry' sex
State senator known for tough stance on sex crimes
Saturday, May 30, 2009
By Tracie Mauriello, Post-Gazette Harrisburg Bureau
Alan David Berlin

HARRISBURG -- An aide to a McCandless state senator known for her tough stance on sex crimes was arrested late Thursday on accusations he propositioned a 15-year-old over the Internet.

In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, the state attorney general's office said yesterday.

His boss, state Sen. Jane Orie, said she was "shocked and appalled" Thursday when she learned of the charges and immediately suspended Mr. Berlin without pay or benefits. She fired him yesterday.

According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents' property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.

The online communication took place on seven different days between April 27 and May 25, according to the criminal complaint. Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.

Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.

In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, "When will your folks be out?"

Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to "yiffing," which is a "furry" term for having sex.

Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.

"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."

How ya doing, buddy?

**nuttyturnip** · Jun 3, 2009, 08:14 PM

To be fair, 15 years old is like 40 in panda years.

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wvlfpvp · Jun 3, 2009, 08:15 PM

What I like is that, apparently, babyfur doesn't mean adult baby anymore.

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value tart · Jun 4, 2009, 12:11 AM

Brady, we already knew.

We still tolerate you anyway.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**RacinReaver** · Local time: Jun 4, 2009, 07:09 AM

Can wojo, capo, or ultima please find an old copy of the PPG and scan in that article. It just seems like it'll be even better to see yiffing and scritches in actual news print.

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**nuttyturnip** · Jun 4, 2009, 09:34 AM

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Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.

It's amazing how many of these perverts use their government computers to do this stuff. In this case it didn't really matter, since the parents were the ones that caught it, but really, how stupid is this guy? I always operate under the assumption that whatever I do on a government computer is being monitored and recorded, and lots of guys get caught this way.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Jessykins · Local time: Jun 8, 2009, 02:50 PM

Giving scritches isn't a crime!

How ya doing, buddy?

Krelian · Local time: Jun 8, 2009, 10:30 PM

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It's amazing how many of these perverts use their government computers to do this stuff.

As a member of the gay/bi/furry/pansexual/transgender/transspecies/animist/breatharian/homeopathic/raelian community I fully support the political prowess of diaper-wearing pedophiles. Vote Anthro '10!

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 8, 2009, 03:26 PM

It's inconceivable. I just can't see this guy soliciting furry sex.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**nuttyturnip** · Jun 8, 2009, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

It's inconceivable. I just can't see this guy soliciting furry sex.

You're not going to see him; that's why he wears a fur suit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Miles*** · Local time: Jun 8, 2009, 06:17 PM

He sure is fat enough to fit in a panda suit.

How ya doing, buddy?

wvlfpvp · Jun 8, 2009, 09:12 PM

Oh like there might not be skinny twink-like pandafurs.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***Sarag*** · Jun 9, 2009, 09:01 AM

There is no shortage of fat men claiming to be slim vixens on the astral plane. Why would a furry "lucky" enough to be sickly thin claim to be a fat fur? That's retarded.

I was speaking idiomatically.

wvlfpvp · Jun 9, 2009, 11:05 AM

Because of inflation fetish?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Krelian · Local time: Jun 9, 2009, 05:37 PM

How dare you confuse fat, inflation and preggo fetishes, they're completely different

Goddamn I'm angry I'll be spergin for weeks now

FELIPE NO

wvlfpvp · Jun 9, 2009, 01:03 PM

I'M SO SORRY

GOD YOU THINK I'D KNOW MY OWN FANDOM.

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Krelian · Local time: Jun 9, 2009, 07:02 PM

I certainly would, wolf pup

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonus · Jun 11, 2009, 10:26 PM

I almost have an urge to link some fetish pics by 'The Veterinarian' in reply to this topic. Should any one of you decide to run a search, keep in mind it is NSFW.

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays? Even if it's exemplified through anime or movies.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

wvlfpvp · Jun 11, 2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Sonus

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays?

Well, we ARE slowly taking over the world. Have to do SOMETHING to keep it safe from families.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***Sarag*** · Jun 11, 2009, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Sonus

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays? Even if it's exemplified through anime or movies.

I...... what?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Krelian · Local time: Jun 12, 2009, 12:49 PM

anime made me crawl up a poop chute

anime......

I was speaking idiomatically.

wvlfpvp · Jun 12, 2009, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by a lurker

I...... what?

Clearly it's the rise of faggotry. Have YOU caught the gay yet?

How ya doing, buddy?

Paco · Local time: Jun 12, 2009, 11:55 AM

I don't think I could run fast enough to catch anything that wears brightly colored sweatpants and tastefully matching pumps.

FELIPE NO

wvlfpvp · Jun 12, 2009, 02:10 PM

Oh, don't worry paco. The gay will catch YOU.

*devious plans*

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

value tart · Jun 23, 2009, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Encephalon

I don't think I could run fast enough to catch anything that wears brightly colored sweatpants and tastefully matching pumps.

Why would you be chasing Simon Cowell, anyway?

How ya doing, buddy?