[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

You know TNA's going to be the "go to guy" for those who want to work for possibly better people. But WWE has that Marcus dude, and Jeff came back from there, so maybe TNA isn't exactly "wwe wrestlers' utopia".

Reviving..WCW. I wonder if Eric ever gave it a thought.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

His contract almost up?

Forgot to mention it but about a month ago I saw Rhyno on some cheesy Mexican wrestling show, all Spanish. Fucking ring looked like it had been used for a boxing match beforehand. Probably an old show.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

You know TNA's going to be the "go to guy" for those who want to work for possibly better people. But WWE has that Marcus dude, and Jeff came back from there, so maybe TNA isn't exactly "wwe wrestlers' utopia".

Reviving..WCW. I wonder if Eric ever gave it a thought.

I honestly think bringing Jeff back was the smartest thing I've seen WWE do...which isn't saying much

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, I practically shit a brick when I saw Monty Brown on ECW.

TNA really isn't that great a company to wrestle for. Outside of the lack of travel, they really don't compensate their athletes too well. I mean look at Konnan. He had to go to fans to get donations for his kidney problems.

I was speaking idiomatically.

LOL

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Nobody can beat John Cena.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh dear sweet merciful toast.

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Maybe if Daivari was still his manager...

FELIPE NO

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You have got to be shittin me. I called it, it's like Cena/Umaga all over again.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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I can understand WHY they didn't give Khali the title...it wouldn't make any damn sense.

Now if Daivari was still his manager, he would have been great.

They need to fucking put Hassan back on but make him a Mexican character saying that the US is targeting him...

okay that was a bad joke but seriously...Khali tends to be pretty boring honestly

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Good God man. Cene's like the new Hogan of this era in terms of kids loving him so much they keep the fucking belt on him. Except that it was a lot easier to pull this sort of shit twenty years ago.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not to mention, Hulk Hogan was awesome whereas Cena just isn't as awesome. Seriously, who can stop Cena? He's gone through pretty much everyone who's main event material in the Raw roster.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Good God man. Cene's like the new Hogan of this era in terms of kids loving him so much they keep the fucking belt on him. Except that it was a lot easier to pull this sort of shit twenty years ago.

That's it right there. The only people who cheer Cena are girls and pre-teen kids and posers. Everyone else hates Cena. Great Khali, Benoit and HBK should NEVER tap out to an STF at a PVP main event match. I can understand on Raw or something and there was alot of "punishment" to the leg. But overall, a lame move like that shouldn't be used to make people tap in big matches.

WWE is a huge downward spiral. Now with someone who plays favorites in charge of hiring and firing, it's only a matter of time before TNA (if they can let other people have air time too) or maybe even ROH rates better and people would rather watch that than the same sad ass WWE shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Edge should have cashed in his briefcase on Cena instead of Taker. I'd rather have Edge as a champion than Cena. I mean, he's entertaining and all, but enough is e-fucking-nough.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

Edge should have cashed in his briefcase on Cena instead of Taker. I'd rather have Edge as a champion than Cena. I mean, he's entertaining and all, but enough is e-fucking-nough.

Sadly, it was done before, and Edge/Cena was done to death. =/

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I actually liked the Edge/Cena angle. It made Cena entertaining for once.

FELIPE NO

Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra are a tag team now? I've gotta say, that almost sounds promising. Good to see Nitro back though, I was afraid he was gone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm surprised Benoit tapped out, but Michaels too? Holy fuck. Was he a heel at the time or what?

How ya doing, buddy?

HBK is ones of those people who can turn heel at the drop of a dime and then go back to face like a minute later. And it's the kind of 'heeling' that isn't meant to piss off fans. That was he was in the match. HBK REALLY does not like Cena at all. Cena is a well lame to me on a whole new level. This is because of what he said on RAW. Cena relies on the STFU now and it's made him overconfident. Khali whopped his ass that whole match, hell he was playing with him. I.E. THE CHAMP CAN MAKE ANYONE TAP OUT. OK Cena, but one thing: ANYONE CAN WRITE A SCRIPT TELLING TOP SUPERSTAR TO TAP TO LAME MOVE. Your last fucking match that was awesome was that I quit match with JBL. And yes it's a mega bummer than HBK tapped at WM23, but he knew Cena cannot beat him straight up(I see the STFU as a cheap ass way to win now) and tried his best to counter him each time he grabbed his foot.

And some of you might have watched RAW, I know I did. Tell me am I hearing things but was Ortan CHEERED for doing what he did to HBK? O_o. As for the concussion. Shawn has doctors from outer space. Someway somehow he comes back everytime when he has a "career-ending" injury.

Once again -> Poor Umaga. It will be interesting when he finally gets the gist that he is nothing but a tool for Vince.

SuperSonic - that and Haas and Shelton are back. Looks like the WWE is going to try and rebuild the tag team division.

With Lashely competing on RAW that is yet another sign that the brand split is coming to an end soon.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't say I'm too fond of "The World's Greatest Tag Team". Shelton had some awesome matches during singles competitions, but his best matches have been with the ladder matches (mainly Money in the Bank). He surprised me again at the 07 Royal Rumble. Anyone see him hanging on that bottom rope using only his hands? That was crazy.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Cena is a well lame to me on a whole new level. This is because of what he said on RAW. Cena relies on the STFU now and it's made him overconfident. Khali whopped his ass that whole match, hell he was playing with him.

Not only the whole match, but the RAWs leading up to the PPV and the RAW from yesterday. Cena should've lost the freakin title back in Wrestlemania 23 to HBK. He is NOT unstoppable. Neither is Khali but Khali being unstoppable is more believable. As much as I want Khali to take the title this time, it's not gonna happen.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Benoit needs to jump ship to RAW and take Cena's ass out. If the STFU is an "unstoppable move", then the Crippler Crossface is instant death.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I still can't fucking accept the fact that Michaels tapped out to that shit or ANYTHING. It just goes against the logic I've seen in wrestling for so many years and, if anything, it's a horrible sign of the direction the company is taking.

How ya doing, buddy?

They've been going down the toilet since the Rock left, if not before.(LOL @ Anakin)

Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

Benoit needs to jump ship to RAW and take Cena's ass out. If the STFU is an "unstoppable move", then the Crippler Crossface is instant death.

Sadly, Benoit has also tapped to the STFU :/.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Canadians of that breed should have a contract stipulation against faggot tapouts.

Bret never tapped right? Ever?

FELIPE NO

Bret did not tap to Michaels(you're referring to that I bet). Vince merely had the ref ring the bell.

Bret has if I recall tapped to his own move at the hands of Owen Hart. And he should be the only one... damn it's been a long time @_@ I could be wrong.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I watched the Montreal Scewjob myself and have seen WRESTLING WITH SHADOWS and all that shit. I realize what happened to Bret. But you answered my question anyway, though I have no memory of him ever tapping to Owen. Just getting beat by Own in that silly tournament before Bret would go on to beat Yokozuna for the title. Maybe some sort of victory roll was used?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think Bret has tapped twice in his career.

Storm is right...Bret DID tap to his own move...but from Sting when a heel Sting defended the world title against Hart shortly before Halloween Havoc 99. It was the night after Jarrett last left the WWE (when he dropped the IC title to Chyna).

Bret then tapped again to Lex Luger via a single leg crab with Hart more or less selling the leg injury that had occured due to the aforementioned match and what Luger did during that match.

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