[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

What the hell...

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So far ECW gets the Boogeyman and Chris Benoit, Smackdown got the Great Khali, and Raw gets King Booker? Are you serious, that's the best you can do? King Booker? So much for a Benoit/Cena feud, but it looks like we might see a Lashley/Benoit feud instead. It might give me a reason to watch ECW...keyword: MIGHT.

Raw needs to get better people by the end of the night.

Double Post: Well so much for that.

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Bobby Lashley drafted to Raw, how's that gonna work? Ah...strip him of the title? So it's gonna be a Lashley/Cena feud coming up. Nice...and I guess Benoit can become champion over at ECW.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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I kinda figured about 2 hours ago. I know a big ol' Vince McMahon Appreciation Stunner will happen tonight.

If not, it's not the first time I've been wrong.

I wonder if Snitsky has some kind of prop teeth to make them look that disgusting, as last time I remember seeing him on TV he had a big, bright smile?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What the hell was that?! Am I the only one who was completely weirded out by the ending of Raw?!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Vince McMahon IS...

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GHOST RIDER 2

seriously what the fuck was that

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Seriously!!! Like I have no idea what is going on right now. But shout out to production?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Boom! Did anyone catch how he...um, escaped?

In any case, it beats the DX limo job I was expecting or the Stone Cold-as-the-driver I had as a back-up...

I was speaking idiomatically.

About the only thing you can derive from that ending is that Vince is taking his on-air persona out of the picture forever while going out "in a blaze of glory" during his appreciation night. Either that, or Vince likes to play with fire in his spare time.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So...

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Cena now gets to beat the top contenders of SMackdown (Booker), ECW (Lashley), and Raw (Orton) with Foley added in as a legend? Ugh.

Snitsky actually had somewhat of a fit on ECW with his weird, monster like angle. What is he going to do on Raw? No one will care about his squashes nor have the patience to wait for him to be built up.

Speaking of ECW...tHe ECW title, which had already been devalued by having McMahon holding it for several months, with Show who was barely mobile, and Lashley whose mic skills need seriously work, is now vacant? They could at least have had Benoit take the strap from Lashley so the lineage wouldn't be broken BARELY A YEAR AFTER THE TITLE WAS MADE.

The Great Khali has managed to see the world!...well, the WWE's world as he has managed to go through all three brands within a YEAR and back to where he started. I guess he'll feud with Edge(???) given that...

Kennedy is now on Raw, Benoit is now on ECW, and Undertaker is gone until January. I really hope Trips or HBK is planning to go to Smackdown! because after Edge's title defense against Batista, there isn't anyone left for him to defend it against. And what happened to the Kennedy~Edge feud anyway? I mean, that had money written all over it, AND It was a ready-made feud for Kennedy when he returned AND a new, fresh feud for Edge, AND a reason for Kennedy to turn face (instead of staying heel despite getting outsmarted by Edge, weakening Kennedy's character overall).

So Vince is the New Undertaker? C'mon now, I am all for suspension of disbelief but 1) this is too outrageous and 2) if this is to get rid of Vince, then there were a lot more, tasteful ways, that would relate to Vince's character, to do so.

I'm sorry, but WWE has just lost it's luster. It demolished an already demolished brand (Smackdown!), takes out some of the best and most well-fit acts in another brand (ECW), and manages to stop feuds that should obviously happen and is to the benefit to the wrestlers, brands, fans and company itself. In place, we get Vince's retarded angle where he is the "New Undertaker".

I have been thinking about it for some time, but I am now going to focus on ROH and other federations.

FELIPE NO

Mainstream wrestling's been fucked since early 2001 when competition ceased to be, and nothing else ever filled that void.

I used to be a huge TNA mark, until they decided it would be smart to give away big money matches on TV and push talent made by other promotions rather than their own. Samoa Joe's deserved that TNA title now for god knows how long, along with most of the TNA core that was there when the promotion began. Cage, Sting, Angle, the Steiners, Team 3D, and everyone else that came in as additional talent should be helping to put over the in-house talent rather than use them as stepping stones.

Unless TNA gets their shit together, ROH is the last bastion. Heaven help the industry if Vince decides to start plucking more talent from ROH to reduce any possibility of competition.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My problem with TNA is they're only on seven hours each month...Four shows and a pay per view. I think they could be really good if they had the extra hour to help showcase talent.

I watch RAW as a conditioned reflex every Monday, but you'd have to drug me to sit through ECW or Smackdown. Wrestling is mediocre right now...I'm fine with talent pool (Edge = best thing wrestling has going for it right now...Carlito should be, but he's getting buried now), but I'm tired of having wigger-boy shoved in my face 2/3 times every Monday and made out to be Superman when he's obviously getting booed out of the arena. Sorry Vince...Wiggermania just wasn't meant to be. Can you PLEASE just turn him heel already?

But worse comes to worse...Think back to the days of every match ending in a count-out/DQ or being a prelim squash or no diva matches (aside from Sensational Sherri getting hammered by opponents). I'm kind of thankful we get some quality action every week. Tonight was a good example...Very entertaining stuff.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Uhmm.... lool. RAW is like it's OWN wrestling promotion. Smackdown has totally turned into the Shit Show with a bunch of no-name people.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Smackdown has always been the B show. It suffers incredibly due to it being pretaped and not live. With the internet wrestling community as active as it is, the results are known almost as soon as the Tuesday night tapings are done.

On the other hand I am glad that Kennedy is coming to Raw. That will help liven things up abit. As for the other moves, I am dismayed that they brought Snitsky to Raw. Ugh.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WAIT! Maybe Snitsky and Umaga will take each other out permanently

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If only they would. However knowing the writers at WWE they will be the big monstrous heels for Cena to fight with over the next couple of months.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't know, I think the WWE writers do pay attention. And In all honesty I want Kennedy to win the title at Vengance. Kennedy taking the title would renew A LOT of interest

And I must applaud WWE trying to save ECW lol

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, let's hope that there's a little twist in the drafting this coming Wednesday at noon. Like if Cena gets moved to Smackdown. PLEASE get him away from Raw.

How ya doing, buddy?

Or have Cena do the battle rapping thing

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Kostaki

Vince McMahon IS...

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GHOST RIDER 2

seriously what the fuck was that

How appropriate that the new ad on wwe.com's background is announcing the Ghost Rider DVD XD.

Nothing like "mourning the passing of your leader" than mocking him.

How ya doing, buddy?

WWE.com is, as always, the last bastion of grace, tact and dignity.

Observe this playful juxtapositioning:




PRESS IT. GIVE A TOOT FOR VINCE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm sorry but this whole McMahon "death" thing is just an all time low. Oh, and apparently the supplemental draft has been moved to Sunday. Bleh.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

WWE.com is, as always, the last bastion of grace, tact and dignity.

Observe this playful juxtapositioning:




PRESS IT. GIVE A TOOT FOR VINCE.

Also, take notice that while the corporate flag is at half-mast there, the American flag isn't. Could that be because it's against Federal Law to put the American flag at half-mast for someone who is faking death? Way to keep the story realistic, guys.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I highly doubt it is against the law to put the american flag at half mast for a fake death. Maybe they didn't put the flag at half mast because why do they even need to go though the trouble of doing that when only a mental patient would believe that McMahon really died.

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McMahon is dead?! OMG!!! WHAT A CRUEL WORLD.. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES...



(lmao, had to do it..)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We know it's orchestrated, and for those that don't know..

Well it was McMahon appreciation day. This is and I hate to use this term, an emo method of finding out if people do appreciate/care about you. So far he's getting his desired reaction. That's all, he's not dead/hurt or anything, and him not showing up for a long period of time could mean he's going into retirement and the real fucking up of WWE will begin.

FELIPE NO

FYI, if you're wondering how they did it, I give props to whoever managed to splice the footage together

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?