Post the contents of your purse/man-purse equivalent

I had to organize my purse today, since I had quite the tango trying to locate my keys after leaving the movie theater.

Anyway, OVERTURNED WAS MY PURSE, followed by this:



Change. Wallet. Keys. Cellphone. Receipts. Blue bag (carries pens, checkbook, chapstick, hair ties) lip gloss. SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR

Anyway so I was wondering if I could get a quick look inside your purses or pockets or whatever. SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE TUCKED AWAY I AM VERY INTERESTED

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I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN TELL YOU ALL THE GRUESOME DETAILS

Keys, phone, tobacco, skins, menthol filters, lighter, mp3 player, notepad, pen, probably some magazine BBC Wildlife or National Geographic, travel toothbrush, wallet, my hopes and dreams

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Holy fuck Seris, that's a FUCK TON of artificial sweeteners. Why keep 'em? Just wondering.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

<3<3<3 Those are probably all the sugars she stole from the restaurant we went to at the airport on the last day of the meet. Damn.

Anyways, anyone who knows me knows I dont carry a purse. Most of the times I just keep stuff in my pocket... pretty much limited to whatever cash I have, my license, debit card, and phone. Carrying my keys around with me can be a bit of a pain at times, but... eh.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's offical.

The American male has become a fucking pussy.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Real American Men™ walk around in the nude.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't usually carry a purse. I keep my wallet and cell phone in my pockets and the two keys I ever use are in my wallet.

ETA: also my pepper spray in a pocket, if I'm out walking alone or at night.

FELIPE NO

I don't see any condoms in there.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't understand why people carry so much stuff in their bags. I have a bag set up mostly for going to school, so there's not much extra in there.

Spoiler:

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I do not want to know why you have goggles, FF X-2 and lube in your bag at the same time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

because otherwise the lube would get in his eyes, duh

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Yeah, the PS2 won't take in that disc willingly, you've got to force it in and that just helps out

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Packed backpack:

Contents of backpack:

I'll probably ditch the pillow once I move, since it's difficult to sleep on the Metro. Then again, if Mo0 and I end up carpooling to work, the soothing sound of crickets will lull me to sleep.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

Up top: Glasses case and contacts. I keep these in the main pocket.

Left to right: Mauis, Kindle, water bottle, pens, and headphones.

I also typically carry a spare iPhone charger and a pack o' tissues for when I need to catch a beat on the subway and don't feel like making a mess. Alas, the charger is currently in use, and I ran out of tissues. On a related note, I've been banned from the NYC subway forever. Sucks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by sprouticus

On a related note, I've been banned from the NYC subway forever. Sucks.

Wait, what? Did you shove an old man or something?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Wait, what? Did you shove an old man or something?

It was a joke, perhaps too thickly veiled. Allow me to break it down with the boldface:

Quote:

I also typically carry a spare iPhone charger and a pack o' tissues for when I need to catch a beat on the subway and don't feel like making a mess. Alas, the charger is currently in use, and I ran out of tissues.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

(nutty didn't get it because he beats off on the train all the time and thinks nothing of it)

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The DC metro is full of animals, let me tell ya.

How ya doing, buddy?

This is what I get for skimming a post instead of reading it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

This is what I get for jo.

fixed

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Are you guys fucking serious? You guys actually carry this shit around with you?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Rex_Banner

Are you guys fucking serious? You guys actually carry this shit around with you?

Please name four things listed on this page that are actually odd.

I'm curious to see if you can actually prove you aren't just being a contrary idiot like everywhere else you post.

Not counting the lube.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

While Rex here is trying way too hard to be the Paragon Of Traditional Manliness*, Kishin's bag alone provides 4 things no normal person needs to carry around with them at all times.

*Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

While Rex here is trying way too hard to be the Paragon Of Traditional Manliness*, Kishin's bag alone provides 4 things no normal person needs to carry around with them at all times.

*Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!

I'm giving Kishin the benefit of the doubt and saying he's taking science classes at the university. Which explains everything but the lube. The game just makes me assume he has shit taste in games, which hardly makes him weird.

Big McLargeHuge

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Originally Posted by Kishin

I don't understand why people carry so much stuff in their bags. I have a bag set up mostly for going to school, so there's not much extra in there.

Spoiler:

Inside Kishins bag: A GOOD TIME (save for that copy of x-2 what the hell is the matter with you)

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