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| View Poll Results: Which is most attractive to you? | |||
| Tall (5' 8" and above) and Fat. |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Tall and shapely. Like a giggly tummy but wide hips and big breasts) |
  
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9 | 25.71% |
| Tall and athletic |
  
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9 | 25.71% |
| Tall and thin |
  
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7 | 20.00% |
| Average (5'3" to 5'8") and Fat |
  
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1 | 2.86% |
| Average and shapely |
  
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17 | 48.57% |
| Average and fit |
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22 | 62.86% |
| Average and thin |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Short (below 5'3) and fat |
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2 | 5.71% |
| Short and shapely |
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13 | 37.14% |
| Short and athletic |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Short and petite |
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9 | 25.71% |
| Black/ brown hair, Brown eyes |
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19 | 54.29% |
| Brown hair, green / hazel eyes |
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15 | 42.86% |
| Blonde hair, blue eyes |
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8 | 22.86% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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 Member 294 Level 31.22 Mar 2006 
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For Science!: The comprehensive guide to feminine attractiveness.
Peeack and I were chatting last night and the topic turned to what gets our motors running as males. He discussed his liking of curvy women -soft, a bit of belly fat and voluptuous womanliness- while I began to deliniate my preference for petite women with flat stomachs and nice 'muffin butts'. I also discovered, that both of our preferences for facial characteristics lies outside the 'norm' that is peddled by hollywood. Indeed, I've met many women in person who I feel are much more attractive than these people we always see on TV. Truthfully, personality factors into this equation as well but aside from this, there is always something that makes a guy's heart skip a beat.
The purpose of this thread is to discuss what makes women hot, for science! Posting guidelines. i) No creepy crap. I don't care if you're emo, try to be as clinical as possible. void melodramatic and sexually suggestive terms that would label you as a sexual miscreant or pervert. Keep it clean. ii) ABSOLUTELY NO PORN. Be tasteful. Also, please don't break the tables iii) Please complete all the fields and post a well thought out response. I'm going too a huge amount of work to put this together and I'll be pissed off if it is taken lightly. Besides, I really don't want it in the sewers. iv) I would like this to be an enlightening and enriching experience for people. Ladies can take the tests and answer the questions but please do not insult other people's preferences. It has been my experience that women are the harshest judges of the physical apperances. I've heard women call eachother ugly or butch when these girls are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex. Don't knock eachother or mock guys (and gals) who like fatties or sticks. We all have our tastes and if everybody liked the same thing, nobody would end up with someone they were ultimately happy with. Any posts which do not follow these guidelines will be deleted. If you find a post you are unhappy with, please report it. There are four parts to this thread, all of which are part of the process of self discovery. If you aren't willing to go through the steps, please don't post at all. 1) The poll. Which out of these discriptions do you prefer? 2) Post 2 - 5 pics of girls that you find super attractive. Obviously post smaller pics if you wish to post more. Don't break the tables. All clothing should be safe for work. No suggestive pics, please. Examples:      3) Take these tests and post your scores. * tests are requirements. The rest are just for fun. NSFW is not safe for work and may contain softcore porn. You've been warned. *Tits, Ass and Cuteness test. *Your type of girl test. * The Beautiful Face test. (some gross / disturbing pics) How Low are you Sex Standards The Perfect type of Girl NSFW The Bootyology test *Your Love Language For fun: The Ass Identification test. Can you tell if it’s a girl or guy? NSFW Do you go for face or body test. For Fun. Chubby chicks do best *sewers rated* Would you hit it? Last, for fun. SUP VG LAWL 4) Post a brief discription of what sort of personality you like in a woman. eg: I like a woman who is confident, sweet and fun. Someone who is sensitive and is willing to put up with my inane sillyness. I think it is attractive when a girl is clean and eloquent in her speach, avoiding unnecessarily colorful speech. Jam it back in, in the dark.   |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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WTF! Did you delete and remake this thread? I just spent the last who-knows-how-long doing those damn quizzes (which sucked anyway and I won't bother redoing...let's just say I prefer cute and average girls based on the findings of most of those quizzes) and writing up my explanation for who I want in a girl (though that was only a few sentences). I'll speed through that part now:
Adjectives to describe the woman for me: cute, fun, open, romantic, respectful, honest, loyal, competitive, smart. Going off my poll answers, she can't be fat but shouldn't be a rail either. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 443 Level 18.79 Mar 2006
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I can't resist the call of SCIENCE!
  (the girl I took to the formal, fuck she's cute. Fuck I look like a twat!They're pretty cute girls, not that I go for blonde hair exclusivly. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Member 1641 Level 10.58 Mar 2006
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Here, my results (I'll post more after doing the tests):
The 5 example photos you posted: 5th. Tits, Ass, and Cuteness test: 25% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, 68% Cute. Your type of girl test: The Cheerleader (62% Sexy-Cute, 82% Dark-Light, 70% Artsy-Stylish) The Beautiful Face test: The gal showed up in the final results isn't actually my type. However, the girl pictured in [Question 2, option B] wins hands down: she's really, REALLY cute. How Low Are Your Sex Standards: Impossible to please [0 out of 21]. (Yeah, yeah, I'm straight  . But I'm also picky as hell, can't help on whatever is hardwired on my subconscious)Do you go for face or body test: 94 % Face, 43 % Body, 74 % Combination The Perfect Type of Girl Test: Unsure (10% Slave, 20% Party Girl, 25% Mean Girl, 45 % Wife) I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Tek2000; Mar 18, 2006 at 04:34 PM.
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Member 2072 Level 13.42 Mar 2006
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1) The poll. Which out of these discriptions do you prefer?
Overall, I prefer small and petit. I find more girls that I see that are in this category are just insanely hot to me. 2) Post 2 - 5 pics of girls that you find super attractive. Obviously post smaller pics if you wish to post more. Don't break the tables. All clothing should be safe for work. No suggestive pics, please. Okay, I broke the rules a bit...I've got six pics       I just find all of these girls ridiculously good looking. 3) Take these tests and post your scores. * tests are requirements. The rest are just for fun. NSFW is not safe for work and may contain softcore porn. You've been warned. Tits, Ass and Cuteness test. - Skinny and Sexy. 22% Breasts, 27% Ass, 60% Cute Your type of girl test. - The Favorite Friend. 50% Cute-Sexy, 74% Dark-Light, 62% Artsy-Stylish The Beautiful Face test. - Mischa Barton. 53% Eyes, 52% Nose, 58% Mouth, 65% Sexy Cute Your Love Language - The Lover. 43% Words, 80% Touch, 15% Gifts, 9% Service 4) Post a brief discription of what sort of personality you like in a woman. I like a girl that knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to show it; someone that can be themselves no matter what others think. I also like spontinaity, doing something out of the ordinary, just because. I do like someone that likes physical activity to a degree, like biking, hiking, camping, all sorts of outdoorsy things, but also someone who can get a bowl of chips and relax to watching a movie or two; generally being lazy sometimes. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 516 Level 36.18 Mar 2006
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No love for fat chicks (except Jan, lol).
I actually expected more even results, but a lot of people like the classical paradigm of hotness, which I guess isn't incredibly surprising either. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1713 Level 11.34 Mar 2006
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I prefer tall and thin, but it doesn't really matter (unless she's chubby or fat).
Body: 11% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 60% Cute! Face: 57% Eyes, 33% Nose, 45% Mouth, 65% SexyCute Girls that are physically attractive, open-minded, not stuck on themselves, and have a good sense of humor are awesome. FELIPE NO |
Member 1928 Level 33.66 Mar 2006
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1) I like my gals to be healthy, preferably my height or shorter (I'm 5'6/5'7). Curves are good, but so ain't stickly shapes. It doesn't really matter to me, honestly; call it lack of standards or something.
2) Undisclosed until I can find a site that isn't porn that can offer the kind of women I find attractive << 3) Tits, ass, and Cuteness: Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 77% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! Your type of girl test: The Girl Next Door 58% Sexy-Cute, 53% Dark-Light, 48% Artsy-Stylish The beautiful face test: Alyson Hannigan 67% Eyes, 33% Nose, 51% Mouth, 55% SexyCute Your Love Language: Affirmative Action You scored 68% Words of Affirmation, 34% Physical Touch, 36% Giving Gifts, and 27% Acts of Service! 4) The kind of personality I like in my women are the kind that aren't extremists. I don't like my women to be mindnumbingly wishy-washy, but neither do I like them to be loud-mouthed snatch traps incapable of shutting their obnoxious gobs. I like my gals to be laid back and easy going, wise, and smart; I like being taught things and learning from my partners, as I would expect them to maybe learn something from me, also. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? 
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