This is why you're fat!

No really, This is why you're fat.

I wanna know if there's anything in here you would try or that you find appetizing. Ultimate biscuits look amazing.



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All of them except the sweet ones sound awesome. The Baconcodo and Double Bypass burger look especially so. I think I'm in lust with this site.

Also this thing

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I dunno if it would cause me to be fat or dead... or both but I would sure love to find out. (I'd replace italian sausage with regular hamburger though)

From the site I see this as something I'd definately wanna try

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A lot of this stuff looks pretty tasty, especially these wonton nachos.



I could go for some of those corn cheddar bacon pancakes too. It's too bad that one bite from half this stuff would induce a heart attack.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh GOD I went further down in the blog, like page 20, and found this...



THAT'S BACON FUCKING POUTINE!

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've had bacon poutine before, and damn, it's delicious. [Assuming you use the proper cheese and gravy to make it.]

Anyway, yeah! Some of the stuff on there just looks plain AWESOME. Some of it though... I dunno. Seems like it would be pretty nasty.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Breakfast is the greatest meal of the day so the things that tickle my fancy are like the Spanky Cristo. The royal flush looks disgusting but sounds sooo good

And the Rubix cubewich is so adorable

FELIPE NO

Most of that stuff looks truly disgusting. I'm not a big eater at the best of times but looking through a few pages of that site has put me off my lunch. I'll admit though that I did laugh at the deep fried burger on a stick.



Edit: Some of the stuff on this site looks marginally less gross.

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Most of them look nasty enough to make me gag, but that one and the toasted ravioli look okay.



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I've had fried ravioli before. It was pretty good.

Fried twinkie was way better, though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Dear god, the Pizza Burger... my boyfriend wants to make one for his leaving party. Naturally I won't be able to eat any being a vegetarian but if he actually does it, I'll have to report back.

Shin, as much as it's blasphemy, insanewiches have tempted me with the hotdog sushi. For those of you who didn't know, vegetarian hotdogs taste pretty much the same as normal ones, not surprising since they probably contain the same amount of meat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've had the deep-fried/breaded ravioli before. There's a few local restaurants around here that sell it. And damn, it's delicious.

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To be honest I don't know why the toasted ravioli is on there. Sure it's not the most healthy thing, but it's not really an extreme food. I've had it (I've also made it) and it's quite tasty.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't understand why Spam Musubi is there, either. It's surely not the most healthy thing, but it's way healthy compared to some of the other entries...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Almost everything on that site made me and my co-workers gag in disgust. However, the one thing that made me lose my appetite was the Fool's Gold Loaf.



The best part about this is that, according to its quarter-assed Wikipedia entry, the Colorado restaurant that invented this.... thing... priced it at close to $100... because it comes with a bottle of Dom Pérignon.

What a FINE ESTABLISHMENT that must be!

FELIPE NO

OMG this. Fantastic.

Also, the Oreo Stuff Dip is awful looking, but I'm sure it's tasty as hell.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Before I visited this "This is why you're fat" page, my only knowledge of excessive fats, meats and/or sugars was the Luther Burger. Most of these put the Luther Burger to shame, which is no mean feat. I mean, some are absolutely disgusting and elicited an actual 'oh my god' from me as I was scrolling through the pages (see: Meat Bread). Though I would by lying if I said nothing appealed to me. Like the Donut Fries; Tempura Bacon; and the Oreo Donut.



You've just gotta laugh at things like "Lardz: Deep fried lard balls topped with sugar". And I love how things are put on sticks, like the burger mentioned above. So it's not only a deep fried cheeseburger.

But a deep fried cheeseburger on-a-stick. The stick suffix just seems to add thousands of calories to the food.

Gluttony thy name is man.

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Are you kidding? I'd eat all of that. I've browsed through ten pages or so, and there's nothing I wouldn't. I only stopped because I was getting hungry, and food is almost 3 hours away.

Not that I'm too fat at 136 lbs, I probably should eat all of that. Before I disappear entirely.


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There is a burger stand in my hometown that sells just about anything deep fried. My favorite things are Fried Brocoli/Cheese bites and fried cheddar cheese cubes. They haven't contributed to my fatness though. That was chickfila + one semester of hibernation at Ole Miss. Literally.

Most of these pictures make me want to puke up the spagetti i just ate. They literally look like you cut open an animal and just let it sit for a couple of days, then threw some mustard and mayo on it.

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Saw this today on there and had to share. Cheesecake Parfait. Damn that looks good.

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Those... Look like sticks of butter.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That's an awesome row of redexes mate.

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i call this The MegaMac is Puny

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I can attest to these being delicious. We eat them for overnighter breakfast every week at camp. Never had one with cheese though.... yet.

I'm pretty sure the only thing i haven't seen deep fried is some kind of salad. but i haven't looked very hard, either, so it might be out there.

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