Happy Independence Day

America!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm gonna rise up

I'm gonna kick a little ass

I'm gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A.

I'm gonna climb a mountain

I'm gonna sew a flag

I'm gonna fly on an eagle

I'm gonna kick some butt

I'm gonna drive big trucks

I'm gonna rule this world

I'm gonna kick some ass

I'm gonna rise up

Gonna kick a little ass



Rock, Flag and Eagle!!!

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America!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I propose a Club Drink On today. Anyone willing to participate?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The terrorists win if this thread doesn't get more posts than the Canada Day thread.

I was speaking idiomatically.

We can't allow that. They are but a hat. A really neat hat.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

A really neat hat.

Also, FUCK YEAH, AMERICA! =D

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

The terrorists win if this thread doesn't get more posts than the Canada Day thread.

Posting so America wins. And also, because Canada sucks.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Helping out this pro-America initiative. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an eagle trapped on my balcony that I need to salute.

How ya doing, buddy?

I can't think of anything more American on the 4th of July than the U.S. Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps. Fuck. Yes.















Even the Pope knows what's up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

I can't think of anything more American on the 4th of July than the U.S. Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps. Fuck. Yes.

American? Yes. Tasty and delicious? No.

Apple pie is both.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

I can't think of anything more American on the 4th of July than the U.S. Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps. Fuck. Yes.

It would be more American if they weren't dressed like a bunch of fucking Redcoats.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, that is rather odd. =I

Still snazzy though.

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Posting post that ties with Canada thread.

In celebration of our Independence Day, I ate lots of food, got shoved in a pool with my clothes on, dried myself off by going fast on my motorcycle, watched fireworks set off on our mall's roof, and was reminded numerous times of me singledom by relatives asking me if I had a boyfriend.

HOORAY AMERICA.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

:canadabeat:

How could we not win? No one even knows what the fuck Canada Day is.

FELIPE NO

I'll tell you what day it isn't

TODAY. That's what.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

American? Yes. Tasty and delicious? No.

Apple pie is both.

Invented in England in the 14th Century.

I suppose America itself was technically invented in England too though so I see the relevance.

Other things invented in England and therefore, epitomising the very essence of Americanism include: Selective breeding, the planet Uranus, sunspots, Buckminsterfullerene, solar power, meterology, pencils, the internet, stereo, text messaging, computers, mp3 players, polyester, the police, The Police, iris recognition, steam power, disk brakes, sewers, custard, sandwiches, jellied eels, Marmite, lawn mowers, postage stamps, colour blindness, viagra, bouncing bombs, stun grenades, cinematography, the equals sign, atomic theory, calculus, time and gravity.

This is of course just a small list of all the incredible gifts British engineers and scientists have given to the world so that America can use them as iconic imagery on the day they celebrate distancing themselves from the people who invented them.

God bless the U.S.A.



How ya doing, buddy?

More like we kicked your collective ass in the revolution and stole all your stuff just to drive the point home. Your pies are ours now, limey.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

Invented in England in the 14th Century.

I suppose America itself was technically invented in England too though so I see the relevance.

Other things invented in England and therefore, epitomising the very essence of Americanism include: Selective breeding, the planet Uranus, sunspots, Buckminsterfullerene, solar power, meterology, pencils, the internet, stereo, text messaging, computers, mp3 players, polyester, the police, The Police, iris recognition, steam power, disk brakes, sewers, custard, sandwiches, jellied eels, Marmite, lawn mowers, postage stamps, colour blindness, viagra, bouncing bombs, stun grenades, cinematography, the equals sign, atomic theory, calculus, time and gravity.

This is of course just a small list of all the incredible gifts British engineers and scientists have given to the world so that America can use them as iconic imagery on the day they celebrate distancing themselves from the people who invented them.

God bless the U.S.A.

That's fine and dandy, but good luck with the aftermath of your apple pie and Marmite without good old American toilet paper. Without us, you'd still be wiping your ass with sheep's wool (maybe you still do, who am I to judge?)

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we should steal their sheep wool butt wipers too

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

we should steal their sheep wool butt wipers too

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

More like we kicked your collective ass in the revolution and stole all your stuff just to drive the point home. Your pies are ours now, limey.

I'm pretty sure that some of those inventions are post-war. Anyway, we share our stuff with you, as a constant reminder of what an awesome country you're missing out on swearing fealty to.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?