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It wouldn't be much trouble for me to give it to him, if he's interested.
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Pang may even want to read some of it. He reads everything, you know. FELIPE NO |
Actually, despite his persona, it seems to me that Pang would be an amicable (although perhaps antisocial) guy in real life.
Anywho, I can give it to multiple people, since it's only data, not an actual book. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
About the drinking thing - I think noone here will try to make you an alcoholic. But one drink won't have a big impact on your life. Just try it, maybe you like it, maybe you don't. If you don't know what to order, try an alcopop. It's like lemonade, just that it destroys brain cells. Personally I hate beer with a passion but that's my taste. Another thing: Do you also base the "I-can't-find-friends"-theory on the fact that you don't drink alcohol?
Again, this whole post is not meant to be disrespectful. The others brought some very inspiring advice. Please, do something about your life. The way you live it at the moment you just throw it away. Most amazing jew boots |
And how many "friends" do you think Pang has? Case closed. ^_^ There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is that he seems like a loner by choice. This book is mostly for people who frequently piss other people off and don't understand why. Or for people who want to know what to do in order to climb the ladder at work.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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And it really couldn't help our dear friend Dope here. Maybe we could create a hobby for him in reading. Thats a completely valid hobby, no? (I don't even know anymore) And PeePee, I have no idea. ;_; I was speaking idiomatically. |
If you're going to buy a book, I recommend the one I linked to at buy.com. It has two of his best books together in hardback for about as much as you'd pay for one of them in paperback. If I was on my desktop I'd send you the text file I made with my favorite passages from the book. Here's one of the lines that struck me the most while reading the book (I remembered enough of this one to google for it).
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Dopefish, here's the bottom line. If you whine in real life about your situation half as much as you've done in this thread, no one is going to want to be around you. You have to be positive.
I've noticed a trend among young people - especially boys - to try to win sympathy points by wallowing in self-pity. The harsh truth is, that doesn't work. Any girl with an ounce of self-respect is going to be repulsed by a guy who constantly harps about how lonely and socially inept he is. Tell people often enough how much you suck and pretty soon they'll start to believe it. FELIPE NO |
Thankfully I'm not as bad in real life as I am on here.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
How old are you, Dope?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Twenty-two.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Perfect. This weekend, go to a bar with some friends, get some alcohol in you and try approaching some girls. Let us know how it goes, too.
Scenario: You're playing pool, darts or whatever, and you see group of girls playing too. Go over and ask if they can teach you some pointers, or (if you can play) offer advice. Introduce yourself. Ask what the girls' (preferably the one you're most interested in) are into, where they work, how old they are, etc. Tell them some of yours. In general, it's a good idea to stay away from politics and religion for topics. (Some say you should NEVER bring either of these topics up in a bar, actually.) Don't talk about previous love interests, either. (Will make it seem like you're still into them.) As people are saying, just TRY SOMETHING. Try the book. Try talking to some women you don't know. Seriously. This isn't an exact science. (Thankfully.) You can't screw up if you don't try, but you can't succeed without trying, either. Loneliness is worse than rejection. (Tell yourself that if you get discouraged from approaching girls.) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
AWESOME PLAN. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
More excuses?
Actually, that's good, too. They can be the designated driver. That, and he (probably) won't be stealing any of your prospects. I was speaking idiomatically. |
He doesn't have a license.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
You just want attention, don't you?
FELIPE NO |
I don't see YOU resisting either way...
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
So that's a yes. Everyone should just stop trying to help you, you don't seem to like anyone's advice anyhow.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Well, now that you've admitted you're doing it just for attention, perhaps the right *cough* authorities could step in.
And I am not talking about staff, either. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I haven't said anything. But this topic is dead anyway.
How ya doing, buddy? |
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