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Here's a big surprise: it'll be DSiWare or for PC.
There's nowhere I can't reach. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
I'm predicting App Store.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Maybe this is the big launch title the Phantom has been waiting for.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Sonic 4.
So they admit everything that came after Sonic 3 & Knuckles doesn't exist. I was speaking idiomatically. |
I've never been a big Sonic fan, so I don't really care about this one unless it turns out to be good. Rush and Rush Adventure were alright, so it's possible. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
:| FELIPE NO |
The number one way to trick people into buying a bad game is to make it a numbered entry in a series that was once good.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Hear that, Sonic? This is it. Your last chance. Italics. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You know I'm talking about the sleight of hand of releasing plenty of unnumbered installments and then, after a long interlude, finally reverting to the old sequence in a triumphant cry of "Ah ah! But Now we mean business!"
Most amazing jew boots |
And since 2003 there have been numerous FF spin offs but only one numbered game in 2006 and another one due out in a month. In both of those interludes there was piles upon piles of offshot shit. They've done it more than once. And it seems to be working for them.
And SEGA is going to do it more than once with Sonic. They've just got a much longer fuck-you-in-the-ass time frame going on. I'm sure as soon as they figure out it will work, they'll do it more often. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Also, Episode 1, really? I like how they've realised that no one will buy a full Sonic title any more, but if they release a regular sized game in 6 small chunks all priced $10, well what do you know. I have more faith in Sonic Mario Kart Racing than this. I mean, yeah it's great and all that they've gone back to do a side-scrolling title and ditched the huge assortment of random characters they had, but they've been so out of touch with what made Sonic work for so long I doubt they can pull it off even when they're vaguely attempting the right thing. I'm willing to be proven wrong, I just don't see it happening. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Eh, the Rush games weren't too bad and the first Advance title was pretty decent, so it's not like they can't make a good 2D offering, they've just been too busy focusing on everything that's wrong with the series for entirely too long.
FELIPE NO #654: Braixen |
Leaked Gameplay Videos
It looks...okay. It just reminds me of the DS games except it's on one large screen instead of two little screens. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Yeah, I was watching a couple of those videos earlier. It seems like Sonic's sense of speed which made the first three games great seem to be lost in this... It's like he's just skipping along the course.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I almost feel sorry for the Chetards today. They never cope very well with our April Fools pranks at the best of times, this must be like hell for them.
no homo |
The speed of the animation are too slow, as soon as it got that classic blurrfeet it looked quite good. But at the start up looks weird i agree.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Would it be uncharitable of me to suggest that if it bothers 'em so much, they're welcome to find another forum without such shenanigans? I am not saying I want anyone to leave, but then... I can't bring myself to feel too much sympathy for anyone who can't take a fucking joke.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Here's my nomination:
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance I was speaking idiomatically. |
The leaked video of the mine cart level is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Is this a birthday thread or an invitation?
Additional Spam: Let's see if this one moves. FELIPE NO
Last edited by S_K; Apr 1, 2010 at 09:44 AM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Damn Chz thought of everything
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Edit: lolz best event ever How ya doing, buddy? |
I'm glad these tests of the system have proven educational
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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