[Burger] The Ultra Street Fighter 4 Burger Challenge

Step 1. A bunch of us get together to play Ultra.
Step 2. Every time you lose a match on the Diner stage, you add 1 to your Burger Quotient.
Step 3. You go to meet next year and eat that number of burgers (in a single sitting).

Burger Amendment 1: On Pinball Wizardry

Two burgers shall ever be the WAGES OF MARS. Whomever both punches and REIGNS OVER MARS* shall assign the fate of these Pinburgers, and so shall the Martian soil be stained forever with the blood of the punched. If the title of MARS LORD is seized by a nonpuncher, the burgers will not be shifted 'til next a puncher shall take the throne.

*has the current high score among us on the Mars table on Pinball FX2.

Amendment 1 repealed as of January 1

Burger Amendment 2: Conservation of Burgers

As of the creation of the 52nd burger, the total number of burgers shall be frozen until such time as a 14th burger-holder enters the rankings (whereupon the burger cap will increase to 56, and etc). Future burgers earned will be deducted from the burger count of the match winner. Burgers are no longer created. In the event of the match winner having no burgers, said match winner may be allowed to enter a state of Negative Burger).

Burger Tally

Pang : 10 + 2 Lag Burgers
Acer: 8
Diss: 5 + 1 Angry Burger
Term: 6
Shade: 2 + 2 Pin Burgers
^___^: 3
Garr: 3
Mo0: 3
SuperSonic: 3
Rasputin : 2
Capo: 1
Juan: 1 Angry Burger
Hawkeye: 1 Lag Burger
Pack: 1

Total: 54 Burgers (or burger-equivalents) out of possible 56

GLOSSARY

Angry Burger: As standard burger, except adapted to be unbearably hot and spicy via means as yet undetermined. Granted by loss in an Angry Diner match (a match containing only Oni, Akuma, or Evil Ryu).
Lag Burger: As standard burger, but eaten in a slow, jerky, uncoordinated fashion. You must mash the burger into your face at least once. Granted by loss in a Diner match that was badly hampered by lag.
Pin Burger: As standard burger, but flipped into one's mouth with an implement (the burger must be in midair briefly). Granted by punishment from the Lord of Mars.
Perfect Burger: As standard burger, but the largest possible variety of that burger and with all available toppings in the maximum amounts. Granted by a Double Perfect loss in a Diner match.
Burrito: Literally a burrito and not just a weird burrito-esque burger. Ideally of roughly the same bulk as the standard burger. Probably should be a beef burrito for consistency's sake. Granted by loss to El Fuerte in a Diner match.
Shiny Burger: NATURE UNDETERMINED (sugar glazing?). Granted by losing a Diner match by 2 Ultra Finishes at the hand of Dan's Ultra 1 (Shisso Buraiken).

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chz and i do a thing:

[03:24] <CHz> Acerrrrrrrr
[03:24] <AcerBandit> chz
[03:24] <AcerBandit> wattup
[03:24] <CHz> 23:29 <+Diss> Who has the .psds for the thread icons?
[03:24] <CHz> 23:30 <+Diss> Like :plant: etc
[03:24] <CHz> 23:30 <+Diss> We need a new one
[03:24] <CHz> 23:30 <@CHz> Acer
[03:24] <CHz> 23:30 <+Diss> AnnieM
[03:24] <CHz> 23:35 <+Diss> Damn
[03:24] <CHz> 23:35 <+Diss> I need one that looks like plant
[03:24] <CHz> 23:35 <+Diss> But instead of plants, it is burgers
[03:25] <AcerBandit> oh boy
[03:25] <AcerBandit> gotta see if i have those
[03:27] <AcerBandit> hmmmm so far no dice on my laptop
[03:27] <AcerBandit> i'll have to check other places
[03:27] <CHz> Places on the list: the fridge, underneath a rock, Mexico
[03:28] <AcerBandit> those are silly places i won't find it at
[03:29] <CHz> I don't know how you're so confident.
[03:35] <AcerBandit> alright i think i found it
[03:35] <CHz> =o
[03:36] <AcerBandit> i'll need to compare to other tags i guess
[03:36] <AcerBandit> is it simply just a burger?
[03:36] <CHz> You'd have to ask Diss because it's the punch crew's joke.
[03:36] <CHz> He didn't seem like he cared that it be a specific burger.
[03:57] <AcerBandit>
[03:58] <AcerBandit> actually hold on
[03:58] <AcerBandit> this thing has a lot of layers
[03:59] <AcerBandit>
[04:00] <AcerBandit> it's a bit brighter
[04:01] <AcerBandit> moved the burgers a few layers lower
[04:01] <AcerBandit> honestly not sure which i like more
[04:01] <AcerBandit> the first one might pop a little more not sure
[04:02] <AcerBandit> but not sure
[04:02] <AcerBandit> second one probably blends better
[04:02] <AcerBandit> do you like the diner checkerboard background?
[04:04] <AcerBandit> a compromise of both versions!
[04:04] <AcerBandit>
[04:05] <AcerBandit> alright well i've done my job
[04:05] <CHz> 2 the burgers seem kind of radioactive
[04:06] <AcerBandit> looool
[04:06] <AcerBandit> the ones in the background?
[04:06] <CHz> The brightness compared to the first
[04:06] <AcerBandit> loool
[04:06] <AcerBandit> 3 is best you think?
[04:06] <CHz> Yeah I think so
[04:06] <AcerBandit> cool
[04:07] <AcerBandit> lol guess where the burgers come from
[04:07] <CHz> Where?
[04:08] <AcerBandit> not gonna guess?
[04:08] <AcerBandit> it's a chain is your clue
[04:08] <AcerBandit> one not really famous for their food
[04:08] <CHz> Radio Shack
[04:08] <AcerBandit> but their desserts
[04:09] <CHz> Still Radio Shack
[04:09] <AcerBandit> oh that is a terrible guess
[04:09] <AcerBandit> gonna just tell you
[04:09] <AcerBandit> http://www.dairyqueen.com/PageFiles/...th=&height=810
[04:09] <CHz> Yes
[04:10] <CHz> That was going to be my sixth guess
[04:10] <AcerBandit> nice
[04:10] <AcerBandit> pretty nice of them to have png images of food
[04:10] <AcerBandit> that big
[04:11] <AcerBandit> where did diss even want that thread tag to be used?
[04:12] <CHz> I assume this one Pang's Violence Basement - Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis
[04:12] <AcerBandit> nice
[04:12] <AcerBandit> http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/pa...challenge.html
[04:13] <CHz> Yeah I gave that thread the new tag
[04:13] <AcerBandit> yeah you did
[04:15] <CHz> Yeah I did

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Magnificent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Given the fact I lose errytime all the time (I CAN LOSE ALL DAY, WINSTON. ALL DAY.) I may die if I take part in this.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was speaking idiomatically.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I like burgers, and I like Street Fighter. How do I make this happen. Like, do I uppercut the burger?

FELIPE NO

Step 1. A bunch of us get together to play Ultra.
Step 2. Every time you lose a match on the diner stage, you add 1 to your Burger Quotient.
Step 3. You go to meet next year and eat that number of burgers.
Step 4. We all attend Deni's funeral.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The premise of the Burger Challenge is simple.

For each fight (against another GFF member) that you lose on the Diner stage, 1 Burger is added to your score. Next June during Meet, each of us must eat (in one sitting) a number of burgers equal to those we have earned via our bad, incompetent street fighting.

Those who do not attend Meet may participate, but if you agree to join the Burger Challenge, you will be expected to provide video evidence of your compliance to the Burger Rule within the 1-week window of Meet. Or else: weak, ineffectual consequences!

If you are able to uppercut a burger in mid-air in such a way that it lands in your mouth, it shall count as 1.25 burgers.

e: f;b

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is this the first year you guys are doing this, or was this done at the past meet but no one talks about it because they had to hide the body.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Garr and I were talking about that last night; does it only count during bigger group play, or even individually? Cause if it's just the times that two of us are playing it means there's gonna be a lot of burgers for some people. It also means that Garr has earned a burger.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Is this the first year you guys are doing this, or was this done at the past meet but no one talks about it because they had to hide the body.

We don't talk about the Burger Basement.

Originally Posted by Team End Piece AND Team Shave

Garr and I were talking about that last night; does it only count during bigger group play, or even individually? Cause if it's just the times that two of us are playing it means there's gonna be a lot of burgers for some people. It also means that Garr has earned a burger.

As long as both parties concur that a burger-eligible combat happened, I see no reason to limit the burger tally to large punchfests. Give the man his burger.

How ya doing, buddy?

Garr can correct me since it's his Potential Burger but at the time I believe we agreed to forego burgering since we were just experimenting with different things rather than actually fighting. I'll leave him off the list for now unless he feels differently.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Does you guys do random select on stage and if Diner comes up it comes up, or is there a stage select metagame of whether or not someone picks Diner?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We almost always random; I don't think anyone's ever deliberately picked the diner before. I don't imagine anyone wants to open that can of worms, because once it happens you'd have revenge diner selections going on and it would quickly turn into everyone has to eat literally a thousand burgers.

FELIPE NO

Thinking about this, I don't think I've won on Diner stage yet.

Now Deep Jungle... THATS a stage.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm horrified by what I think could be your implication for the loser on that stage.

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For every match lost in Inland Jungle, simulate the heat, humidity and biodiversity of the rainforest by drinking a glass of hot tub water.

For every match lost in Pitch-Black Jungle, as above, but alone in the dark in the Murder Basement.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

See, this is great, but I want to eat burgers next year, so this complicates things.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What, are you giving up on Rolento already?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Crap, I was actually picking the Drive-In stage from time to time because it's one of my favorites. I'll try to remember not to do that from now on...



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by The Leaky Luchador

For every match lost in Inland Jungle, simulate the heat, humidity and biodiversity of the rainforest by drinking a glass of hot tub water.

For every match lost in Pitch-Black Jungle, as above, but alone in the dark in the Murder Basement.

Blast Furnace: Piping hot spicy soup.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This is a dark path to go down.

FELIPE NO

Only if you lose in Pitch-black Jungle.

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Since this is apparently the Ultra bullshit thread: Announcement: Opt-in beta patch on August 20th :: Ultra Street Fighter IV General Discussions

Quote:

Announcement: Opt-in beta patch on August 20th
Hello Street Fighter fans,

The Street Fighter team has heard the community feedback and is aware that players are reporting issues with the quality of the online experience in Ultra Street Fighter IV for PC. We are working hard to ensure that players have the best online experience possible and we’ve made several targeted fixes to address these issues.

We are happy to confirm that an open beta program will begin on Wednesday, August 20 and we’d like to request your support and participation in testing the online experience yourselves.

Due to the complex nature of network testing, it’s often quite difficult to catch these issues until the game has been released to a very large network environment. Similarly, we feel that our best chance to accurately determine the cause and quickly provide a fix is to use large scale beta testing that will provide us with accurate “real-world” results.

We greatly appreciate your participation in this beta test and thank you for your understanding in how difficult it is to replicate this type of test environment.

Thank you,

== The Street Fighter Team ==

P.S. I'll post detailed instructions on the opt-in process this Wednesday when the beta branch goes live. Please stay tuned!

-wbacon

We get to opt in for a beta of online fixes weeks post launch. Videogames!

Jam it back in, in the dark.