Dealbreakers

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You must be so proud.

You must be so proud to be such a cunt.
Honestly, that was the cuntiest move I've ever seen.

"This thread isn't about debating." "It's a thread where you LIST your dealbreakers."

Big deal, his/her girlfriend/boyfriend picking their nose and having bad breath doesn't bother them. Who cares if it bothers you? You're not dating her.

Stop being a snide cunt.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What movie?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I guess my only real dealbreaker would be if whoever I'm dating was a drug addict. I don't know why, I know plenty of people or have had friends in the past who were regular pot smokers, shroomers, probably into crack and saliva, and they were all fine people... But my ex (ha ha!) did pot and I just put my foot down on that shit. "YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT WHILE I'M DATING YOU SO PUT THAT PIPE AWAY FAGGOT"

Otherwise, nothing really bugs me too much. I'm sure my passive-agressive behavior, feigning of ignorance or general lack of opinion probably drives people nuts, but it's not like I'm not an independant individual. I just don't speak up unless my opinion is wanted or needed.

Mostly I just hate listening to myself talk so, you know, I won't.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

What movie?

Apparently you're not only a cunt, but you're dumb as AIDS.

I said "MOVE".

Go up and read my post. Maybe put on your glasses, you crotchety old hag.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Reznor

Apparently you're not only a cunt, but you're dumb as AIDS.

I said "MOVE".

Go up and read my post. Maybe put on your glasses, you crotchety old hag.

Requesting split for the Sewers, just to see more of this.

FELIPE NO

You've sure got a lot of rage.

I hear that for some people, frequent displays of intense rage would be a dealbreaker.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Reznor

Apparently you're not only a cunt, but you're dumb as AIDS.

I said "MOVE".

Oh shit. My bad. It's past my bedtime and apparently I've lost my ability to read.

Quote:

Go up and read my post. Maybe put on your glasses, you crotchety old hag.

FYI - I am crotchety and old, but I'm not a hag. Get your facts straight if you're going to insult me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dealbreakers for me would be---
1. Bad hygiene. Sometimes the smell of your partner is very attractive, but there's a line, and that line connects the shower head to the water supply!
2. Lack of self confidence. I like a girl who is bubbly and talkative, likes to have fun and generally is very forward and approchable.
3. Smile. If she hasn't got a nice smile, I'm not attracted!

My own dealbreakers... Really it's all about finding a girl that just likes/loves you AND your flaws. But I suppose, from the general jist of the thread mine would be---
1. My drug use and drinking. I'm not an addict by any means, but I do take Pills, Coke and MDMA, and I do drink when I go out, and sometimes get very drunk! But saying that, I only really do drugs when I go to big Drum & Bass nights, and that only happens about once a month!
2. My swearing. I swear quite a lot, but it's not like I'm incapable of having a conversation without swearing. I just like to use swear words because I see them as an extension of the language. Also because when I make a point I quite often want to put as much fucking emphasis on it as I shitting well can.
3. Some people find me a bit overwhelming (so I'm told) and I have a tendancy to be very excitable and over the top, but really I'm just a playful little thing!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by russ

You've sure got a lot of rage.

I hear that for some people, frequent displays of intense rage would be a dealbreaker.

Russ, baby.

Girls love the rage in the bedroom.

Intense and passionate. Who could ask for anything more?

Double Post:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Oh shit. My bad. It's past my bedtime and apparently I've lost my ability to read.

FYI - I am crotchety and old, but I'm not a hag. Get your facts straight if you're going to insult me.

Maybe you shouldn't post if it's past your bedtime. Senior citizens need all the rest they can get. I wouldn't want you to trip and fall and break your brittle old hag hip.

Do you think I care about what you are or aren't? Do you think I'd honestly take the time to get to know you?

Psshaw, you're worthless.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Why are you here again?

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

Why are you here again?

I'd like to ask you the same question.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Reznor, either fix your attitude and stop being a whiny little shit or leave.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Reznor

Do you think I care about what you are or aren't? Do you think I'd honestly take the time to get to know you?

Psshaw, you're worthless.

HAHAHA! As if I'd let you get to know me if you wanted to.

This is LeHah's schtick, and you're going to have to come up with some other insults besides "dumb cunt" if you're going to keep up with him. You've worn that one out, dickless.

Now post your dealbreakers or GTFO.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Now that would be hilarious, although I'd have to turn off every light in a 10-mile radius and he'd probably smother my bitchy ass with a pillow afterward.

Kudos, madame. Laughed out loud at that, I did. Though nadi is right. We're clearly secretly in lust.

P.S.

Originally Posted by Trent Angstnor[/quote

Maybe you shouldn't post if it's past your bedtime. Senior citizens need all the rest they can get. I wouldn't want you to trip and fall and break your brittle old hag hip.

Do you think I care about what you are or aren't? Do you think I'd honestly take the time to get to know you?

Psshaw, you're worthless.

Who is this guy and why is he biting off LeHah and myself like this?


P.P.S.

ALICE. GET THE HELL OFF MY LEHAH MOCKERY BRAINWAVE.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Lord Styphon

Reznor, either fix your attitude and stop being a whiny little shit or leave.

I guess you're right, Styphon. I'll quit before I get StyphOWNED.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I like how people can be so ruthless to the new people like Reznor for example.

It took me an entire year for me to build up my rep.

It's not easy being new.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Reznor

I guess you're right, Styphon. I'll quit before I get StyphOWNED.

So which dupe is it? Any takers?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

HAHAHA! As if I'd let you get to know me if you wanted to.

This is LeHah's schtick, and you're going to have to come up with some other insults besides "dumb cunt" if you're going to keep up with him. You've worn that one out, dickless.

Now post your dealbreakers or GTFO.

Try, I've been here just as long as LeHah.
You know who I am, trust me.

I'm not ripping off anybody's schtick.

A name change does not make me a noob.

Do you think Tails or TEAM AWESOME would've made a thread (in memorial) about my banning, if in fact, I was a noob?

Think again, you have a brain, use it.

As for dealbreakers,

I can't deal with somebody who tells me they'll do something and never follows through. This is a major. Even if it is a minor thing, like say, giving me a call, I get annoyed. My friends know not to tell me "I'll give you a call" and instead say "I'll probably give you a call" if in fact they don't know if they'll call for sure.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Kudos, madame. Laughed out loud at that, I did. Though nadi is right. We're clearly secretly in lust.

P.S.

Who is this guy and why is he biting off LeHah and myself like this?


P.P.S.

ALICE. GET THE HELL OFF MY LEHAH MOCKERY BRAINWAVE.

Deni, you know who I am, exactly who I am.
I've been here as long as you (IIRC) and you'll think to yourself "Why didn't I figure that out" when you find out who I am.

I'm not biting off anybody.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I would say Rasputin, but he didn't hate me. =/

Anyway, if you're openly admitting to being banned, why are you still here?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well I can't think of anybody who is near as much of a dick as my boy LeHah... so I officially lose interest until the truth comes out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I would say Rasputin, but he didn't hate me. =/

Anyway, if you're openly admitting to being banned, why are you still here?

I was banned when GFF came back up. Check the banned members thread.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Well I can't think of anybody who is near as much of a dick as my boy LeHah... so I officially lose interest until the truth comes out.

Depends, Deni. Can you keep a Canadian secret?

EDIT: Just thought of another dealbreaker, extreme immaturity. I cannot deal with that either. Hyperness is fine, as long as the girl isn't always hyper. If I wanted to date somebody that reminded me of a little girl, I'd go out and date a little girl.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Kudos, madame. Laughed out loud at that, I did. Though nadi is right. We're clearly secretly in lust.

Of course I'm right. What else would I be? =p

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Reznor

Depends, Deni. Can you keep a Canadian secret?

I kept the secret of our secret stores of maple syrup powered hockey-rockets hidden under Halifax harbour, didn't I?

...

Fuck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I kept the secret of our secret stores of maple syrup powered hockey-rockets hidden under Halifax harbour, didn't I?

...

Fuck.

Almost... Thank God you kept the secret about our glorious women and how American women pale in comparison.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Reznor

If I wanted to date somebody that reminded me of a little girl, I'd go out and date a little girl.

Sup VG.


A dealbreaker for me is a woman who is closeminded in the area that is my career discipline at school right now. A girl who knows nothing about music and likes crappy boybands would drive me to distraction since I couldn't deal listening to that all the time.
Another dealbreaker is IQ. It's shallow, but I like a girl with her wits about her.

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