[News] IS YOUR BODY READY? Nintendo E3 Conference '10

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Live Streams:
Official: http://e3.nintendo.com/
Gametrailers: http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/nintendo
Gamespot: http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/?tag=hotslot
IGN: http://e3.ign.com/2010/live/

Liveblogs:
Gamespy: http://wii.gamespy.com/articles/109/1096398p1.html
IGN: http://au.wii.ign.com/articles/109/1095680p1.html
Gearlog: http://www.gearlog.com/2010/06/e3_20...ntendo_med.php
Pixelated Geek: http://pixelatedgeek.com/2010/06/e3-...nce-live-blog/

Aggregate feeds:
E3Feed: http://e3feed.com/

Things expected to show up:
- Nintendo 3DS unveiling
- Zelda Wii
- Golden Sun DS detailed
- Metroid: Other M information
- Retro Studios rumored to be working on a Donkey Kong game
- Wii Vitality sensor - will it finally serve a purpose?
- Talk of market dominance and expanded audience.

Here's hoping this will be both hilarious and awesome this year. Discuss shit in this thread, yo~

Jam it back in, in the dark.

When Link raises the Skyward Sword, players can actually hear him scream "I HAVE THE POWER" through the Wii remote's speaker

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Okay, I don't even know what to say about Kirby's Epic Yarn.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Kirby's Epic Yarn is the new Yoshi's Island. Calling it right here.

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Oh my god.

Sony doesn't have shit on Nintendo. They set the bar so high with this conference.

I'm legit excited for the 3DS now.

Also, can I get a picture of that creepy Reggie laugh during that video?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

-Zelda looks cool, although kinda janky. I guess we'll find out shortly with the hands on people are getting right now if it was just interference problems or not.
-Mario Sports Mix could be cool I guess?
-Golden Sun looks fine.
-Kirby looks fucking badass
-I am eating crow on Epic Mickey, I thought it looked like shit in the GI reveal, but it looks awesome now.
-Could care less about Goldeneye and DKC, but they look fine.
-That entire 3DS Iwata/Miyamoto/Reggie video is so unbelievably ripe for .gifs
-3DS looks sexy, and that stable of games/franchises coming to it could be ballin' (new RE, MGS, Professor Layton, Saints Row wtf)
-I actually have never cared about Kid Icarus (and still don't), but I do think it's kinda funny that they actually finally did one. Most importantly graphically it looks good; almost or on par with a Wii game, and that's for a 3DS game. So I'm more interested in the fact that if that's a realistic benchmark, I am totally hyped for play games on the 3DS that have wii-level capable graphics.

All in all this was miles better than last year's show; minimal sales and casual talk, no Carrie, no Vitality Sensor. I am legitimately hyped for the 3DS now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, the press conference was nice and all, but there were still something I found was missing from it all.


They've been working hard on franchises like Mario (2 Super Mario Galaxy titles in a 2-year span, 3 sports-related Mario titles in the past 4 years), Zelda (2 Wii Zelda titles in a 5-year span), and they've just revived Donkey Kong and Kirby, but at the same time...

It's been 6 years since the last release of an F-Zero title, you know, back on GAMECUBE and GBA!! Also, a bit over 5 years for a new "console" Star Fox title. It's been rumored and "interested in" for 3 years now.

I was seriously hoping 2010 would be the year we got an announcement on one, or the other, or both.

FELIPE NO

HOLY SHIT list of 3DS games coming from Nintendo's press kit

Activision Publishing, Inc.
DJ Hero® 3D

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ATLUS
Etrian Odyssey
Shin Megami Tensei
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor

Capcom
RESIDENT EVIL® REVELATIONS
SUPER STREET FIGHTER IV 3D Edition (name not final)

Electronic Arts
FIFA Soccer
Madden NFL
The Sims™ 3
Gameloft
Asphalt GT

Harmonix
Music game

HUDSON SOFT
Bomberman franchise
DECA SPORTS franchise
KORORINPA franchise

KONAMI
Baseball franchise
Contra franchise
Frogger franchise
HIDEO KOJIMA’S METAL GEAR SOLID SNAKE EATER 3D
“The Naked Sample”
PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER franchise /
WINNING ELEVEN franchise

LEVEL-5
Professor Layton and the Mask of Miracle (name not final)

Majesco Entertainment
BloodRayne: The Shroud
A Boy and His Blob
Face Racers: Photo Finish
Lion’s Pride: Adventures on the Serengeti
Martha Stewart
WonderWorld Amusement Park
Marvelous Entertainment
BOKUJYOUMONOGATARI 3D (name not final)

NAMCO BANDAI Games
Dragon Ball® franchise (name not final)
Gundam® franchise (name not final)
PAC-MAN™ & GALAGA™ (name not final)
RIDGE RACER® (name not final)
Super Robot franchise (name not final)

Nintendo
Animal Crossing™
Kid Icarus™: Uprising
Mario Kart™
nintendogs™ + cats
Paper Mario™
PilotWings Resort™
Star Fox 64™ 3D
Steel Diver™
ROCKET
Crash-City GP
VS-robo

SEGA
Sonic (name not final)
Super Monkey Ball (name not final)

SQUARE ENIX
CODENAME: Chocobo Racing® 3D
DRAGON QUEST® franchise
FINAL FANTASY® franchise
KINGDOM HEARTS franchise

Take-Two Interactive
Carnival Games® franchise

TECMO KOEI GAMES
DEAD OR ALIVE® 3D (name not final)
DYNASTY WARRIORS® (name not final)
NINJA GAIDEN® (name not final)
SAMURAI WARRIORS® 3D (name not final)

TOMY
LOVELY LISA 3D
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN ACTION

THQ
de Blob 2
Kung Fu Panda Kaboom of Doom
Marvel Super Hero Squad Infinity Gauntlet
The Penguins of Madagascar
Puss N Boots
Saints Row: Drive-By

Ubisoft
Assassin’s Creed™ Lost Legacy
Battle of Giants™: Dinosaur Strike
Driver® Renegade
Hollywood 61 (name not final)
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon™
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Chaos Theory™
Warner Bros
Batman franchise
LEGO franchise

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Best Nintendo E3 press event in years. I think Epic Mickey could be amazing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I saw this with SD and agreed its a good show. Lots of titles for me to get excited about. Kirby in particular. I have massive love for Yoshi's Story.

But I'm frankly worried about the 3DS line up. It just looking like a bunch of Wii ports.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Star Fox 64™ 3D

I came hard reading this.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Philia

Yeah, I saw this with SD and agreed its a good show. Lots of titles for me to get excited about. Kirby in particular. I have massive love for Yoshi's Story.

But I'm frankly worried about the 3DS line up. It just looking like a bunch of Wii ports.

But it's portable Wii ports.

PORTABLE WII.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

And it [so far] looks like the graphics are BETTER than the Wii's. Also Star Fox:



I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah there's screens out for most of the 3DS games on that list, and graphics on almost all of them look really good, at least Wii-level if not better. I'm genuinely impressed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I believe that Nintendo has stolen the show at this year's E3.

They blew me away when they brought out the 3DS and the Zelda along with the huge games like the GoldenEye remake and Epic Mickey. Yet, I wished that the remake had the original 90s Bond, not Craig.

FELIPE NO

The games look pretty enough but Wii graphics don't exactly take much beating. The 3DS looks like a fun gadget but I do hope it's not just endless rehashes of old IPs, although saying that I'll probably buy one just for Starfox.

I was quite disappointed by the Epic Mickey stuff, I was hoping for something really dark whereas that just looks like a cheesy platformer.

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Ocarina of Time 3DS confirmed : The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3DS Remake Confirmed
Why didn't they show any of this shit at the conference??

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shin

I was quite disappointed by the Epic Mickey stuff, I was hoping for something really dark whereas that just looks like a cheesy platformer.

I agree that it's not dark from the currant gameplay video, but hopefully will see more of what we want from this game in the coming months ahead. I believe Spector leave us hanging without adding the darker stuff from the previous concept arts.

PS: the 2nd gameplay of Dead Space 2 looks more freakin scarier than the first game. It's a-must-by for me that's for sure.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sonic-Dude

I believe that Nintendo has stolen the show at this year's E3.

Stealing from a bunch of blind, retarded, possibly dead mooks doesn't make you a master thief; it just means you barely qualify as high-functioning.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damn, that is a really nice list for the 3DS. At this point I figured we could safely give up on Nintendo ever releasing another PilotWings title. Kid Icarus and Chocobo Racing are pretty exciting too. It's kind of odd to see SMT: Devil Survivor on the list, though. Wonder if they're turning it into its own side series or they're actually remaking a recent DS game into 3D.

I guess de Blob is going multiplatform for its sequel since I saw it announced for PS3 yesterday. I'll be happy as long as jumping is set to a button instead of motion control so it can be more accurate this time. Checkpoints so that levels don't take an hour and a half would also be nice.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Let's not forget Paper Mario. I was worried it was just a port of the original (since I've played that one too many times), but the screens show it is definitely new:





Shit yeah, Chain Chomp party member.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Yeah there's screens out for most of the 3DS games on that list, and graphics on almost all of them look really good, at least Wii-level if not better. I'm genuinely impressed.

PUT ON THE GLASSES, DARAVON

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

3DS is a definite must buy. I've loved the shit out of my DS since day one and I'm convinced this is going to be at least as good as a handheld with all the obvious improvements. Plus the list of games so far looks pretty fab. Definitely getting me one of those, just hoping we don't get screwed release date wise in Europe.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by El Kabong

PUT ON THE GLASSES, DARAVON

PUT ON THE GRASSES

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm sure I'll jump on the 3DS bandwagon sooner rather than later (I bought a DS a few months after launch in spite of its lackluster library), but I'm not seeing a ton of exciting games. Other than Kid Icarus, it seems like most of it is just updated ports of older Nintendo titles.

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