[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

He's been on Fox News a few times. They stuff he says on TV about giving finical advice isn't made up. He's actually written a book about it and made multiple guest appearances on shows to discuss it. I believe he has a talk show too...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pretty sure it was that whole goose-stepping in Germany that got him canned.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Who would've thought something like that would give way to one of the worst gimmicks in wrestling history.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nah, it just makes him really annoying. Not only was he overused, but he was needlessly obnoxious, a horrible wrestler, and just a bad gimmick. Plus, he held the belt for far too long. Being on of the reasons I stopped watching Smackdown.

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You should check out indy wrestling then. Honestly, while I like the crazy moves they do, I don't think they're needed. You can make the most basic stuff look devastating. This is something I learned through actually performing. In the independants, you have those INSANE freakin moves that are always gonna recieve a HUGE pop, but at what cost?

It's entertainment. People want those huge, crazy, flashy moves. It's definitely not need, but it looks good and fans love it. It's especially helpful for TNA, for example, who's using that as a way to propel themselves up the wrestling ladder.

I was speaking idiomatically.

better than the rape/necrophilia storyline. Pretty much lost faith in WWE's ability to make stories right there.

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At least WWE isn't the mess that TNA is. For a brand that had so much fucking potential and started off really well... I don't know what the hell happened. Unwatchable. It makes the WWE writers look like geniuses.

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