[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by Pang

You appear to have trodden on some lava. Stand by.

*Near some lava

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

While I will concede that the lava fills less than half of the AQ20 space, I think you will find that standing near lava is also quite dangerous when you are literally a big shrub.

How ya doing, buddy?

Does the lava shoot instant kill arrows too?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sort of want to give the lava hit points and make you fight it

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DESPITE MASSIVE FATALITIES MELANCHOLY OF PERFECTION HAS TRIUMPHED OVER EVERY CHALLENGE IN THEIR PATH

BUT CAN THEY STAND UP TO THEIR FIERCEST OPPONENT YET

A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF MAGMA

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pang

While I will concede that the lava fills less than half of the AQ20 space, I think you will find that standing near lava is also quite dangerous when you are literally a big shrub.

What about when I'm a big shrub with a "stony hide"

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Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

Lifeblood to get 5 or 6 hp back (does 1/2 level round to 0?)

Arts majors, man.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, you always round down.

I would counter your argumentum ex lapidum by pointing out that lava is, essentially, just hot stones. You cannot fight stones by being stones, you can only be hot stones.

No John You Are The Lavas.

COMPROMISE: I will extend the inflammatory effect to an aura around you on account of you're such hot stones right now, I can't even

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Originally Posted by Pang

argumentum ex lapidum

ahahaha well played

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

Arts majors, man.

Just wasn't sure if 1/2 level was an exception to the rule when your level is 1.

Now I'm starting to regret all of my life choices. So many questions left unanswered.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I really need to start firing off dailies earlier in fights. Saving them just in case is extra retarded when the life expectancy of your characters is a shade over one round of meaningful combat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Since I'm already taking periodic fire damage, does that mean that remaining on this space will result in no additional hardship? I'm not gonna catch on double fire or anything?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, you can't be on fire twice. Which is why, next time, I have to remember to protect the lava with plumes of acid.

As far as dailies go I'm probably just going to scale them down to Encounter powers somehow after this battle, "powers you can have back after you rest" is a bad idea for a setting where HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN NEVER REST.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Okay so this will be the post wherein I detail the shameful mistakes I made in my rolling. When the Gren hit me with his bow I interpreted it as a ranged attack for some inexplicable reason, and rolled an attack of opportunity since I'm adjacent to him, which hit (but obviously should not have occurred, unless there's some rule about using shit as a weapon that isn't actually a weapon but ANYWAY) so that can be ignored, as well as the resultant damage.

Then he crawled away, and I know that's actually something that will provoke an AoO, so that is where that second roll comes from, except that one missed, which is lame. At the time I forgot I am only allowed to make 1 AoO per turn, so if the first one counted this one should never have even happened.

Then I run over there and club him.

In conclusion, I don't attack three times, but I do ruin everything due to questionable literacy.

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Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

Damage: 12 + 6 + 9 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 39.

Well, that's it for the Gren, and the odds of the Diggles killing Mamara before she wipes both of them out is statistically insignificant, so that fight's basically sorted.

Hawk, Skills, go ahead and pass me your new character ideas at your nearest convenience.

FELIPE NO

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

FLOPFLAP STINGDICK

Mk. II model Marlboro cigarette Warbot.

This one is a robot JELLYFISH

Like before, multiclass ranger and I haven't worked the rest out fully.

I wrote it down in a text file somewhere, when I am not typing on a 3DS, I will get it to you.

PLEASE HOLD

How ya doing, buddy?

You mean I actually survived the fight? There's a turn up for the books eh?

So are you making dailies into encounters now or is that a new-characters-only deal?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

if its not too much to ask, flopflap gonna grab crushdicks die thing. cloak can go to diss. whatever i spwwn with otherwise is good.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

So are you making dailies into encounters now or is that a new-characters-only deal?

Things were #404040! But now they're #704040! FOREVER!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

if its not too much to ask, flopflap gonna grab crushdicks die thing. cloak can go to diss. whatever i spwwn with otherwise is good.

His what thing?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pang

Things were #404040! But now they're #704040! FOREVER!

Huzzah!

Maybe now Mamara won't be completely useless in terms of actually doing more than just stayin' alive (hah hah hah hah). Still not very useful, but at least somewhat more of a threat once every encounter.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

His what thing?

neighbours shut down their wifi

still no nominal setup

die organ switch omega tech.

FELIPE NO

Oh yeah, sure.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well I guess Skills is still trapped in some kind of technical miasma, but Hawkeye, do you have a character I can start working on?

Or, I mean, whoever, game's still open to anybody in the event Hawk is just super demoralized.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

EVERYTHING SUCKS

HOPEFULLY TOMORROW

FUCK ALL THINGSL

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Weeks later: Skills still not finished moving, building currently on fire.

ANYBODY ELSE GOT SOMETHING

ANYBODY

ANYBODY AT ALL

JUST THROW YOUR IDEAS OUT THERE

Things were going so well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.