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Ultraviolet
Ultraviolet must be the worst - lack of plot, crappy special effects, predictable ending - what more can you say?
Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by Shinimegami; Mar 21, 2006 at 12:36 PM.
Reason: too early for worst movie thread...:(
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I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?
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This thread is more apt toward November or December. Close this shit.
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Ultraviolet
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Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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and yes it was really that bad.... read the reviews if you haven't already - its not different from those other 'sexy(slutty)-chick-assasin-who-wants-revenge' movie. ex. Elektra, Aeon Flux...etc. etc. Most amazing jew boots |
Hmmm, haven't seen much so far but "Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector" looks to eclipse Ultraviolet as the worst movie of 2006 so far.
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The movie is suppose to appeal to Redneck, hillbilly types. So it might be a Great movie for them.
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Oh, I know who it's supposed to appeal to. But that doesn't mean it can't fail with them too. Just like Jeff Foxworthy's show was targeted to the same crowd but it flopped even here in Hillbilly heaven (North Carolina).
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How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.
Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Or Mission Impossible 3. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Off topic: Has anyone actually seen Curious George? FELIPE NO |
Date Movie?
Scary Movie 4? Big Momma's House 2? That Rob Schiender/David Spade baseball flick? Other worthy nominees. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.
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Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.
The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D "Now Playing...: Wild 80's" **Karma Chameleon starts playing** "Now Playing...: Destroy Mankind" There's nowhere I can't reach.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
Goddamn it makes me happy to see Annapolis on that list. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Who are we kidding, Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege is coming out this year, it already won the shittiest movie of 06.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
How in the hell do you make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? The damn game didn't even have a fucking ending! Unless you count: "Congrats...you beat the game...go play online now." I'm with you Stealth. I don't even need to see it to call it.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? SO SAY WE ALL
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I somehow doubt Dungeon Siege will be worse than Bloodrayne.
It's cast is pretty goddamn impressive. I don't think ALL those actors could suck that much in it. How ya doing, buddy? |
Holy shit, I actually went to see "A DATE MOVIE" and it was the most retarded thing I had ever seen. I feel bad for having my friend pay for both her and my ticket to see that unfunny garbage; it was such a waste of time and money.
If you'd like a synopsis, here's how it went: A cute actress outside of this shitty shit film mianders around and finds an unbelievably retarded british guy to hook up with after a series of dumbshit events that are chaulk full of corny and lame pop-culture references that any shallow douchebag who actually builds his social worth off encyclopedia-izing this useless knowledge would laugh at with gusto and pitch gay one-liners from the movie at random intervals during conversation in an attempt to be witty but finds out after an awkward moment of silence and stares from his peers that he was the only dipshit dumb enough to see such an unbelievably shitty movie in the first place hence making him an outcast to a demographic he thought would be interested in a film that otherwise portrays stupidity as an outstanding plot device which inadvertantly insults its audience because basically its undertones are this: "This movie is retarded, and if you paid to see it you are retarded also and are in for a world of dissapointment if you actually expected this to be geniunely funny." I might have left a few parts out, but that's pretty much all I remember from when I saw it. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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