Kurado must be a fucking dog.

Okay, just hit the link and see what sign you are in case you don`t already know. I`m a rooster.

But be careful. The signs don`t go strictly by the year but by the lunar cycle that starts anywhere between late January and mid February. Generally 1981 is year of the Rooster, but Sassafrass, who was born early in January of 1982, is also a Rooster. Check the dates in the link!

http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm

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You's lookin' at a dragon here. Fear me.

Edit: correction, You's lookin' at an Earth dragon here. Fear me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Rabbit. Dammit. The element associated with my birth year is Fire, making me, effectively, "Fire Rabbit". Much of it fits my personality, much of it doesn't.

Who else got Rabbit? Let's discuss our rabbitness.

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I am also a fire rabbit, apparently. How awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I am a rooster as well. Although I have come across some Chinese horoscope materials use the term 'cock' instead. As amusing as it would be to introduce one's self as a cock, the consequences may not be worth it given the amount of mace and stun guns being wielded by the populace.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dragons represent! Earth Dragon, normally I don't pay too much heed to horoscopes and what not but the whole friendship thing they brought up pretty much hit the nail on the head. roar... although I wonder if earth dragons can also spew fire... maybe we just spew magma or something.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Robo Sheep says "Bleet, bleet, bleet."

FELIPE NO

Ox right here. I guess it's rightfully so.

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Another flaming rabbit here. Like with all the horoscope stuff I've checked out, though, I don't really fit the descriptions.

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I'm a damn dirty rat.

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I'm a snake. I remember being jealous of my older friends 'cuz they were dragons and dragons are WAY cooler. :/ They're like snakes but bigger and more awesome.

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I'm a flaming rabbit. XD And it says I'm extroverted when I'm really not.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

God damn. It says I'm a Water Pig.

How ya doing, buddy?

Im a Rabbit. According to my chinese restaurant place mat, that means im artistic.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I already know what I am. Fire Snake here. I don't believe in this stuff, but there are some things for Fire Snakes that matches me. Scary.

How ya doing, buddy?

I always thought I was a cock, but here I am, a metal monkey.

...I always thought I was a cock...
...I just don't feel like a monkey...

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Yeah, I'm a Wood Rat. I first learned this from my Faith, Fiction, Film, and Feminism course last year as our class read Amy Tan's Joy Luck Club, probably the only piece of literature I liked in college. Anyway, yeah: wood rat.

And some excerpts from the horoscope description I feel are true:

Feb 2, 1984 to Feb 19, 1985

-Rat people are so charming and attractive they are always surrounded by friends and admirers.
-Known as Perfectionists, they never want to lose face.
-It takes an understanding friend to get them to "put on the dancing plumes." -Rat people have vivid imagination and are known for creating extraordinarily magic moments in time.
-Rats enjoy being leaders and pacesetters and usually enjoy extraordinary success in life.
-Wood rats don't care about firecrackers and whiz-bam-boom special effects. -Somewhat introverted and shy in social gatherings, Wood Rats nevertheless make a big impact when it comes to career, finance, and entrepreneurial projects.
-A big ego keeps this one focused on the big picture, talking only when necessary to make the next move.
-The enterprising Wood Rat knows and lives the rules in human dynamics: compromise, flexibility, "playing it by ear," the Golden Rule, and generosity. In the Love Boat, don't expect the Wood Rat to whisper a lot of sweet nothings; again, still waters run deep.
-They don't need words, they ACT their love, showering affection, kindness, and respect on their loved ones, who love them in return.

Yeah, so that's at least 90% of the whole thing. Rat for life, I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Earth Snake.. Interesting. I'll have to contemplate this for a little while. >_>

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was previously unaware there were different types of the same animals depending upon the year. I'm apparently an Earth Dragon.

Quote:

Soaring high into the serene heavens, they can be stubborn, passionate, excitable, honest, and brave, wear purple and walk barefoot in public fountains. They listen to their own drummer, thank you very much, while the rest of the world stands in amazement. People always admire their individuality and feisty personality. Dragons are capable of doing great work for mankind and they inspire trust in almost everyone. The Dragon symbolizes life and growth and is said to bring the five blessings: harmony, virtue, riches, fulfillment and longevity.

Really, I only think half of that applies to me. Though, that's the thing about zodiacs. Not everything is going to apply to one person in most cases.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I knew I was a Monkey--but an Earth Monkey?

Damn....

*eats bananas and throws poo at you*

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm an Earth Snake. The description pretty inaccurate though. Especially for a large amount of people who've been born in that year.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Dai

I'm an Earth Snake. The description pretty inaccurate though. Especially for a large amount of people who've been born in that year.

I join you in Earth Snakedom. Pretty lame I guess, though it did nail my love of music. Where would we be without the Chinese?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Metal horse. MY RADAR HOOVES PREDICT DANGER.

FELIPE NO

Another fire rabbit here. Wow that...almost describes me. I'm nothing like the description until I get comfortable in a crowd. Then I'm like a fire rabbit. Otherwise I'm quiet and nervous about so many little things it's a joke.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I have no idea on the poll, but taking a browse at the link sure is interested

gooooo wood rat!

i mean...mouse ._."

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